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2022-08-29 at 4:37 PM UTCSpeaking of jails, around 86 I spent a day as guest of the Dallas County Correction Department waiting for bond. At lunch time they served the most disgusting sloppy Joe I've ever taken a bite of. I left it for my cell mate as I knew I would be out within hours.
Fast forward to Lake County, Ohio around 2007 I spent 3 days in the county for a traffic related incident. On day two at lunch they served sloppy Joe's. Imswear itnwasnthe exect same shifty institutional contract slop that I was served over 20 years before that in Texas.
As for the best jail food ever you have to go back to around 83 in dare County NC. I spent a night in there hotel that year. The cells looked just like the ones in Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show. Only there were 4 instead of 2. Around 7 am a jailer banged in my bars to wake me asking what I wanted for breakfast. I replied with something along the lines of "Ya really funny". He asked again what I 2anted as he handed me a sheet of paper. It was a double column list of breakfast items including bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, different types of toasts, cereals, milk, juice, tea, coffee and many others. Here they just fed the prisoners from a great little diner across the street that I ate at all the time. The best part was you were allowed to order as much as you wanted. -
2022-08-29 at 4:53 PM UTCYou didn't include the part that it was vegetarian bacon, raw sausage, spoiled ham, bloody yolked eggs, moldy rye toast or extra moldy rye toast (toaster was broken so it was actually just bread), cereal options- raisin bran, corn pops, plain cheerios extra soggy, powdered milk (95% water), powdered juice (95% water), powdered tea (99% water), coffee made strictly from reused coffee grinds from the staff coffee machines.
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2022-08-29 at 4:56 PM UTCI got tricked into buying VEGAN meatballs a week ago. Went to Aldi and the usual meatballs I get were out of stock (2lb for $4.89)...anyway they had these others but half the size (1lb) for the same price.
Fuck I thought...inflation is bullshit.
Anyway I got home and was looking at them and then noticed a really TINY "VEGAN" text next to the 10x bigger "meatballs" font. No fucking wonder they were like $5 for 1lb...those vegan bastards charge more for their shit food than the real food costs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-29 at 5:32 PM UTCI love jail and prison food passionately. Never been anywhere I didn't like. Small white counties are the best but even HOC milwaukee wassuper fire. The libraries and loudness of the tv only thing that bothers me
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2022-08-29 at 7:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You didn't include the part that it was vegetarian bacon, raw sausage, spoiled ham, bloody yolked eggs, moldy rye toast or extra moldy rye toast (toaster was broken so it was actually just bread), cereal options- raisin bran, corn pops, plain cheerios extra soggy, powdered milk (95% water), powdered juice (95% water), powdered tea (99% water), coffee made strictly from reused coffee grinds from the staff coffee machines.
Because those parts are fiction you fuckwit -
2022-08-29 at 10:25 PM UTC
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2022-08-29 at 10:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I got tricked into buying VEGAN meatballs a week ago. Went to Aldi and the usual meatballs I get were out of stock (2lb for $4.89)…anyway they had these others but half the size (1lb) for the same price.
Fuck I thought…inflation is bullshit.
Anyway I got home and was looking at them and then noticed a really TINY "VEGAN" text next to the 10x bigger "meatballs" font. No fucking wonder they were like $5 for 1lb…those vegan bastards charge more for their shit food than the real food costs.
real meatballs are not made of real meat whike vegeballs are made kut of real veges. -
2022-08-30 at 5:49 AM UTC
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2022-08-30 at 7:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley So i didn't buy tomato soup which is needed for the bloody dicks with veggies. So I'm gonna be using what i got bean and bacon soup to all my Muslim friends please forgive me.
So i like ALOT of weiners but know they're bad for me so i slice them into halves which gives you twice as much.
While I'm cock slicing i take a handful of veggies. Put that in the microwave. Now i add in a lot of hot sauce and pepper. Stir it.
Alright now we HEAT IT UP!!!!
Give it ten minutes or so.
Remember folks home cooked meals are always better for you.
Alright so ima add a lil flair to show off my culinary skill. We're gonna take the almost finished product and finish it with a crushed up tortilla chip garnesh.
Remember weiners are good for you.
And I thought I ate terrible. -
2022-08-30 at 1:15 PM UTCSome instant taters mixed in would have worked great with this.
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2022-08-30 at 1:17 PM UTC"I'm a ho for Idaho - instant mashed potatoes" - copyright Jiggaboo Johnson 2022.
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2022-08-30 at 1:20 PM UTC
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2022-08-30 at 1:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I got tricked into buying VEGAN meatballs a week ago. Went to Aldi and the usual meatballs I get were out of stock (2lb for $4.89)…anyway they had these others but half the size (1lb) for the same price.
Fuck I thought…inflation is bullshit.
Anyway I got home and was looking at them and then noticed a really TINY "VEGAN" text next to the 10x bigger "meatballs" font. No fucking wonder they were like $5 for 1lb…those vegan bastards charge more for their shit food than the real food costs.
Do you still have the package? I just looked up vegan meatballs at Aldi and they show a bunch of packages that say MEATLESS MEATBALLS both words are the same size. -
2022-08-30 at 1:22 PM UTC
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2022-08-30 at 1:52 PM UTC
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2022-08-30 at 1:58 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-30 at 1:59 PM UTCI mean it even does say VEGAN as well, almost as big as the words MEATLESS MEATBALLS. 10x smaller he said. For Shame!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-30 at 3:01 PM UTC
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2022-08-30 at 3:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I mean it even does say VEGAN as well, almost as big as the words MEATLESS MEATBALLS. 10x smaller he said. For Shame!
In my mind I was looking for "Italian" and "meatballs"
I didn't see the VEGAN or the MEATLESS until I got home...and even then I only noticed the "VEGAN" and not the "MEATLESS".
A perfect example of how your brain can trick yourself into only seeing what you want to see.
