Originally posted by CASPER
this thread makes me want to design a Niggas in Space board game with various factions and alliances based on the gay alliances and factions that already exist. DtE, Candy and Netflix would be The Homegurlz, which is a smaller subsect of the larger group the Gynoids. Id prolly be a fringe member of the Scummybois, not to be confused with the Dandybois and the Poindexters….which are all subsidiaries of The Big Dick Trill Niggas.
I wanna be a part of the Sock Krew.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Holy fuck! Page 39! Goddam is this a long thread!
Yeah you just need about 400 pages to go to make this just the longest threae on this site . Your cats and your lies are shit.
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Just finished making bbq baby back ribs, yellow rice and beans. Put some salad on the side because it goes well with basically almost every dish. š
Now, who wants some?
I want some. Assuming that's all food code for drugs.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
You would name them Baby Wren?
Yes. :)
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I just feel like I would be a good parent and I would know. I would use treats and tricks techniques.
"I dont wanna clean my room"
"I don't either but it's what we have to do."
"No it isnt Dad whatever who cares if ky room is messy?"
"Good point son that's actually a good point. Do whatever."
And then when they're at school I would fill their room with trash and garbage and shit so that they coulsnt even walk into it.
Then when they complain I'd say "WELL WHO CARES IF OUR ROOMS ARE MESSY, RIGHT BABY WREN??"
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2020-01-26 at 2:23 AM UTC
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All the DH girls are fat
Haha bag of sticks. That's like bundle of sticks which is faggot but also a play on bag of dicks which is also faggot. Good one DTE I'm gonna use that irl.
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
I believe there's a window at a young age when one quick swat on the ass can be useful for the shock factor. To show them certain things are absolutely fucking off limits. But an actual ass whipping to inflict pain is just to satisfy the anger a parent might have.
Once they're big enough that a swat on the ass doesn't shock them, you just have to teach them. Teach them early that life is what you make of it. You want something you have to earn it. Even if that just means showing respect.
I thunk I'm inclined to think this way too, but I've never had kids so I dont directly know what parenting CAN be like. There are so many extenuating circumstances to it that it seems very complicated.
Like there are surely kids that were horribly physically mentally abused that didnt deserve it, and some still turned out "good" and others went down a shitty path in life. I think its sometime hard to connect the two.
I do agree that there are parents who clearly, CLEARLY get off on taking their anger out on their kids. That one is pretty sad. Even when then their kids are being very unruly or disobedient it gives them the perfect opportunity to just beat the shit out of them, among all the other horrible things I've heard done.
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2020-01-26 at 1:32 AM UTC
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All the DH girls are fat
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I cared at the time because I was on probation and people were sending post to my probation officer, now I don't care lol , common dawg.
You replied to me! YoU mUsT cArE!!!
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Beauty can be found even in the ugliest places…or hearts.
You need to calm down.
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2020-01-24 at 9:33 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Lmao! No you donāt .. youāre telling a farce! A farce!
Haha imagine getting your labia tatted with your sign.
And yes of course I'm kidding.
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Originally posted by Fox
When I do that I usually just tell them āitās not littering, itās biodegradableā
Me too. And then I throw out 50 plastic bags into the wind.
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Oh. Ok. HAMDLE. THATS from G . Its prison speak. HAMDLE DAT FAM. And duckets.
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2020-01-24 at 3:48 AM UTC
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I wish I had paws. Puppy paws and kitty paws are so cute to watch their prints in the snow.
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Originally posted by aldra
ask her what she'd do if someone slathered the handle of a knife in superglue and rammed it up her ass
I literally just sent her that text. She is asleep I'm guessing but I'll see what she says when she wakes up and report it.
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Like my best friend Shannon for example. I kept making knife rape jokes tonight and she told me to stop doing it. So I said sorry.
Then I made more knife rape jokes and she got mad and I asked her to just tell me why .
So then she told me she knew someone once who was raped and stabbed a bunch so it just triggers her feelings.
So I told her but yeah they weren't raped with a knife they were raped and then knifed.
Then she got mad again.
But at the end of the day we hugged and I went home.
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2020-01-24 at 4:24 AM UTC
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Who wants my 1000th thank?
Originally posted by šæ
Is meth your favorite? What's it feel like?
No. I don't like it. Alcohol is my favorite drug I think that's pretty well established at this point lol but sure an occasional dabble in the meth life is fun if I have 3 days off in a row from work.
It feels like whatever. Its not even explainable. You just love whatever you're doing and want to do more of it. Lots and lots. :)
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Originally posted by WellHung
He said some pretty mean things to me. I dont understand why. Thanks for being good to me, mmq. I appreciate it. I think that ur a nice guy.
My pleasure.
Here is the thing that I recognize that sometimes maybe others dont.
You might be a total piece of shit tomorrow. You might pick fights with me or treat me like I'm nothing.
But I know you well enough to know that you have a good heart. It's very clear to me. And if im wrong, then woe is me. But I'm not wrong. I understand how moods can change and everyone has bad days or weeks or years even but I feel like I can tell you're a decent person at heart and probably way more than just decent.
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