ASMR doesn't do shit for me

2017-05-01 at 2:21 PM UTC

#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

im zoo

2017-05-01 at 2:23 PM UTC

#22

Horatio Abernathy Houston

I'm not an Alt. This is the main account now. RisiR got nuked into molecules. He is dead. RIP.

2017-05-01 at 2:24 PM UTC

#23

Horatio Abernathy Houston

Hey Bill Krozby, why is Jerry such a jedi looking motherfucker and is Riley gay or does he just look like it?

2017-05-01 at 2:26 PM UTC

#24

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy Hey Bill Krozby, why is Jerry such a jedi looking motherfucker and is Riley gay or does he just look like it?

Jerry is mexican and he died almost 10 years ago, and Riley is just fat and dumb and a cop... haven't seen him in years though.

2017-05-01 at 2:27 PM UTC

#25

Horatio Abernathy Houston

Originally posted by just one more mongol It works for me, its like minor braingasms triggered by whispering and certain sounds. It's neat, I get the same sort of tingling in my head if someone tries to scam me.

Dude... looks like I'll have to do some research.

2017-05-01 at 2:29 PM UTC

#26

Horatio Abernathy Houston

Originally posted by Bill Krozby Jerry is mexican and he died almost 10 years ago, and Riley is just fat and dumb and a cop… haven't seen him in years though.

Why does Jerry still have a Facebook account and why does your mother Paula have two?

I'm pretty sure she uses the one with the numbers in it to whore around. It has a lot more pictures of her with makeup trying to look good.

2017-05-01 at 2:34 PM UTC

#27

cerakote African Astronaut

the only thing that does something for me is listening to white noise with my eyes closed at night with all the lights off on 12 hits of acid

2017-05-01 at 2:38 PM UTC

#28

Horatio Abernathy Houston

If there is a placebo test for cancer treatment with 100 participants. 50/50 sugar pill/active drug.

49 placebos get healed and 51 druggers are healed. Drug gets approved. What the fuck healed the other 49?

Placebo. The most powerful thing in the known universe. The human mind. There has never been a single study where the placebo didn't at least heal one participant.

Placebo isn't anything negative. It is the physical manifestation of willpower and the reason you are such a STD riddled AIDS faggot, Doug. You are mentally weak. You could never achieve Placebo.

2017-05-01 at 2:42 PM UTC

#29

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'd like to see one scientific study where 100% of cancer patients were healed by placebo affect.

2017-05-01 at 2:43 PM UTC

#30

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy If there is a placebo test for cancer treatment with 100 participants. 50/50 sugar pill/active drug.

49 placebos get healed and 51 druggers are healed. Drug gets approved. What the fuck healed the other 49?

Placebo. The most powerful thing in the known universe. The human mind. There has never been a single study where the placebo didn't at least heal one participant.

Placebo isn't anything negative. It is the physical manifestation of willpower and the reason you are such a STD riddled AIDS faggot, Doug. You are mentally weak. You could never achieve Placebo.

Originally posted by Fox Paws I'd like to see one scientific study where 100% of cancer patients were healed by placebo affect.

2017-05-01 at 2:46 PM UTC

#31

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy Why does Jerry still have a Facebook account and why does your mother Paula have two?

I'm pretty sure she uses the one with the numbers in it to whore around. It has a lot more pictures of her with makeup trying to look good.

I don't use facebook so I'm not really sure what you're talking about.

2017-05-01 at 2:48 PM UTC

#32

Horatio Abernathy Houston

Originally posted by Fox Paws I'd like to see one scientific study where 100% of cancer patients were healed by placebo affect.

Enter Wim Hof.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4034215/

Post last edited by Horatio Abernathy at 2017-05-01T14:51:31.841574+00:00

2017-05-01 at 2:52 PM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy Enter Wim Hof.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof

Ok let's give this guy cancer and see if he can cure himself

2017-05-01 at 2:53 PM UTC

#34

Horatio Abernathy Houston

Originally posted by cerakote

You can't even beat being a useless fatfuck tryhard on your own. No drug in the world could help you.

2017-05-01 at 2:53 PM UTC

#35

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy You can't even beat being a useless fatfuck tryhard on your own. No drug in the world could help you.

the alt frothiness never ends.... riser...

2017-05-01 at 2:57 PM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby the alt frothiness never ends…. riser…

He already said in another thread that he's RisiR. And he's not an alt anymore since his other account was permabanned. This is his main now.

2017-05-01 at 3:11 PM UTC

#37

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Fox Paws He already said in another thread that he's RisiR. And he's not an alt anymore since his other account was permabanned. This is his main now.

he will forever be riser to me.

2017-05-01 at 4:28 PM UTC

#38

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

ASMR is pretty dope. Some people get it, some people don't. It's 70/30 for me, it can be all kinds of sounds and yes it's true most ASMR is done by cute girls who probably get most their views for being cute but that doesn't make it any less real. I think it mostly has to do with certain associations you have with a particular type of sound. If you've ever been close with a girl IRL which is a stretch for most for you here but still, and she whispered in your ear at some point. That's pretty pleasant. In this case the ASMR in my opinion is triggered with the association of the sound with the memory. In my experience there appears to be a strong correlation between the two.

Also, just listen to this. It's not a girl talking, it's not any weird sounds. It's some type of binaural music type thing with ASMR elements and it sounds awesome. Use headphones.

I would also recommend general binaural recordings of rain and such, sounds cozy.

2017-05-01 at 4:37 PM UTC

#39

Horatio Abernathy Houston

This is apparently the most relaxing song ever according to some study. (I kinda doubt it,I like the piano better)

I had it running for the past couple of times I did Yoga, though and it really added to the experience.

2017-05-01 at 4:43 PM UTC

#40

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy This is apparently the most relaxing song ever according to some study. (I kinda doubt it,I like the piano better)

I had it running for the past couple of times I did Yoga, though and it really added to the experience.

I have a hard time imagining you doing Yoga. But i'll give the song a listen.

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ASMR doesn't do shit for me