Dfg
Tuskegee Airman
[compulsively riposte the emigrant]
A teenage girl was having sex with her boyfriend at her parent's house. Her father, after being woken by the noises, goes upstairs to check it out; and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"
The dad being, a dad, replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?
Boyfriend says: "No sir. Your daughter said she wasn't feeling well so I was taking her temperature."
Dad: Well, when you take that thing out it better have numbers on it.
Originally posted by Dfg
A teenage girl was having sex with her boyfriend at her parent's house. Her father, after being woken by the noises, goes upstairs to check it out; and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "…I'm sorry"
The dad being, a dad, replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?
Boyfriend says: "No sir. Your daughter said she wasn't feeling well so I was taking her temperature."
Dad: Well, when you take that thing out it better have numbers on it.