Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-02 at 8:25 PM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump The clock should go backwards.

   
   This. It should count down from the First Great Negro Colonization of the Stars, whenever that happened/happens.
2. 2017-01-02 at 8:24 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   cfl are only good for side lighting.
3. 2017-01-02 at 8:20 PM UTC in T-PAIN Synthesis?
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   I've heard of heroin smugglers that dissolve heroin into solution and soak a carpet in it and smuggle that across the border than you just soak it again and evaporate to get the heroin and each carpet can hold a few kilograms because of the way the fibers trap things.
4. 2017-01-02 at 7:54 PM UTC in Vegans.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm thinking of switching to vegetarian diet.

   
   Me too. I did it once when I was 17. I was never hungry after the first couple weeks so I forgot to eat and lost a lot of weight
5. 2017-01-02 at 6:49 PM UTC in I'm the male equivalent of a fucking crazy feminist
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   Nigga dead
6. 2017-01-02 at 6:40 PM UTC in I bought a bandnew bic lighter and it has wear on it.
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   I've changed the flint once in 6 months.
7. 2017-01-02 at 6:38 PM UTC in I bought a bandnew bic lighter and it has wear on it.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Clippers are the fucking worst. Their stones are garbage. You spark em twice and shit's done.
   
8. 2017-01-02 at 6:36 PM UTC in I'm the male equivalent of a fucking crazy feminist
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   Fa real? Source?
9. 2017-01-02 at 6:35 PM UTC in T-PAIN Synthesis?
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   Hahaha... I wish I had a lift at work.
   
   I run a furniture store's carpet section at the moment. Got a degree in BA. Though, I'm currently not working because I'm sick.
10. 2017-01-02 at 6:26 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's guide to online dating / getting pusssaaaaaay
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Damn I live in a small town and sent it to every chick who's been online in the past few days
11. 2017-01-02 at 6:13 PM UTC in T-PAIN Synthesis?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore Risr, may I ask what you do for a living? Are you a chemist or something?

    
    Calls me a fucking burger flipper he works in a fucking carpet warehouse his boss is probably a paki carpet salesman.
    
    The only chemistry this noob is involved in is chemical analysis of different carpet fibers.
    
    
    
    
12. 2017-01-02 at 6:06 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Yeah bro I got this 2500 volt bulb, works great for the veg/flower stage. I just hit it with some bat guano and 0-66-66 and the nugs are the size of my fist.
    
    
    
    Smells so strong I hope my neighbors don't call the pigs.
    
    I got aluminum foil to keep it nice and hot like the beaches of Jamaica mon.
    
    These are gonna be some dank flowers.
13. 2017-01-02 at 6:03 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Malice grows with aquarium lamps. L-O-FUCKING-L.

    
    Are you DaGuru in disguise
14. 2017-01-02 at 6:01 PM UTC in T-PAIN Synthesis?
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    Risr, may I ask what you do for a living? Are you a chemist or something?
15. 2017-01-02 at 6:01 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore That's my fetish.

    
    Nice.
16. 2017-01-02 at 6 PM UTC in T-PAIN Synthesis?
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    Jesus christ hydromorphone. Now I know why everybody makes fun of you. I doubt there have been any/many studies done on T-PAIN's effect on a budding human. Doing "a good deal of research" doesn't absolve you of the fact that you gave a relatively unresearched drug to your own human. I'm pretty sure opiates aren't *that* harmful for pregnant women but T-PAIN is not just a simple opioid.
    
    Marijuana isn't so great for babies either. Why would you think that's okay? I know pregnant women get nauseous, but if you were using for that then you could've tried CBD oil or ginger or there's probably some prescription medicines that are safe for babies too. Where is your logic in all this?
17. 2017-01-02 at 5:59 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice grows with aquarium lamps. L-O-FUCKING-L.
18. 2017-01-02 at 5:53 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's guide to online dating / getting pusssaaaaaay
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    07545881259
19. 2017-01-02 at 5:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Just get feminized seeds and keep making clones.

    
    That's my fetish.
20. 2017-01-02 at 5:52 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's guide to online dating / getting pusssaaaaaay
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject I used to live with a girl who's BO genuinely smelled of weed. Like I'd be convinced she had been smoking it without telling me, but she claimed no it was just her BO.

    
    Whats her number.