Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-28 at 6:09 AM UTC in what do you know about FASHION
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   regardless of how i look, im still not as hideous as you. and that outfit your wearing is more atrocious than the worst thing ive ever worn in my entire life…including the sailor outfit my parents dressed me in for family portraits when i was two
   
   *there were pics of me on the original totse as well as skankery or RDFRN.

   
   
   That's how I dress when someone owes my family money and its time to collect. Mob lyfe
2. 2016-03-28 at 6:07 AM UTC in My cat has been terding a lot.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cats also don't understand doors. "Hey this wall keeps blocking my way from this room"
3. 2016-03-28 at 6:05 AM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No it's not that you have MILF/BBW/BBQ

   
   I used to have a BBQ but when my house had a fire it exploded along with all those solvents I kept next to each other directly behind the wall.. He he he yeah an "accident".
   
4. 2016-03-28 at 6:01 AM UTC in Never going to have an actual life syndrome
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Start cooking meth just hit up home depot and get a giant bag of 20.5-0-0 fert, lithium batteries, solvent and some ephed.
5. 2016-03-28 at 5:59 AM UTC in I forgot how fun
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   I noticed its spring bank because all the highschool lolis are gone... =[ come back to school girls I miss watching you while I sit here and post.
6. 2016-03-28 at 5:54 AM UTC in Got me some DOPE Friday night let's snort this shit up
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Nothing ruins a good buzz like death.

   
   That's the best part though.
   
7. 2016-03-28 at 5:53 AM UTC in I have created a community based shitposting bot
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   "shitposting bot"
   
   We already have one, it's called sploo.
   
   http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?...shot&play=true

   
   U avin a giggle m8?
8. 2016-03-28 at 5:49 AM UTC in bundy BRAIN GOUGING EXPERIMENTS
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pills are to be crushed and chopped into triangular lines GOOD DAY SIR
9. 2016-03-28 at 5:48 AM UTC in Who is the biggest piece of shit on this site?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   the beagle wasn't really 'crucified', it was laid on its side, and this was after it had been beaten nearly to death, so it didn't really move much or complain, and the nails were driven through the upper parts of its legs, into the board. It died soon after. I saw it while it was still alive, and then later after it was dead they threw it in the woods, board and all.

   
   
   And it was the best easter ever. The end.
   
10. 2016-03-28 at 5:44 AM UTC in Would you pimp your girlfriend/wife?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    i love you .

    
    
    The guest list for our wedding: shadow people
    Shadow people
    Shadow people
    
11. 2016-03-28 at 5:42 AM UTC in Official "My PMs and New Threads don't work" bump thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I've accepted the fact that PM's will probably never work and that's fine but I bumped this thread cuz now posting new threads is not working. It gives me the same error message it does when I try to view my pm's.

    
    
    You forgot to pay the $20 monthly posting fee so your services have been suspended.
12. 2016-03-28 at 5:41 AM UTC in Before i forget: Happy Zombie Jesus Day Senpais!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Happy Irish independence day lads. God bless the Republican Army
13. 2016-03-28 at 5:38 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I cut your heroin with sucralose and it makes it better, for me.

    
    
    I cut Boy with Molly and call it "Tranny"
14. 2016-03-28 at 5:37 AM UTC in jedis, chistians-- when they go to heaven
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm cut. Now let's vehemently debate the pros and cons of male circumcision through about 12 pages shall we?.
15. 2016-03-28 at 5:34 AM UTC in Just had a fucken tremendous kek
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I don't get it…..
    
    
    but, my favorite serial killer is the classic Jeffery Dahmer. I know, I know, cliché, but what can I say, the man has a GEN ES SAY QUA.

    I was gonna post a thread about how much I admire Dahmer. Check out the comic "my friend Dahmer" its written by a guy who grew up with him. Dahmer was a total freak in school, just like me.
    
    I wish he would have got away with it, I bet that skull altar would have been dope. I liked how his dad was a chemist and he used alkaline soilex to dissolve the flesh from bodies.
    
    Oh and if anyone hasn't got the joke yet, sploos uncle is Ted Bundy *slaps knee* dohohoho
16. 2016-03-28 at 5:31 AM UTC in You ever bought trucks from random nigs?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Before my house burned down I had a car and all these cracker looking dudes cornered me one night and said to me "hey man would you sell that jalopy for an 8ball" and I said I'd need at least a quarter ounce.
17. 2016-03-28 at 5:29 AM UTC in Leaving a dildo on a store shelf.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Get 3 and arrange them in a triangle on the floor.
18. 2016-03-28 at 5:28 AM UTC in ATTN: Gay pedophiles
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    Girl comes over : do you have any pictures from when you were a baby
    
    *show her nothing but pictures of triangles*
    
19. 2016-03-28 at 3:58 AM UTC in Leaving a dildo on a store shelf.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If some prankster was gonna buy a dildo and sneak it into a department store and leave it on a shelf somewhere, what department?
20. 2016-03-28 at 3:49 AM UTC in You ever bought trucks from random nigs?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How do go about that if you're white? Drive into the hood and pull up to a black guy standing around somewhere and ask if they're selling?