Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-03 at 4:25 AM UTC in >When you fall asleep eating a cookie a get chocolate all over your sheets
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   rude
2. 2017-01-03 at 4:19 AM UTC in >When you fall asleep eating a cookie a get chocolate all over your sheets
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But are too lazy to wash them so you sleep on chocolate every night.
   
   I should just fucking kill myself already.
3. 2017-01-03 at 4:06 AM UTC in Darknet Ordering
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   uhhhhh c
4. 2017-01-03 at 4:06 AM UTC in I am very smart
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   zimmy
5. 2017-01-03 at 3:48 AM UTC in I am very smart
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am very stupid. I can't think of what I'd be tipping in this case. Because I'm stupid 'n' all.
6. 2017-01-03 at 2:45 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?
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   Oh no wait, a fucking train.
   
   That was always my old suicide plan. Walk out to a nice secluded area where there are tracks but no people, wait til I can hear a fast train coming and then lie across the rails. Neck over one rail, with my body and legs lying across the tracks and the other rail.
   
   In my mind it'd be pretty quick and painless. I'd basically be decapitated or the pressure from the train going over my neck would make my head explode.
   
   Would be a tad messy tho, but I guess that wouldn't be my job to clean it up
7. 2017-01-03 at 2:38 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Damn... didnt realize how many people here think about this shit. That cinderblock-treebranch method is pretty interesting. I also like the self vaporization idea. I guess im just a fucking amateur at suicidal fantasies or something.
8. 2017-01-03 at 2:32 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yea exit bag.
   
   Or suicide by cop, but that's more effort than it's worth in this country
9. 2017-01-03 at 2:31 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Yeah, exit bag with an inert gas would be the best choice. Unfortunately due to a helium shortage they started mixing the personal party tanks you could buy online and in some stores with 20% oxygen, ruining them for the purpose of suicide. There are others, just not as convenient.
   
   I would also utilize drugs; anxiolytics to take care of anxiety, opioids for pain and pleasure, whatever works for you.

   
   Nitrgen ain't too hard to get. Your body also accepts it better cause its most of the air you already breathe.
10. 2017-01-03 at 2:29 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    -Shotgun in my mouth angled up-back making sure it blows my brain/head apart. might use mirrors to make sure I get it right.
    -Smashing my head with a cinder block by tieing a rope to it and pulling it over a high up tree branch, lay down directly below it and let it fall on my head
    -Exit bag
    -Truck overdose
    
    Post last edited by Actor at 2017-01-03T02:31:38.113613+00:00
11. 2017-01-03 at 2:24 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I always hear of the exit bag, or people who want to OD. Personally I would like to get high on heroin then slit my wrists. Has anyone else here considered their suicide to the point where they know how they would do it?
12. 2017-01-03 at 2:15 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR It super easy to ignore Speckard nowadays. He barely posts.

    
    It's easy to ignore anyone. Bill Krozby and speckles are attention whores though. An ignore function that only works for them would be poetic justice - it's like... recognition that you're not worth recognizing. Molto bene.
13. 2017-01-03 at 1:22 AM UTC in I have a problem with a boy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Yeah but you should kill yourself too though.

    
    You're probably right. But I'm not going to yet, still have work to do.
14. 2017-01-03 at 1:19 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a huge cum guzzling cuck
    
    /thread

    
    That's about the most truthful thing you've ever posted
15. 2017-01-03 at 1:19 AM UTC in I am very smart
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    in b4lanny tips the msackdown greh ~~~~~~~~
16. 2017-01-03 at 1:05 AM UTC in I have a problem with a boy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bill Krozby should kill himself
17. 2017-01-03 at 1 AM UTC in I am very smart
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra sure thing buddy

    
    I used Tor to post that, IQ >150 confirmed
18. 2017-01-03 at 12:56 AM UTC in Negative feedback left,
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I will send a pipe bomb to him in the mail.
19. 2017-01-03 at 12:52 AM UTC in I just figured out what I'am
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    You're not very smart
20. 2017-01-03 at 12:51 AM UTC in I am very smart
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tips fedora