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2017-02-08 at 7:15 PM UTC in Learn to pronouce faggotsr-can-saw
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2017-02-08 at 7 PM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition
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2017-02-08 at 12:05 AM UTC in Do you steal?
Originally posted by blackbird I steal if I see an opportunity to. I only shoplift really, I don’t steal from individual people. There’s like a sense of accomplishment when you lift something that you just don’t feel when I just buy it.
When I was in school I was kinda a klepto. I used to steal random shit from class that I would never have any use for. I did steal a TI-83, probably the best thing I ever got from there.
i nicked one from my middle school as well, it was a damn good calculator and i was sad whenever it shit out -
2017-02-08 at 12:02 AM UTC in Do you steal?
Originally posted by Discount Whore Seriously though the level of delusion in these justifications is mindblowing. At least for reject who lives in the UK it's just a slap on the wrist if you get caught. Bill Krozby risked several years of incarceration for $1,000. You could easily make 3x in a year that by just picking up a side job refinishing old furniture from flea markets and selling it at premium on Craigslist and the like. Very easy, rewarding work.
yeah, while it was easy to steal from my old employer and i saved quite a bit of money supporting a habit as shitty as nicotine, it isn't really worth the potential risk. that's the same reason i stopped selling drugs. sure, selling acid is good money to a teenager who has never had a job before, but if you get caught and booked for felony charges, think about how you kill your chances for legitimate earnings in the future. it's fun to be able to buy food, smokes, and drugs essentially for free, but it doesn't really instill a good work ethic in someone and to be honest i was more scared of getting caught by my parents than the law
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2017-02-07 at 7:12 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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2017-02-07 at 7:05 PM UTC in Speedway Gas Stations are great.i love ironically spending like 50 bucks a week at the valero on the corner
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2017-02-07 at 6:59 PM UTC in Do you steal?i got fired from my first job for stealing a pack of cigarettes and i had already got caught doing it before that
they thought they got one over on me but jokes on them, i stole countless cans of snuff and packs of cigarettes, cigars, rolling papers etc. like 6 months of heavy tobacco consumption, none of it paid for. id smoke a pack and dip a can a day and didnt cost me a fucking dime
i used to get drunk every day at work at the owners expense, id bring home 40s of mickeys, 12 packs of bud light, cans of various beers and 4lokos, etc home. not even counting all the beers ive slammed while in the walk-in. i remember id get drunk in the cooler and eat honey buns in there lmao
many a can of redbull or monster got slammed in there too
i used to pick cans out of the trash when i took it out and make scrap money from it
a pound of aluminum at least a day and gave me something to do at home
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2017-02-07 at 6:52 PM UTC in Slowly poisoning my neighborskeep doing it
break into their house and kill them for good measure -
2017-02-07 at 6:30 PM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.anything chambered in .45 will solve this problem nicely
if you suspect you're going be burglarized, use something 12 guage, 00 or 000 buck will work fine -
2017-02-07 at 1:57 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
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2017-02-07 at 1:50 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Malice Hello insomnia, my old friend.
Too tired to do anything, no real desire, yet unable to fall asleep. Don't want to stay in bed, don't want to get up. Restless yet desperately in need of rest. Mind racing, yet you simply want to bash your head against the wall while yelling at it "SHUT UP AND STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET ME GO TO SLEEP!".
God I hate limbo states like this. There's something uniquely unpleasant about them.
i hate not being able to go to sleep on acid even when it's like 3 in the morning and I have to get up early that day -
2017-02-06 at 11:44 PM UTC in was anyone here ever a bad kid?
