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2017-03-24 at 9:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Is that because you already look like a flaming fucking faggot?
uh no... because I look like a strapping young lad and Austin is full of bi-sexual college students wanting to experiment... A faggot can look like anyone.. you must be pretty ugly if you don't get hit on by guys lol -
2017-03-24 at 9:21 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 9:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you want to play pirate…we can do that. I'll be captain hook…and I'm going to swab your poopdeck with my sea men. maybe some fisting if you're a good girl.
You just slightly altered an old punchline.. work on your material. beside as I said before.. You're end side up, I'm the topper if I go this rout. now go swab cawk -
2017-03-24 at 10:13 PM UTCLet's see her crack
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2017-03-24 at 10:20 PM UTCITT undersexed betas brag
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2017-03-24 at 10:20 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 10:27 PM UTCOh yeah I brag about getting pusssaaaay all the time
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2017-03-24 at 10:28 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 10:30 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 10:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh no… because I look like a strapping young lad and Austin is full of bi-sexual college students wanting to experiment… A faggot can look like anyone.. you must be pretty ugly if you don't get hit on by guys lol
fags hit on fags because they know they're fags, you fag. fags don't hit on straight guys because they know theyre straight. -
2017-03-24 at 10:47 PM UTCLet's see her booty hole
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2017-03-24 at 10:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 You just slightly altered an old punchline.. work on your material. beside as I said before.. You're end side up, I'm the topper if I go this rout. now go swab cawk
idiot can't distinguish between a joke and an invitation. not so much invitation since you don't get much of a choice in the matter.
youve never been on top in your life...and wouldn't have a clue what to do, much less be able to get a hardon.
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2017-03-24 at 10:52 PM UTCI could understand the face being blanked out and being kept private if the woman had her tits hanging out as not all and sundry needs to or should see it; people like to keep their private and kinky lives separate, they only share face pictures with who they trust, this goes even on swinging websites as there are a ton of nosey fuckers who lurk the internet and a lot of people with sour grapes who would use the information against them. It's OP's prerogative either way to keep his missus anonymous, but I am gonna say you could have atleast got her to actually get her baps out for us.
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2017-03-24 at 10:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock fags hit on fags because they know they're fags, you fag. fags don't hit on straight guys because they know theyre straight.
Fags always smell their own. But fags do hit on straight guys because they like the challenge, just like how straight guys hit on lesbos.
I was at work back in the summer leaning over the counter wearing short shorts and a tank top because it was hot outside and I turn around my co-worker who I figured was straight was standing 15 feet away breathing heavily staring at me like a fucking weirdo. I then went to the freezer to go drink some whiskey cause I was kinda weirded out. But he's not actually gay, he just likes to mess around with younger guys in a playful kinda way i realized.
He's actually a ladys man and used to tour with screeching weasel when he was a lad.
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2017-03-24 at 10:53 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 10:53 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 10:55 PM UTC
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2017-03-24 at 10:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock fags hit on fags because they know they're fags, you fag. fags don't hit on straight guys because they know theyre straight.
You'd be surprised actually. Even the amount of so-called "straight" guys who want to be discreet and suck another bloke's cock, the forbidden fruit aspect of it turns the filthy fuckers on. Gays are more promiscuous in general, the swinging queers are even worse and go to weird lengths to try and seduce straight men. They don't typically get far and in my experience they're looked at with scrutiny even in the swinging scene. They always start the message with "I know you're straight, but" and then some variation of "you can just use me" or "you don't have to do anything, I just suck your cock, k". It's fucking annoying as hell, I just block all single blokes now. -
2017-03-24 at 10:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock idiot can't distinguish between a joke and an invitation. not so much invitation since you don't get much of a choice in the matter.
youve never been on top in your life…and wouldn't have a clue what to do, much less be able to get a hardon.
the neighbors cat doesn't count
It does if I stuff him inside yours to look for that missing or dead gerbil ;) -
2017-03-24 at 11:03 PM UTCShe looks kinda fat.