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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I went ti an Ethiopian restaurant before when I was at this girl's place in the hood and she had no food. I didn't know what to get so i asked the guy to recommend me something and it was something that he called "fun" which contained bread that had the consistency and probably taste of Styrofoam. He also charged me like 2 or 3 but each for those Lil tiny things of juice, like Halloween tick or treat sized. I brougt4 it back to her house, smelled it and threw it out. I was very glad to see it didn't last long

    Liberian good is literally babies, you knew that right?

    Well in that case! I love me some fried babby with dry rice.

    I feel sort of bad for the lady opening the place as she's really excited for the grand opening but I really don't think there's enough people around here into that stuff to make it sustainable but also I'm wrong a lot.

    The menu seems simple enough it's just like 8 things total lol.

    Dry rice with fried 🐥
    Dry rice with CROAKER fish
    Polava sauce with FUFU
    Cassava Leaf with rice
    Fried kidney beans with rice
    Potato greens with rice
    Jollof rice with beef cubes, shrimp, and chicken

    Yeah it's orobably gonna smell really weird in the kitchen there lol. I think I'm gonna probably gonna pass.

    Oh they have meat pie and fish pie appetizers as well. What a treat. What? A treat?!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like an adult pacifier
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo IF U CAMT CAMDLE ME AT MY WURST U DNT RESERV ME AT MY BREST

    "And please, what happened next, Mrs. Wick? I know this is difficult. Please, please take your time."

    ...


    "A candle.

    *Muffled sobs*

    "He raped my... My.. bott- my anal cavity, repeatedly, for years. , always with a candle... Always with the lit end. And..and..and he would laugh. He would stare me in the eye and laugh..

    *a quiet sob crescendos into a gutteral moan, heavy weeping as Mrs. Wick begins convulsing and seizing on the stand, quickly rushed off t receive medical assistance*

    *A kid laughs in the back of the court room*

    Aaand scene
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Instead of what to ban we should starting thinking of what's banned that needs unbanned, or outside of the box solutions.

    Could probably just lift all gun-related bans and make them legal to purchase anywhere at any age with no license or background checks necessary. As has been heavily repeated and emphasized, the bad guys are gonna get them anyway so we're just hurting ourselves at this point making it the same easy for them but less easy for us good guys.

    Will there be a brief uptick in gun violence? Sure yeah for a little but then we'll get used to it and it won't seem as cool to use guns anymore since everyone's doing it and we can move on to something more fun and less lethal like just throwing rocks at each other like the good old days.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka You’re just an idea.

    That makes you a Fig Newton of my Imagine Dragons
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka You have the lowest self-awareness on this site.

    I think you forgot that I use this site too.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Somebody was doin a Séance or something at the Wetlands…

    I videoed it just to say

    Boo!
    Boo!

    That was me.

    That 5-pointed star actually represents the 5 Power Stars as defined by the lunar alignments and the rising sign alignments, and more specifically this year's coming natal shift with Sagittarius actually swapping with Libra for several months effectively changing the entire dynamic of the astrological system for what I would say is a pretty significant amount of time. If I hadn't painted that star there and ultimately did what I did, we all would have had a really tragic next few years, regardless of our hopes or intentions. I did you a favor, me, and everyone to be honest. You're welcome.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For your next meal you should try some boiled potatoes and bacon.

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    privacy cunt
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I also stayed up all night thinking about Kamala Harris's skin tone.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Irma makes me think of

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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean it even does say VEGAN as well, almost as big as the words MEATLESS MEATBALLS. 10x smaller he said. For Shame!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah..these are them…guess the "meatless part" got by me that day"




    I was just focused on the balls man.

    Damn that's quite the misremembering. What else have you been telling us that isn't even really that close to the truth? lol
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Apparently there's a lot of other living things that we don't want either. I wish our sun would just randomly explode and then we could look back at this and wonder why we ever cared at all
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That was my of conceding to your point while still trying to maintain my dignity and pretend I meant something else.

    You win. Your head is/was above the clouds. You didn't need to get your head out of them, as I suggested.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    All the stars are here!
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna get Nikki to do that exact same performance at my mom's church this winter.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    HIGH AS FUCK ON FLUOXETINE
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