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2017-02-06 at 8:24 PM UTC in went to a gentlmen's club last night
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2017-02-06 at 8:23 PM UTC in can sped make u sleep earlier
Originally posted by bling bling no but the reverb effect make u crash??? noob
no
you made this thread because you didnt know the answer, and the answer is no
if you thought you knew the answer then you shouldn't have made the thread
i usually fall right to sleep after a long day of busting ass on speed, but that's like 8 hours after my last dose and at like 11pm when i woke up that morning at 6
however, good luck trying to go to sleep anywhere in the 3-4 hour range after you snort/pop some
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Speed makes me tired
No joke
I have to take a shitload of it to get the usual effects
i only get this when i take the ssri's used to "treat" add
someone sold me strattera and said it was adderall and i knew after a few hours when i started to doze that it was not adderall
the mile-long to do list that a day of speeding makes me generate is the only thing on my mind when im high, not sleep -
2017-02-06 at 8:21 PM UTC in can sped make u sleep earlier
Originally posted by bling bling no but the reverb effect make u crash??? noob
no
you made this thread because you didnt know the answer, and the answer is no
if you thought you knew the answer then you shouldn't have made the thread
i usually fall right to sleep after a long day of busting ass on speed, but that's like 8 hours after my last dose and at like 11pm when i woke up that morning at 6
however, good luck trying to go to sleep anywhere in the 3-4 hour range after you snort/pop some -
2017-02-06 at 7:15 PM UTC in I just earned $100 for 5 minutes work, I feel like I just violated someone...disgusting
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2017-02-06 at 6:56 PM UTC in CS:GO
Originally posted by snab_snib most people are fairly average in reaction times, and improve to a similar general level. a few people have quicker nerves and will excel, but the most important thing in a game of that sort is simply the meta-game. that's what the cutting edge will get you.
where a game like rainbow six is more similar to poker. very few people are capable of even understanding what it means to be 'good at poker'.
insurgency is pretty similar to r6s and im pretty fucking good at it so with the dumbed down gunplay of r6s id shit on just about everyone -
2017-02-06 at 6:37 PM UTC in CS:GO
Originally posted by snab_snib 1v1 me scrub
counterstrike is a casual game that people take to autistic heights, like league of legends or overwatch or world of warcraft.
it requires neither the mechanical virtuosity of Unreal nor the strategy and tactics of rainbow six.
it's popular because it appeals to the lowest common denominator and honestly call of duty is a far better game than counterstrike.
never in my life have i experienced a casual counterstrike player that was good at the game, and thats coming from someone who has 1500 hours in cstrike. ive played quake, team fortress, doom, etc and those games are just mechanically different. they dont play the same.
what happens in a very simplistic game, like counterstrike is, is that people grasp the game and quickly learn how to play the game in the most effective way possible and they shit on everyone else. once everyone starts figuring it out, the good players have to either get better or not be the best anymore. and once you're playing the game the most effective way, the only thing that can really improve is in-game strategy or player reaction time, which is why you see the autistic minmaxing of the professional scene where they look through a tiny gap and see a flicker of movement and 1bang a player in the head. -
2017-02-06 at 6:30 PM UTC in was anyone here ever a bad kid?
Originally posted by snab_snib i was a jesus freak and also a bad kid. i went around middle school and high school railing in the hallways at people about how they're going to hell, telling the science teacher she's going to hell for teaching evolution, arguing about stuff, insulting people, starting fights. basically the only place i've ever known or felt comfortable in was me-against-all, bella contra omnum. i'd do wild things to shock everyone, and in general raise hell until i got expelled for putting a staple into every keyhole in the high school before classes started, so that when the teacher put the key into the lock, the staple bent to the pins and the door had to be taken off the hinges. that was 10th grade
i had to get a job and pay for all those locks, like 2600 dollars, and i continued to raise hell after meeting my best friend. eventually he got schizophrenia and i walked halfway across the country and my wealthy estranged fathers side of the family found me on the internet and took me in, so i stopped raising hell. now i'm going to school and not raising hell.
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2017-02-06 at 6:24 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
Originally posted by snab_snib weed will make you stupid
weed made my short-term memory terrible
its absolutely fucked because of smoking weed
i'll get out to my truck and literally not be able to remember if i locked the door
EVERY FUCKING TIME i go back up to the door its locked
with that being said, i'm smoking a cone when i get home