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2017-03-17 at 6:26 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Originally posted by Sophie Steal a bottle of his liquor in return. When he says WTF Cerakote, you take my liquor? You will tell him: Yeah, it's a rough feel ain't it. If he says DRUGS ARE BAD MMMK!? You will say: Sorry dad, studies show that alcohol is really bad for you as well. This is for your own good.

my dad stopped drinking like 2 and a half years ago after his nth dwi

2017-03-17 at 6:25 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ Lol. My mom found a nice pipe of mine once and told my probation officer who made me smash it outside with a hammer. I wouldn't shut up to my mom about I had paid for that pipe with my money and it wasn't fair and she owed me for it. Lol. She finally gave me twenty bucks probably so that I would shut up.

i used to have a pipe but i dont want to fw having a tarred up bowl reeking of smoke and resin just sitting in my room. i wish i didnt have to worry about this shit and hide my drugs like a bitch

2017-03-17 at 6:22 AM UTC in Does space give anybody else anxiety?

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ When does the sky stop being the sky anyway? Is there a formal distance where it's no longer considered sky?

up to the stratosphere

2017-03-17 at 6:20 AM UTC in Watercooling Setup Plans

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tfw cable spaghetti

2017-03-17 at 6:18 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

cerakote African Astronaut

the thing that fucking irks me about it was that he didnt have the spine to do it while i was home or confront me about it. i paid money for those items. that grinder cost me shy of 20 bucks and thats kind of an inconsequential amount but its a matter of principle

2017-03-17 at 6:14 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Originally posted by Sophie I used to smoke so much weed my parents would ask me if i was feeling alright if i wasn't looking/acting high breh.

that isnt the case with me

i came home from work the other night, showered, and went to lay down and beat my dick before bed. when i went to get my cumrag i noticed the drawer it was in was fucky. paid it no mind. ff to the next morning. go to the tobacco store, buy a can of grizzly and a pack of zigzags, and pull out the drawer to get my weed. its gone. my grinder, my box i kept my bag of enhancements in, empty pill bottles, etc. just fucking gone. my dad still hasnt said anything to me about it and its been 3 days

2017-03-17 at 6:11 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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dont

keep getting writeups = out of a job = zero drug money

that 6k wont last long

just suck it up and go to work hungover

2017-03-17 at 6:07 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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i cant smoke weed and act regular

i can drive perfectly on 3 tabs of lsd but cant sit in class without goobing the fuck out after smoking a cone? lmao give me a break

2017-03-15 at 9:59 PM UTC in Lanny is a real piece of work/shit

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Originally posted by RisiR Change your own fucking forum you fat fucking nigger.

Why do we always have to change everything. We don't need more cerakotes and other Bill Krozbycocks.

eat a dick

2017-03-15 at 9:57 PM UTC in ELECTION DAY IN HOLLAND!

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Originally posted by bling bling The rewards for embracing Islam are love, peace, and happiness. The penalty for living in discord is hell (suffering, stress, lack of understanding/confusion, mental and physical death due to a life of savagery).

go away sandnigger

2017-03-15 at 9:56 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?

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Originally posted by Open Your Mind Saying rainbows objectively exist because optical illusions are real is like saying this guy:

is actually supporting that tower with his hands because the optical illusion is real.

im not saying that the illusions in them are real, im saying the optical illusions themselves are

2017-03-15 at 9:54 PM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition

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i will valiantly wash dishes in exchange for money and drugs

2017-03-15 at 4:24 PM UTC in Drain the Zwamp

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im gay

2017-03-15 at 4:24 PM UTC in ELECTION DAY IN HOLLAND!

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Originally posted by Sophie Please have my ULTRA RARE Geert Wilders pepe.

i put it in a card sleeve and its going in my collection

2017-03-15 at 4:23 PM UTC in Lanny is a real piece of work/shit

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump So how do we make totse great again? Scronald Trump? Should I drain the zwamp?

vbulletin

2017-03-15 at 4:21 PM UTC in How 2 get paid without working

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well then if you knew the answer to your own question why did you make the thread

2017-03-15 at 4:19 PM UTC in I apologize

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby so why didnt you have sex with her if you're grabbing her ass?

it was 5 people chilling at her house including me and she was laying in her bed because she was drunk and high and getting sick and she had been in there a while so i went to go see if she was ok. then after seeing she was alright, i laid down in her bed too (not under the covers or something) just on it. eventually my wang got the best of me and she was a cute girl laying in a bed that i was in so my brain took that one step further and i started getting touchy. good thing one of the other dudes came in there to take bong hits before something happened because i wouldnt dream of doing something like that sober. im not a piece of shit and i certainly have respect for women. i still cant look her in the eye

2017-03-15 at 4:15 PM UTC in I apologize

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was arrested/detained for oral rape once, but they let me go shortly after arresting me because I told the detective (who was really sexy) that she was full of it and I was just there to get a slice. And that was the honest truth.

I don't feel the need to have to rape someone I'm not a sexual pervert.

This older lady who I fucked recently who claims she has a husband but they are in an open relationship (i kinda don't believe her) and he's fine with her fucking other guys because hes old and a loser and can't get it up or something. Anyways she stood me up two days in a row, And I told her I hope her sister dies, which is pretty harsh and I shouldn't of said that but it just seemed like the thing to say I actually feel bad about it now.

She ent up saying look im really sorry Doug, I will come over and blow you but I can't have sex right now. I was on the verge of analytical tears and I told her please don't come over, I don't need your pitty sex. This was like last week, haven't spoke to her since. And I actually kinda liked hang out with her, she would grap ass with both hands and just start blowing

Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-15T15:42:55.411007+00:00

i was blackout drunk but i do remember her butt being very nice and squishy

2017-03-15 at 4:14 PM UTC in Over 6,000,000 SSN hacked from 10 websites by MrHigh

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If the policemans are reading this dont worry because my dad stole my grinder and my weed

2017-03-15 at 4:12 PM UTC in How 2 get paid without working

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump The whole point is not to work and make money passively

thats called welfare

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