Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-02-11 at 2:58 AM UTC in mmjedi
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR Where's this fat fucking niggerfucker? Huh?
   
   Fargo, North Dakota. I'm calling you out. I need your finest son to entertain me. Where is he? Is he at the arcade? Dance Dance Revolution is NOT the solution.

   
   >living in north dakota
2. 2017-02-11 at 2:57 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
   
   THE INTESTINAL HOLOCAUST HAS BEGUN
3. 2017-02-11 at 2:36 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   update: it was literally just turbo constipation
   
   my dad is bringing me a bottle of saline laxative
   
   i weighed 270.2 lbs at the clinic with jeans and boots on
   
   lets see how much i go down after the insidious dump im gonna be taking soon
4. 2017-02-11 at 1 AM UTC in I dont know if I will be around much longer
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie I'm on Linux though, and Linux kind of sucks at games. But i can run Steam OS in a VM but meh. Started out gaming on PC though, lately switched more to console.

   
   snapchat tbh fam???
5. 2017-02-11 at 12:11 AM UTC in Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   just buy a used phone on CL or something from the chinkshit general on /g/
6. 2017-02-11 at 12:09 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   im gay
7. 2017-02-10 at 11:56 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   im at le doctor to fix my borked tummy
   
   inb4 appendicitis and FREEEEE opiates
8. 2017-02-10 at 9:06 PM UTC in ATTN: Sploo, i found you a waifu.
   cerakote African Astronaut
   sploo im on runescape right now i just added you
9. 2017-02-10 at 7:06 PM UTC in I dont know if I will be around much longer
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Same tbh, luckily we have the internet. If you have PS4 we should play Destiny together one day.

   
   i dont but if you play games on steam you can add me on there... oni fam
10. 2017-02-10 at 6:39 PM UTC in WE DIDNT START THE FIAAAH!!!
    cerakote African Astronaut
    SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNIN
11. 2017-02-10 at 6:36 PM UTC in Shit_snap
    cerakote African Astronaut
    snibedy snab :DDDD
    
    
12. 2017-02-10 at 6:34 PM UTC in I dont know if I will be around much longer
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Got me. I am happy you are staying though a-nom-onii-fam.

    
    oni fam is my favorite term of endearment
    
    tfw no sophie to hang out with irl
13. 2017-02-10 at 6:32 PM UTC in does fapping to scat mean you're retarded?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i dont get it either, theres literally nothing attractive about it
    
    its fucking doodoo
14. 2017-02-10 at 6:32 PM UTC in If you woke up with an entirely new face
    cerakote African Astronaut
    c
15. 2017-02-10 at 6:30 PM UTC in Anyone ever experience sleep paralysis!!?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    ive had some fucked up dreams that i dont remember but ive probably had something similar to sleep paralysis
    
    my memory is fucking shit though so im probably wrong
16. 2017-02-10 at 6:14 PM UTC in Bling bling drove past me today
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i think its cute when he calls me plastikote
    
    i bet bling is a strong handsome man
17. 2017-02-10 at 6:12 PM UTC in how would you date me?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    cummies
18. 2017-02-10 at 3:31 PM UTC in just got 4,870.13 dollars
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CEV rsn is lightworld i added you a week ago and i've never seen you log on

    
    i was on yesterday
    
    i probably have private off or something
19. 2017-02-10 at 3:19 PM UTC in 4k HDR 60FPS
    cerakote African Astronaut
    battlefield 1 on 4k looks like visual orgasm
20. 2017-02-10 at 3:18 PM UTC in just got 4,870.13 dollars
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CEV im waiting on that rs playdate and will bring it up forever

    
    dude add me, my rsn is Federale
    
    come join the 4chan friends chat (from /vg/, not /b/ or some other faggot board), its grindanfc
    
    i'll be home in 6 or 7 hours so give me your rsn and we can play