Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-05-01 at 6:05 PM UTC in found whiskey bottle with some left
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i think im gonna scrape my grinder when i get home im tired of not having weed
2. 2017-05-01 at 6:03 PM UTC in Starting indoor vertical farm, need advice
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy I celebrate it. Thank you.

   
   you helped contribute to the rattex shitposting
3. 2017-05-01 at 6:01 PM UTC in Most of you are pathetic losers
   cerakote African Astronaut
   japanese culture and anime are both for faggots
4. 2017-05-01 at 6 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i know that it doesn't really matter and that both ways are right but i just cant help but dislike people who spell color with a u. its like theyre being pretentious
5. 2017-05-01 at 2:43 PM UTC in ASMR doesn't do shit for me
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy If there is a placebo test for cancer treatment with 100 participants. 50/50 sugar pill/active drug.
   
   49 placebos get healed and 51 druggers are healed. Drug gets approved. What the fuck healed the other 49?
   
   Placebo. The most powerful thing in the known universe. The human mind. There has never been a single study where the placebo didn't at least heal one participant.
   
   Placebo isn't anything negative. It is the physical manifestation of willpower and the reason you are such a STD riddled AIDS faggot, Doug. You are mentally weak. You could never achieve Placebo.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fox Paws I'd like to see one scientific study where 100% of cancer patients were healed by placebo affect.

6. 2017-05-01 at 2:40 PM UTC in the official "I'm far too old for dхm but did it anyway" thread
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   [unrelated shitposting]
7. 2017-05-01 at 2:37 PM UTC in Most of you are pathetic losers
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i have a job and i pay my own bills
   
   suck 23 dicks
8. 2017-05-01 at 2:35 PM UTC in Williamson county is for faggots
   cerakote African Astronaut
   no it isnt lmao austin is faggotville and nobody likes gays or liberals
9. 2017-05-01 at 2:34 PM UTC in ASMR doesn't do shit for me
   cerakote African Astronaut
   the only thing that does something for me is listening to white noise with my eyes closed at night with all the lights off on 12 hits of acid
10. 2017-05-01 at 2:17 PM UTC in Williamson county is for faggots
    cerakote African Astronaut
    if you dont live in harris or galveston you should probably hang urself tbh fam
11. 2017-05-01 at 2:16 PM UTC in ASMR doesn't do shit for me
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i never understood the appeal
12. 2017-04-30 at 1:28 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject This made me throw up.

    
    her tits look like bags filled with sand
13. 2017-04-29 at 9:30 PM UTC in Hey lanny how much do you weigh and how tall are you?
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR There is no "we" here you fat fucking noob. Who do you think you are?
    
    Go back to where you came from. You don't belong here.

    
    fuck yourself sandnigger scum
14. 2017-04-29 at 5:20 PM UTC in MQs Drink Driving Thread™
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i drive better drunk than i do sober
15. 2017-04-29 at 5:18 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    lactation is a good fetish tbh fam
    
    tfw no tiddy to suck
16. 2017-04-29 at 5:16 PM UTC in Hey lanny how much do you weigh and how tall are you?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    can we please stop with this shit ass meme please
    
    just post stupid drug shit
17. 2017-04-28 at 2:15 AM UTC in Phenibut
    cerakote African Astronaut
    oh
18. 2017-04-28 at 1:32 AM UTC in messt up bad
    cerakote African Astronaut
    fuck benzos
19. 2017-04-28 at 1:31 AM UTC in People should'nt diss fatasses unless they've been a fatass before themselves.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    brb eating your main bitch yet again
20. 2017-04-28 at 1:30 AM UTC in Niggasin.space confession booth sponsored by church of trianglism
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i got blackout drunk on nye and almost raped a girl
    
    i lied to someone about being a virgin
    
    i nut in my bathroom sink when im beating my dick sometimes
    
    i bully furries on runescape
    
    i jerk off so much that i inflamed my prostate