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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    oh
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Yea and I said "legal texans" are Mexicans with papers. What's your point?

    thats false
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock I need that translated

    you deceived me into believing your comment was of a derogatory nature until i finished reading the text body of your message

    i was rused

    i was T R I C K E D
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CEV this is the only thing i did for 3 years and by the end i was craving school for structure. i still get urges to be an immovable bum only communicating in screen clicks but i know it's not as rewarding as it seems. being bored all the time is as bad as having to work.

    are you me?

    thats the only reason i ever want to go back to school, literally only because it gives me some sense of order because if not my shit would be a blur of intoxicated grinding and binge eating
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Fuck the FBI, fuck Antifa, gas the kikes and lynch the niggers >:(

    jedis are bro-tier though (see: israel, not western "jedis")
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock um.

    - play with 'splosives, missiles, MANPADs, fully automatic rifles, aircraft, various types of combat and auxiliary vehicles…land, sea, and air. and blowing shit up. dude…blowing shit up is priceless.

    - get multiple types of additional pay…flight pay, dive pay,housing, food, sea pay, hazardous duty pay…etc. when I was in I was collecting several but from my understanding now you're only allowed one.

    - in certain jobs…access to the most classified information available to anyone, including the POTUS.

    - world travel…including pussy-sampling adventures unavailable anywhere in the US.

    - war stories and experience that no amount of money can buy

    i thought you were criticizing me and then i kept reading

    you did it lad, you memed me
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Or read, in this case.

    am i the only one who hears words they read in their head
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib why would you not be drinking hard as a motherfucker on amphetamine? drinking water gets you higher instantly for some reason when you're sped up.

    not for me
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject "most mexicans that are getting arrested for these crimes are illegal."

    You just said legal Texans commit the most crimes. I don't think you know what your argument is kid

    he said that legal texans have most charges for family violence and that illegal immigrants have most charges for dwi

    learn to read
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Eating on meth is easy.

    It was only the first few times I did it that I fucked up, kept packing bowl after bowl after bowl and I was so high I kept thinking I fucked up my hits. I kept holding the pipe up spinning it around going "wheres my puddle??" It hasn't even cooled down its still liquid and it took me like 10 wasted fat bowls before I noticed it was caking on the stem and on the top of the bowl around the carb so I laid on my side and hit the pipe upside down


    During this madness like 3 days passed without food or water and I flipped out and started seeing shadow people and ninja government agents.

    ah fuck i hate amphetamine binges where im dehydrated

    it sucks dick

    midway through a power fap you get a fat ass charlie horse in your leg

  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    if this twitter profile scraper does what i think it does, is there any way i can get a copy of this
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    yo ive got a bag of speed who wants some
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You need a gopro.

    one with a uranium cell battery and an eternal connection to twitch.tv

    we'll list him under "everquest"
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump 10-4 good buddy

    SOON AS I GET HOME, FIRST THING IM GONNA DO IS PUNCH YO MOMMA IN THE MOUTH
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Well it's true that military service is one of the best economic opportunities for lower class high school graduates. But the social hierarchy is bigger than that group. Those benefits are a joke to your typical Cal student. I'm not saying they earned it, I'm not saying it should be that way, I'm not saying everyone needs to go to college. I'm just saying in america today soldiers are at the bottom of our society, the risk/reward for their occupation is atrociously poorer than someone attending an elite university.

    well tbf a career in the military is literally 20 years of paid service with all those benefits and you can retire at 38 with a 5k/mo pension
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    when are you going to publish your autobiography because id buy that shit in a heartbeat

  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Quite right good sir, quite right! We should spam 4cuck and fullchan with this as well.

    that would be very trill indeed
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    xdd
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Making America great again, one step at a time!

    one tbh fam at a time
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny > 16.5/yr starting, all expenses paid
    > fuckton of money

    I'm sorry, but was that a joke?

    for a fresh high school graduate that is a fuckton of money and even for lower class people its alot considering thats a salary and you have little to no expenses to pay for yourself

    food is free, housing is free, medical is free, etc
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