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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I'd love to be back in high school, so I could put these libtards in their place.

    well my time in high school is drawing to a close, only got 4 more months left until i have to go out into the real world and deal with drug testing for non-shitter jobs

    fuck my life
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    vaping is gay
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Y'all niggas need to give up dat meef and start smoking some good bud. Your body will thank you. Well, except your lungs. They'll think you're an asshole.

    dude weed lmao

    weed is the tobacco of the drug world
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    thats not how speed works my man

    the whole reason you take it is because you dont slow down

    its in the name
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Field full of Papaver Somniferum

    done. got 10 acres of fertile farmland being turned by a nomad tribe as we speak

    it pays to befriend afghan warlords

    everyone is allowed one kilo of pods per harvest. scron will need to have the traders bring in any equipment that you need to scrape them or process them as you see fit if you cant make it yourself.
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I threatened to kill my English teacher in 8th grade. He almost pressed charges over it….

    Fucking faggot……

    this reminds me, i got some flak from teachers last year because i wrote an english paper about how faggots and liberals and feminists are bad and are the thing killing this country and he thought it was good and gave me a 100 but the other teachers thought it was politically incorrect or some bullshit
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump If you want good and clean reliable and cheap make it yourself.

    something something precursors are expensive and not worth the time spent to refine them to the degree id like
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    now violate your brain with $100 worth of drugs
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    oh, i forgot mad max

    mad max was an australian thing i believe
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    ok so ive got a decent soil op going on the farm, got 10 female canna plants growing nice and bushy

    taking requests on what to grow next.

    also, if you have any seed mutagens you'd like to present to me, feel free
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    there are a bunch of danish movies i want to see but the last foreign movie i watched was some english movie about a manager of a soccer team (maybe manchester) full of a bunch of washed up players and it was fucking hilarious

    edit: it was Mike Bassett: England Manager and apparently there are other movies

    Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-02-06T15:52:19.196661+00:00
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject When the FBI wants to dance with you you better say never, cos a dance with the FBI will last you forever

    I M M O R T A L T E C H N I Q U E
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib

    dialation

    saved
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    i thought this thread was going to be about halo
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker "I'm too highbrow for this pussy."

    *Walks home and faps to interracial lesbian midget porn*

    let me guess, you're some kind of vaginal simpleton?

    nothing but a country bumpkin, taking any orifice presented to you?

    only a true patrician has a pussy eugenics chart
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Discount Whore More stories

    this
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    ive never got expelled from school but i have got suspended

    in 1st grade i smacked the butt of some kid named alan while we were pissing in the urinal because he was one of those dipshits who pulled his pants down to his ankles

    i beat the shit out of some black kid who kicked me while i was using a urinal in 2nd grade. it was in brokeboyville and all my friends were hispanic or black because white people in that area were rare. i think i also got a day of iss in 2nd grade for bullying someone

    i dont remember getting in trouble for anything serious in middle school until 8th grade when i started bullying some gay kid. i do remember the cringey things i did in middle school though and i was literally "xd so random lol x3"

    in 9th grade i used to bully this weird autistic anime faggot and i remember one incident where through a series of events i discovered "plush sex dolls" in his google search history and i got a day of iss for cursing aloud in one of my classes

    in 10th i got caught dipping in class and i got caught cutting class because i didnt have a project done and didnt want to get a zero on it (it didnt work)

    in 11th i think i was pretty ok in terms of on-paper incidents and i cant recall anything happening

    my dad caught me smoking weed over the summer

    this year has been a fucking blur lmao
    i got caught dipping at a pep rally (i had a bag of adderalls on me) but i gutted the pinch and hid the addy in my underwear and the can in the leg of my boot but they gave me a day of iss for the spitter that was in my backpack


    tldr yes i was/am a bad child
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump time 2 cook.

    id rather have something with guaranteed quality than shitty trailer trash meth

    not to say if i didnt have good, clean gear i wouldnt use it, but thats nonexistent in an affordable price range
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw no bulk supply of adderall

    just fuck my shit up

    EDIT: has anyone tried 2-FMA? its legal enough and ive been considering ordering some so i dont have to buy ice or drive 25 miles to my plug
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib that's not true. CS:GO is popular because it's very simple.

    rainbow six is for smarter, more intense people. it takes thinking

    rainbow six is like an oversimplified and call of duty'd cs
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