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2016-03-29 at 11:42 PM UTC in I just watched someone ruin a 30lb Turkey.I wasn't planning on eating in the first place but this is torture to watch.
My dads girlfriend was preparing this bird all day, preheated the oven and right before she shoves it in she grinds some salt on the bird.
But then she starts grinding BLACK PEPPER
CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK and puts it in the oven completely coated with crushed black pepper.
WTF. who the fuck COOKS with black pepper?. I always thought it went acrid at like 400°C. When I left it looked like a dark brown crust of cooked burnt pepper and I could smell something was off. Right on the top of the bird too, so all those juices and fats can get ruined, oh and all that stuffing, everything is ruined.
Pepper on a Turkey that is cooked 400°C+ for hours is the stupidest thing you can do. All you are doing is adding an acrid burnt spice and fucking up the taste on a generally tasteless meat.[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=16px]Black pepper loses flavor and aroma through evaporation. Piperine can also react to light and turn into an almost tasteless compound. The best way to store the spice is as dried peppercorns in a [/SIZE][/FONT]pepper mill[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=16px] or in an otherwise airtight container. Then keep the container in dry, cool and dark area of the kitchen. You should also only grind them immediately before use to get the full flavor.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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2016-03-29 at 11:39 PM UTC in Where do u guys buy your bitcoin?theres a bitcoin atm in my area im bout to head over there and check it out. If not for that id do mail in cash thru localbitcoins
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2016-03-29 at 11:20 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition“Why does cocaine wear off so quickly?†put this substituted ring in place of the benzoate moiety on coke, but attached it directly, without an easily-cleaved ester bridge, and the stuff is supposed to be sixty times stronger than coke. Nobody I know’s made it. You’d probably have to start by sacrificing 100g of cocaine.
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2016-03-29 at 11:10 PM UTC in jedis, chistians-- when they go to heavenI say any reason to sexually violate a child should be taken. They should also be forced to get triangle barcode tattoos
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2016-03-29 at 11:06 PM UTC in Easy killed himself.Suge Knight admitted to killing Easy E with AIDS infected needle on Jimmy Kimmel.
https://youtu.be/vxPTtFv4AkM
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2016-03-29 at 11:02 PM UTC in I have a nutmeg dealerI should spend my last $20 on nutmeg. But I want Benzedrex and bundy. They don't seem to mind me only buying beedrill and bundy but I have a feeling they will look at me strange if I go into the health food store and throw down some nutleg lololol
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2016-03-29 at 10:59 PM UTC in Shitbot 3000Post algorithm or gtfo
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2016-03-29 at 10:58 PM UTC in What should you do?I spent my entire welfare check on bundy and alcohol.
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2016-03-29 at 10:56 PM UTC in I Just Shit in a Toilet Filled With BleachLol that's nothing I used to have a pail of pure sodium hypochlorite pellets meant for cleaning pools and before my house exploded I poured the entire 5kg in a clogged toilet bowl and closed the lid.
Now it looks like this and the toilet isn't clogged anymore.
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2016-03-29 at 10:47 PM UTC in Why do some people from the north make generalizations about the southEveryone in the south smokes meth.
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2016-03-29 at 10:45 PM UTC in Anyone here like Bill Krozby?
sorry dont get the reference.
LOL that's chong from two and a half men when he plays that hippie guy that Eric's dad hates. -
2016-03-29 at 10:33 PM UTC in If I was gonna have a drugs factory/distrubution center...Incinerators take a lot of time to start up and get to a good enough heat.
What you want is a waste disposal well that can drain a few hundred gallons of wastewater per hour. Every pharmaceutical manufacturing facility on the planet has these waste wells and you are legally allowed to dump mercury, solvents, organic waste and all kinds of crud deep into the earth where it becomes a problem no more.
Also modern, licensed facilities don't use glassware like flasks, instead they use giant automated specialty chemistry machines that can react hundreds of kilograms of API grade products all at once and these machines are piped into gases, totes and most have a direct pipe for waste that just gets dumped as hazmat if its not recycled.
There are factories in India set up like this and in the clandestine chemistry community it is thought that these folks can easily cook hundreds of kilos of methamphetamines and if there is a raid press a single large red button that mixes everything with a bunch of waste and dumps it before anyone gets cuffs on them or stops production.
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2016-03-29 at 10:28 PM UTC in If I was gonna have a drugs factory/distrubution center...I'd have an incinerator on site and have surveilance cameras covering the whole perimiter and have somebody watching them at all times, ready to sound an alarm if theres about to be a raid.
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2016-03-29 at 9:46 PM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
^uggles like your wife?
Girlfriend. And she's a QTP2T. -
2016-03-29 at 3:57 PM UTC in I have a nutmeg dealerjesus christ dude you are a mess
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2016-03-29 at 1:54 PM UTC in I have a nutmeg dealerthat reminds me of the time I ate dog shit and licked door knobs cause I wanted a fever dream...
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2016-03-29 at 1:46 PM UTC in I have a nutmeg dealerThe day before yesterday I drank 16 ounces of cough medicine and when I was in the backyard smoking a cig on the ground I heard my dealer next door and I went over and hung out with people on 1000mg of bundy while drinking beers, and them repeatedly telling me I should go lay down. I went home and grabbed like soda cans, walked around my neighborhood on a 4th plateau to the grocery store like ten blocks away, and cashed in cans to get some change. I only had 40 cents and I gave it to the cashier and walked out with a whipped cream can and did a blast of nitrous in front of the store which I don't remember. Then I dissociated in the dark for a bunch of hours and went to bed. Yesterday I tried to buy a bottle of cough syrup but got kicked out of the store for buying it every day so I bought it from another store,where I got 1000mg. I hung out with the guy and we drank a bunch of shots while I was peaking on my fourth plateau and everything looked one dimensional. I for some reason I don't remember ended up getting in a car with some Mexican guy I never met and driving around the neighborhood, and I felt like I was zooming through space. Then for going in the car with the guy, my dealer gave me a crack pipe filled with 200$ of used crack gunk and a cup full of nutmeg. I broke my lighter smoking crack and felt like my computer was manipulating my thoughts and wrote a few thousand word rants, so then I started smoking it by putting the crack pipe on a stove and I felt like I was gonna have a heart attack. Today I'm eating through the nutmeg, hoping it'll get me high this time.
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2016-03-29 at 1:12 PM UTC in I have a nutmeg dealerYou wot m8
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2016-03-29 at 1:08 PM UTC in ÂÂÂÂÂNice thread faggot.
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2016-03-29 at 8:55 AM UTC in Easy killed himself.Good to see you back, you big lug. Quit trolling.