Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-22 at 7:17 PM UTC in Does anybody have that post from Doki666? You know the one...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm looking for that post where he was liek "One day I'm laying sheets of acid with the family, next day I'm smoking blunts with my niggas in a 69 camaro...etc"
2. 2016-04-22 at 6:59 PM UTC in Test Test... go fuck yourself
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The song is about selling dope. No politics involved.
3. 2016-04-22 at 6:53 PM UTC in I've discovered what consciousness is
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   Bubba is dead? Aww shit, that sucks. I'm sorry for your loss, bro.
4. 2016-04-22 at 6:11 PM UTC in idipendence day two
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...why... the first one already sucked enough
5. 2016-04-22 at 5:12 PM UTC in The dollar store has tons of good shit.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you name it they got some name brand eats, glow sticks, whoopie cusions, glasses, headphones, cheap diphnen/sleep aid/etc chargers, and on and on and on.
6. 2016-04-22 at 4:28 PM UTC in Anyone ever eaten while taking a shit on the toilet?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no but i drank coffee before while i shit...it was alright but kind of weird
7. 2016-04-22 at 4:15 PM UTC in Anyone ever eaten while taking a shit on the toilet?
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   They say you shouldn't shit where you eat, but I guess eating where you shit is okay.
8. 2016-04-22 at 3:59 PM UTC in Anyone ever eaten while taking a shit on the toilet?
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   I always think I'd save so much time in the morning if I shat and ate breakfast at the same time.
9. 2016-04-22 at 3:40 PM UTC in Real men like curves, bones are for dogs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   

   
   Jokes on her, I'm a licensed forklift owner/operator.
   
10. 2016-04-22 at 3:02 PM UTC in Ever met met someone that was sexually abused as a child?
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    Bill Krozby.
    
    you probably met people who have in real life too they just dont go around talking about it
11. 2016-04-22 at 1:34 PM UTC in Real men like curves, bones are for dogs
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    so it goes...
    
    captain falcon's wife < girls Bill Krozby finds attractive < below average looking women < average looking women < actually attractive women
    
    i see.
12. 2016-04-22 at 1:18 PM UTC in I hate MOON PERSONs, specifically the type of person who posts on reddit.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    As a MOON PERSON, I can say confidently that your perception of redditors is not 100% accurate.

    
    
    it's mostly accurate
13. 2016-04-22 at 1:16 PM UTC in Real men like curves, bones are for dogs
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    I'm legitimately wondering what a girl that Bill Krozby finds unattractive looks like.
14. 2016-04-22 at 12:43 PM UTC in Real men like curves, bones are for dogs
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Haha that must have been crushing for the girl, but serves her right. Shit personality + shit looks.
15. 2016-04-22 at 12:22 PM UTC in You are not the guy.
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    You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.
    
    You. Are not. The guy.
16. 2016-04-22 at 9:47 AM UTC in I've discovered what consciousness is
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TL;DR The universe writes chat logs to your brain
17. 2016-04-22 at 9:43 AM UTC in I've discovered what consciousness is
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    Consciousness is the fractal entity writing commands to operate You, so in turn You can effect the real world that operates the fractal entity. Every consciousness gets their commands written by the same programming fractal entity, but the contents of the commands are tailored to suit your operating system, so you can function. If the fractal entity is the Metaphysical, then the real world that human behavior operates in is the Physical, and the operating system that a specific mind embodies through neurons physically allows your specific consciousness. Consciousness is the feedback loop between the Metaphysical and the Physical. If Physical is P and Metaphysical is MP, then consciousness is <->, so reality as a whole could be written as P <-> MP.
    
    Real World <-> You <-> Fractal Entity
    Real World <-> Consciousness <-> Fractal Entity
    Physical <-> Consciousness <-> Metaphysical
    Physical <-> Metaphysical
    P <-> MP
    P = MP
    
18. 2016-04-22 at 5:05 AM UTC in I hate MOON PERSONs, specifically the type of person who posts on reddit.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I prefer 'imax and climax', but I'm not allowed into the imax again for a while

    
    
    That's a good one, I'm stealing that.
19. 2016-04-22 at 5:03 AM UTC in Why are atheists so mad about everything
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    A bunch of overpaid financial shits died in a fire, I'd be tempted to call Haji an american hero if it didn't lead to the systematic molestation of our nation's travelers for years thereafter.

    
    Tell me about it bro, my brown ass has been gate raped literally hundreds of time since 9/11.
20. 2016-04-22 at 4:31 AM UTC in SPLOO LOSES HIS SHIT LIVESTREAMED
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    http://www.allaboutheaven.org/overload/70/104/inhaling-volatiles-and-gases
    
    I agree with the graph on some instinctual level.