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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. No, fuck this stupid jedi tradition. I certainly wish I had been able to make the decision for myself (and the decision would have been "no"). I'm not letting anyone cut my hypothetical son's dick.
  2. Yeah but you're a homosexual
  3. The butter face blonde is almost cute.

    You have a bad taste in women.

    The order is:
    1. Tall one that looks like Steve-O (R.I.P. Jesus Christ)
    2. The one that doesn't look like Ashley in some way, shape, or form, but would bite your dick off.
    3. Petite virgin mary
    4. Buttered whitebread
  4. The black dicks everywhere are triggering me
  5. Now's the best time to bang a 5 pound rock, ya know?
  6. Nutmeg made me watch this video for 4 days straight, which has noticeably improved my intewwigence.

  7. I shoot heroin every day but I'm not an addict, I could stop whenever I want
  8. that makes no sense…

    the male equivalent of rape is the same as with the female version

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dtVFyXQcUk
  9. i started peeling an orange with my pointer finger and some of the skin went under and it hurt like a motherfucker.
  10. 420chan
    Peach Kelli Pop
    Runescape
    Talk to shamby
    Talk to garl
    Fap
    Eat
    bundy, Nitrous, and Nutmeg
    Sleep
  11. 6 days and nothing yet.

  12. I've done it. I recreationally abuse opiates at least twice per year just because I can. I never do dope longer than 3 months I just get it and do it until I run out and then move on to another substance.
  13. Or just sit on my lap and we'll talk about this first thing that comes up.
  14. Ya
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  16. fuck all religions. I don't want anything to do with a religion that advocates 'turn the other cheek.' if someone wrongs me the only cheek turning will be theirs: black and blue
    Do you buy your TapouT shirts in bulk?
  17. ha, i doubt that
  18. dare to take the red pill, fam?
  19. DEE EXX EMMM

    DEE EXX EMMMMMM
  20. I go to meetings to swipe the donation bag. Nothing more, nothing less.
    I'm telling
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