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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or ya know just do hot rails and don't worry about it
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok sorry
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Speaking of narcissists, THIS fella who killed his wife and three kids and lived with their rotting corpses for weeks afterward, is about a prime example as it gets.

    Dude took the stand at his own trial and somehow thought he was fooling anyone. Watch any random segment from this video and you'll see it almost instantly.

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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 100% reclaimed meat product

    I'm just sayin..we know how excited you can get over meat products. Did you double check the package on this one?? Maybe this bag you checked twice and trusted but is actually the one that has a little fine print VEGAN in the bottom left corner of the back of the bag.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to really take my time and just use the heat off the coils of a car cigarette lighter just to be safe and not overheat it and waste even a particle. It takes me about 12 hours straight to build up one good rip but waste not want not ya know
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo 6 cops came when he moved the heavy equipment. He forgot his friend who is black white and native looked suspicious and the equipment made too much noise. He quickly held out a key and the cop tried it ran his name and let him g8. He may or may not have been shoving pill bottles under the seat. They let him and his suspicious looking but ultimately harmless friend go and he got the trailer and left. He's kinda pissed he didn't exact revenge but knows where the developer lives so he might just terrorize him at his residence

    I once knew a paleontologist whose childhood piano teacher's late step-mom's local butcher's kid's main main bully at school who told him about once accidentally pouring a bunch of used frying oil and grease all over some nice elderly lady's yard and garden he was trying to tend to out of the kindness of his heart when he was still a member of the Buttercream Gang, unfortunately resulting in completely ruining the entire lawn soil and all.

    He was very apologetic I know he felt really bad- it was a weird accident all around, I guess someone must have collected grease from the bins behind area restaurants and filled up a 110-gallon drum of it then found this kid and told him it was magical gardening juice and let him keep it. Idk man it all happened so fast but you just reminded me of it. Thanks.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't think anyone actually likes chicken Kiev and I also don't even really know what it is either. (I do but I don't care it's not good no matter who makes it).

    I will say though if I made a shitty dish I definitely prefer to be told so instead, for future reference so I'm not continuing to embarrassingly make a meal that I assume people enjoy when in reality they don't.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I used to totally agree man, i used the grateful dead theory of 'dont protest a war, ignore it and act as if it doesnt exist' with voting. But man dude i really dont want an assault weapons ban and shit, we need less laws

    LESS LAWS PPL

    I wonder if the gun crowd and the abortion crowd would make a compromise. We won't ban any guns you won't ban any abortions. Seems fair to me but I bet both sides would be like "well wait a second that's not exactly fair to MYYYYYYY side as much as yours". Seems like a good trade to me though. Obviously both sides don't REALLY care about the thing theyre pretending to care so much about lol, which is why it would be an easy and simple compromise.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hah MF doom mask so THATS what that was.. yeahthat makes sense now

    I guess thats just a memory , the only one i can find is just a quick one of me and him. Now digitally age him seven years and start putting up flyers around the world

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nah I remember one time future posted in another thread I think it may have been an egg related one
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I say if you want to abort ur child you should have to birth it and then shoot it urself with a 12 gage with #4 shot then burry it by hand all on ur own

    Ok deal but if I don't want to abort my child it needs to be properly raised and taken care of by YOU and there will be inspections every week until it's 18 just to make sure you're not up to any funny business young man
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna do the opposite. Fuck voting what a joke either way may as well just take a shit on the ballot and turn it in it's all the same
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Because Jesus made it like that
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Just as there are no non-naturally occurring human brains, which are billions of times more complex and powerful than any machine known to man.

    Maybe we just think they're complex relatively speaking as it's all we've ever known, but in reality our brains are dumb as shit compared to what's actually out there.

    Just because there's fractals and beauty in nature doesn't mean it had to be thought up by someone, could very SIMPLY just be nature being nature and nature as we know it here tends to fall in patterns sometimes.

    Considering we have hardly a clue of what all else is out there in just our own universe alone, it's not an ABUNDANCE of evidence when we study ourselves. It feels like it, but in reality it's just a tiny little speck of evidence of anything.

    Furthermore Susan, if we could undeniably prove that we are "intelligently designed", it's an entire 'nother can of worms to claim you know specifically who the designer is. If there was one, we could very well be just the equivalent of their version of Sims, on a much grander and more intricate scale, where the player can rewire people's brains and make them believe whatever it wants them to.

    You, me, the others, we might all just be cosmic puppets. Your thoughts- not your own. Just someone pulling levers and flipping switches amking people believe anything and everything.

    I am MORE confident in my beliefs than you are in yours no matter what you say lol. You can BElIEVE that you're right, but you aren't. Well there's a tiny tiny miniscule little fraction of a chance that you are but there's a bigger fraction of a chance that I am.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I have a picture of him wearing like a knights helmet thing on tinychat from 8 years ago if that will somehow help. ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

    Nah idk man dat nigga always seemt to keep hisself p private like the jet not a lot of info root beer floating around bout eem. I'm like 98.7% sure he do be gone with that wind tho.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I went ti an Ethiopian restaurant before when I was at this girl's place in the hood and she had no food. I didn't know what to get so i asked the guy to recommend me something and it was something that he called "fun" which contained bread that had the consistency and probably taste of Styrofoam. He also charged me like 2 or 3 but each for those Lil tiny things of juice, like Halloween tick or treat sized. I brougt4 it back to her house, smelled it and threw it out. I was very glad to see it didn't last long

    Liberian good is literally babies, you knew that right?

    Well in that case! I love me some fried babby with dry rice.

    I feel sort of bad for the lady opening the place as she's really excited for the grand opening but I really don't think there's enough people around here into that stuff to make it sustainable but also I'm wrong a lot.

    The menu seems simple enough it's just like 8 things total lol.

    Dry rice with fried ๐Ÿฅ
    Dry rice with CROAKER fish
    Polava sauce with FUFU
    Cassava Leaf with rice
    Fried kidney beans with rice
    Potato greens with rice
    Jollof rice with beef cubes, shrimp, and chicken

    Yeah it's orobably gonna smell really weird in the kitchen there lol. I think I'm gonna probably gonna pass.

    Oh they have meat pie and fish pie appetizers as well. What a treat. What? A treat?!
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like an adult pacifier
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo IF U CAMT CAMDLE ME AT MY WURST U DNT RESERV ME AT MY BREST

    "And please, what happened next, Mrs. Wick? I know this is difficult. Please, please take your time."

    ...


    "A candle.

    *Muffled sobs*

    "He raped my... My.. bott- my anal cavity, repeatedly, for years. , always with a candle... Always with the lit end. And..and..and he would laugh. He would stare me in the eye and laugh..

    *a quiet sob crescendos into a gutteral moan, heavy weeping as Mrs. Wick begins convulsing and seizing on the stand, quickly rushed off t receive medical assistance*

    *A kid laughs in the back of the court room*

    Aaand scene
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