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2016-03-30 at 12:48 AM UTC in Where do u guys buy your bitcoin?Uhh as a person who has spent $1000's on BTC using LBC please don't do a cash/mail thing LOL.. Just send the money through the bank dude.
I met a guy in 2012 on localbitcoins and he's been my "dealer" ever since. The entire transaction should never take longer than an hour.
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2016-03-30 at 12:42 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
I have a project lined up to extract cocaine base from a certain brand of 'coca tea', and convert it to the hcl…and then probably rock that shit up….there's nothing in the world like a big blast of good quality rock cocaine.
Gonna get around to it early this summer, I think.
I have a PDF with detailed instructions and pictures. Ill upload it. Crack is the BEST drug ever. -
2016-03-30 at 12:37 AM UTC in To celebrate easter sunday i bought two grams of speed.I sat at my dads house alone eating cheese buns, bundy. smoking weed and drinking while my family had a get together.
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2016-03-30 at 12:33 AM UTC in shit bot for the shit showNeeds more jenk and triangles
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2016-03-30 at 12:31 AM UTC in Petition to ban Shitpost Bot 2000IM TRIPPING ON JENK ILL SIGN ANYTHING!!!,,....&($+#;#;pp∆∆∆∆¶`ו{¥℅ LeT mME JUST FIND MY PEN.. OH YEAH... I USED IT AS A JENK HUFFER TO DIRECT THE FUMES.. IT DISSOLVED. THAT WAS A GOOD BATCH. OH HEAR IT IS
ZIVGM HERE-X__________MiSTAH__SC___RINALDLO____J____SC______S CRON_____ZCRAWNY____SC___TRUMP___HAPPEH__THE_HAPPI NATOR_AKA_PAWNS4MONS__AKA_THE_SYNSYNYETI__AKA_MISTER_SMILEY_FACE -
2016-03-30 at 12:27 AM UTC in I killed the demons wifh my occipital lobeLegalize JENK oh looks I'm sober time for a hufffffffhuffHUFFFFFF WHOA HEY BACK ZZZZZZZZZZ THIS IS CRACK JENK WHERE YOU DONT EAT FOR ONE MONTH AND ONLY EAT COCA AND COFFEE TO MAKE A GREEN/BROWN SUPER JENK THST HITS FAST BUT ONLY LASTS 20 MINUTES. ITS THEORIZED THAT ORAL COCA HAS NO DIRECT PHARMOXOLOGICAL ACTIVITY BUT AS SHIT THAT IS FERMENTED IT IS BUMPED UP IN POTENCY AND THE NATURAL COCAINE ALKALOIDS REJUVENATED TO YIELD A POTENT GASEOUS EQUILIBRIUM WITH THE METHANE ALKALOIDS
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2016-03-30 at 12:24 AM UTC in Dear shitbot 2020He's not as cool as the JENK-BOT
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2016-03-30 at 12:23 AM UTC in Parallel Universe TheoryIf God invented crystal meth why is it illegal.
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2016-03-30 at 12:22 AM UTC in Petition to ban ____∆ synsynyeti
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2016-03-30 at 12:22 AM UTC in what if i told youLegalize Jenk. Remember your TOTSE history.
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2016-03-30 at 12:18 AM UTC in Should women be allowed to combat?
any instance where women are wearing dresses or heels is full proof that they are not intended to be combat-capable.
It is well known that an all-female fleet of North Korean sailors captured the USS Pueblo(AGER-2) and everyone aboard. It still remains in the DPRK as a war museum.
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2016-03-30 at 12:14 AM UTC in Last night I shit my pantsHOW CAN YOU FORGET YOUR HERITAGE??!!!!? JENK WAS DISCOVERED AT THE TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON AND WE HAVE BEEN GIFTED THE GLORY OF 1999 HOUR LONG TRIPS AND OVERDOSING FRACTALS EVER SINC!!!!?!!E.!!!!!!!!!.
HUFF JENK ERRY DAY
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2016-03-30 at 12:14 AM UTC in Poor peoples snax you likeSucking on flavored condoms fished from the trash.
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2016-03-29 at 11:58 PM UTC in Last night I shit my pants
I had to endure it sober too.
WHAT TJE FJCKFN YOUR A LIAR HEY EBERYONE ITS A LIAR!!!
YOU FUCKING LIAR PIEXE OF ∆
THIS IS BULLSHIT'!#!#@#¥^∆
as PRESIDENT of the local JENKEM huffers ASSociation UNION #1848 IM GONNA Have TO FIND YOU A FINE OF BUT EXCEEDING $10,000 USD. THIS SEIZURE SHALL BE USED TO FUND THE RESEARCH OF JENKAMINES IN THE FIELD OF JENKOLOGY.
WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SPIN UP A QUICK BATCH WHILE YOU WAS THERE??..?! TEULY.FNFJDDSS...
YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN!!!!
CLEARLY YOU MUST NOT KNOW MUCB ABOUT JENK CHEMISTRY TO COOK YOUR OWN. SEE THIS 100L RB SHIT STAINED TO ALL HELL??? WHERE WERE YOU????
WHERE WERE U????
ILL TELL YA WERE U WHAS... NIWERRF$+#+2#$':;!!!!!!p∆
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAKE UR PANTS OFF AND USE A FORK TO REMOVE THE FEEDSTOCK (HUMAM SHIT) FROM YOUR DRAWERS AND USE A KNIFE AND OR SCIZZORS TO CUT ANY STAINED FABRIC AND TJROE THAT IN THE BROTH AND ADD 1g Of BACTERIA WITH A CUP OF AMMONIA AND MAYBE VISIT YOUR NEIGHBOR AND RAID HIS SEPTIC TANK WHEN HE AINT LLOOKING. STICK A BALLOONS ON THE TOP AND HEAT IN THE SUN OR OVEN IF YOU NEED A HOOT IN UNDER AN HOUR AND THE NATURAL JENKOIDS WILL UNDERGO PHOTOSYNTJESIS TO JENKALINES AND FINALLY DECOMPOSE TO JENKAMINES MIXED WITH METHANE GAS WHICH YOU HUFFF ANDNDNSND TRIP FOR 10,000,000 HOURS SKFJGNSJA UNTIL SOMEONE CALLS THE AMBALAMPS AND INJECTS YOU WITH JENXALONE TO REVERSE TJE EFFECTS OF YOUR JENKIOD RECEPTORS.
THIS IS GRADE SCHOOL CHEMISTRY SON!!!!
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2016-03-29 at 11:51 PM UTC in Poor peoples snax you likeDoritos and Pepsi is worse than meth or heroin.
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2016-03-29 at 11:51 PM UTC in TRIANGLES WHOLESALE
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2016-03-29 at 11:49 PM UTC in Porn withinYouTube has so many lolis
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2016-03-29 at 11:49 PM UTC in Things that would suckSpilling your last beer and having no money
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2016-03-29 at 11:48 PM UTC in Carding 101 (Card Any Shit You Want)Good way to burn a good drop. I prefer to use mine for drugs. One good import of MDMA worth a few grand will go much further than carding and less shit is being sent to the house.
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2016-03-29 at 11:47 PM UTC in Imagine how much chaos would ensue...If somebody dropped a brick on the gas pedal of a car with a full tank of gas, with some gas cans inside and sent it off the top of a parking ramp in a downtown/busy area