Posts by cerakote

2017-05-09 at 1:56 PM UTC in Your daily reminder.

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*shitpost*

2017-05-09 at 1:56 PM UTC in I havent eaten in 2 days

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where to buy meth

2017-05-09 at 1:54 PM UTC in Drug possetion laws is bullshit

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Originally posted by Sophie Statist scum… smh tbh fam

my views arent encapsulated by any sort of -ism or -ist

2017-05-09 at 1:53 PM UTC in How many people really care about you?

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my dad and one of my sisters, maybe my best friend. my other sister is still on good terms with me and everything but we just dont talk as much as i do with the other.

2017-05-09 at 1:48 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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ive just figured out malices autism

you know how most autistic people live in their own fucky autism world??

well malices world is centered around depression and other meme disorders and hes supposed to be champion of suicidal autisms everywhere

2017-05-09 at 1:45 PM UTC in Drug possetion laws is bullshit

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ayn rand idiots... smh

2017-05-08 at 5:09 PM UTC in I recently started doing Phone Sex Operator work

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yep, dope junkies develop epilepsy. take a look at lil wayne

also nice blog tits or gtfo

2017-05-08 at 5:05 PM UTC in I gave drugs to my sister's kid tonight

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Originally posted by hydromorphone I love you, Malice. You genuinely made me smile today with this post. I would pay money to see that, and put all my money on you to beat the ever living shit out of Bill Krozby lol.

aww what a sweetie

love on the autistic guy some more and pat him on the head for some happy points

god you are all faggots Bill Krozby included i only come here to shitpost

2017-05-08 at 4:53 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'd rather sleep outside and choke to death on my own vomit THan be a fucking paki Muslim German piss master that posts peoples pi like a bitch

nobody likes sandniggers so he has to do things like post PI to try and make people fear him in an attempt to be relevant

2017-05-07 at 5:03 AM UTC in Why do so many people suck at their job?

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i may not be the fastest worker, but i take pride in my work and do a good job. a couple of the other dishwashers where i work either halfass clean things or literally dont even try. like, one guy will just stick dirty plates that literally have not been washed in the same stack as clean plates. he'll hide dishes that he didnt want to wash in easily overlooked areas in the dish pit so when the chef goes back there to check him out for his shift, it appears hes done what he should and i get to be the one to go behind and unfuck all of it, for fear of having the blame passed to me. its not a hard job, and it sure isnt a glamorous one, but fuck if im not going to wash the bejeebus out of the dishes that get sent back to me. ill be damned if i get in trouble for doing a shit job, the faggot servers can wait to get their shitty plates. as long as im good with my boss, everyone else can suck 28 dicks

2017-05-07 at 2:36 AM UTC in What is your greatest talent?

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i love how mainstream christianity is chock full of bullshit and things that are either totally pagan or things that arent biblically canon are viewed as "regular"

i always love trying to explain to dumb normies that im not jedi and that the bible does in fact tell you to not eat pork and shellfish and everything else just to hear the "kill and eat, peter" or "bro the old testament only applied to the jedis" meme

2017-05-07 at 2:33 AM UTC in The plight of the marijuana dealer

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It was a no go lads I walked all he way to 7-11 and weighed her weed in broad daylight outside, she texted me "oh I thought you werent gonna show up so I just went to my buddys, can you meet me annother 20 blocks lol?"

I bought two brews, chugged one and walked home. Oh well its only $50, my mom was surprised I put so much effort into one sale, im all about customer service, my female customers love me but I have walked all day , I cant do any more. I got scales now though.

I'm gonna go get a pizza and drink this other beer, god bless lads.

LOL h8 that bullshit

mfw some dipshit sold me a gram when i wanted a 20 sack

i was like 16 but never bought from again

2017-05-07 at 2:30 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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nobody in htown here?

i miss dealing

2017-05-06 at 7:24 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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tfw nobody responded to my freestyles

am i the king of rap yet

2017-05-05 at 11:05 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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kickin back on a yacht like greece with a trireme
i dont need money bitch cause i know how to scheme
my flow got your hoe, im cold, twenty below
flippin mad snow, ya know, frosty with the hublot
ive been rappin bout the ice but believe im on fire
rollin up gas cause all i want is to get higher

i front like im bout steez but im crazy like hannibal
fuckin on a gang of hoes and eat they pussy like a cannibal
my mind hurt but i break hearts, watch when she flirt
dont got no time for a wife, id rather sit and shoot dice
if you try and act silly, well bitch, ill take your life

Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-05-05T23:08:44.250505+00:00

2017-05-05 at 10:52 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?

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im ok at drugs and runescape and i would say im pretty good with writing. i dont know of anything else im particularly good at but people tend to better observe someone elses strengths or skills so maybe if i asked one of my friends

2017-05-05 at 10:40 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Originally posted by Sophie It's on now.

Take a step back crack head before you get fucked.
And cucked, flow like an earthquake; atlas tugged.
I'm Randian i'll challenge any men, weak nigga your ass is candy, man
Socially retarded, the prize for useless nigga you'd be awarded
Lauded as the dumbest sucker, not hating, coming clean, shampoo motherfucker
I could go on for days but i'm mostly dazed by this dank weed, silver haze
You couldn't afford it, fuck your misses in the ass calling her shawty
And if there's shit on my dick that bitch better swallow
I ain't no cleaner guy, my name ain't Hernando, my words, the law
you better follow cuz i got a mag full of nines, points? Hollow.

my name cerakote i pull up in a mink coat
right before i bag your bitch n put it in her throat
i aim shit and bang out the mustang
flip a crumb to an o to a brick, a g thang
i smoke weed the color of a gay pride flag
and i kill your whole set then you, fag
been spittin strychnine since i came out the cervix
get on your knees and pray like an easter service

the bars aint over, no im not done
we stay smokin like the barrel of a gun
i eat rappers with a side of worcestershire sauce
racks like a warehouse, ive always been a boss
i dont gangbang none, im just a trap kang
wrote the ill nigga bible, taught my bitch how to slang
this shit is whack, yeah i said you dudes is trash
i killed the game, flick you off like a cigarette ash

2017-05-01 at 6:19 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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malice, consider selling all of your assets and become a subsistence shoplifter it might be a good thing

2017-05-01 at 6:17 PM UTC in ASMR doesn't do shit for me

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i think risir hates me so much because he has autism and i somehow fucked up the dreamscape of his mind

2017-05-01 at 6:06 PM UTC in I drank two 24oz cans of steel reserve today before 11am.

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no they arent youll start drinking again soon enough

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