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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood would you like another tube coming out of you ;)

    *coming into you
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chalk me up for Wario. IM TRIGGERED!!
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Why M to tha Q?

    I'll tell you at the end of next year.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 nah, but this site cracked me up when i first got here due to the name.
    when i served, i was a racist fuck anyways then.
    i spent 2 years in a high max facility holding 1800 inmates broken down into 4 blocks with 48 man 6 pods.
    the police thought it would be funny.to stick me with a shit load of brothers and messicans and me being 1 of 3 whites.
    that first night is when they do their best to scare you.
    the doors were locked down at 11 pm and the lights were set to dim when all the locals began hollaring and jumping on their bunks and banging the walls trying to scare us white.
    1 guy did tap out by getting on the com and crying for help hahahaha
    when the guards removed him and locked us back down, they tried that same shit again.
    the first time i just stayed in my bunk and watched.
    second time, i slammed the biggest nigger into the wall and began bashing that bitches head into the cement block walled.
    by time the guards got in there, that dude was out like ready for a body bag.
    as they forced dragged me to solitary, i yelled, ill be back you mother fuckers.

    of course, after solitary, they kept me near the more controlled areas where it was 2 man cells and 24 hour watch.

    prison was good to me <3

    Thanks for Serving . Lol
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 i am assuming here by what your intended meaning is.

    my dad was very old school.
    he had the best pc money could buy, but had no emails accounts or kept in touch by that method (he was a call them and talk kind of person).
    he used his pc to play solitaire hahahahahaha

    Didnt you grow up on minesweeper? Thats what made me join the military too.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's ok to posts songs that people have heard of before.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 once you pointed it out it was obvious. when i typed it i did not go back and proofread. i normally sound my thoughts into typing out the words. it won't be the last time that happens, so it's not a big deal to me.

    Thank you. I can assume I'll never see it again from you.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 ahhhh semantics, my bad then

    That's not semantics. Your double bad.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My vote is for krusty k for not posting here once this year. Proud of her.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 🐿 Kinks?

    Oh yeah forgot about her. Nina. Good for her too. I remember when she had her her 2 month deal when the DH girls showed up and she tried to make a big deal out of herself. Lol.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 when you have been arrested as many times as i have, because you look like the meanest fuck in the world, you change. i did that by growing my hair.

    Ok.

    Doesnt change the fact that you say "use to" vs "used to".
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist No sir!!!!! The dead cat was in it!

    That might work.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra maybe? he'd had pretty severe runins with peanuts in the past, can't imagine it'd make sense in terms of risk. high school kids are retarded though

    Right. They really are. I mean we all are but especially then . It's all about proving a point.

    I feel bad for the kid that literally felt he had to prove himself by doing that. I kinda want to join a vigilante justice force that fucks up the kids that make other kids do that. Haha.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok you dont have a new years eve party the day before new years eve first off.

    Secondly you dont have a new years eve party by sitting here watching videos on a forum.

    Thirdly I'm a mother ficking bitch

    I like killing kids and being a snitch

    I have told on everyone I ever knew and I love it

    Tell me the problems you have and I'm above it
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When your name is Jeremy but all your friends call you GERMIE because you're so gross and dirty. Like Jrome.

    J-rome
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cly looks like a new years eve party

    Looks like a Tuesday afternoon to me.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo holy fuck I went to church and it gave me severe anxiety. I cant deal with all these white people

    Did you sing out loud? Did you WORSHIP YOUR MAKER?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Jump on the gun on these suicides"

    Hue
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Omg … a dagger!
    In my heart …

    Y’all act like rebellious grade school kids lol

    Reminds me of the time (and forgive me I've told this story before ) when my friend Jake and I played truth or dare with these two girls at the playground and they sucked our respective dicks in this little yellow tunnel and my dick was so small and I was too young to get a boner so she just put her mouth over it and moved it up and down but my dick was like the size of a... idk like three bottlecaps stacked on each other or something. The whole thing was stupid.

    And then later me and Jake went to Gompfs displays (which I was ironically at just earlier today for the first time since then) and bought stink bombs and went back and exploded the stink bombs in the yellow tunnel as like an anti celebration.

    Fuck. I've told that story before here. :(
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lol jk

    oh man you must have a Pisces rising :)

    Yep.

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