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2020-01-24 at 5:49 AM UTCGimme me cat
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2020-01-25 at 2:14 AM UTC
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2020-01-25 at 2:31 AM UTCHoly fuck! Page 39! Goddam is this a long thread!
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2020-01-25 at 5:16 AM UTC
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2020-01-26 at 2:49 AM UTCI met a dude with no legs pushing himself with his arms. So I ask him how he lost his legs. He was born without them. I said that sucks. He replies, "Well I get along fine."
I tell him, "Oh no. I mean it sucks you don't have an awesome story." -
2020-01-26 at 2:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I met a dude with no legs pushing himself with his arms. So I ask him how he lost his legs. He was born without them. I said that sucks. He replies, "Well I get along fine."
I tell him, "Oh no. I mean it sucks you don't have an awesome story."
Lol whenever someone asks about my scars I make up a ridiculous lie. The dog bite on my hand? Knife fight. Scar from heart surgery? Came across a mother bear. The scar I got falling off a scooter as a kid? Someone broke into my house through the window above my bed and the glass dug in as they fell on me.
I have a good poker face so there's always someone who believes it, which is when i tell the truth.
Had a coworker once who also had a good poker face and we had an entire conversation about him buying crack from me. How good it was, better than the last batch, he can try some after work, etc. Never touched the stuff in my life. Another coworker thought it was for real and we masturbated laughing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-26 at 4:19 AM UTClol, that word fi'lter works well sometimesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-26 at 4:24 AM UTCFuk
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2020-01-26 at 4:29 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-26 at 4:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah you just need about 400 pages to go to make this just the longest threae on this site . Your cats and your lies are shit.
I suggest you want to bash a 100% custom LOLcat maker you buy American. You see any one else delivering this quality of 100% custom LOLcats? WifeDead is the closest so far. But the gentle brush strokes, the textures, the feeling...
Ain't no one going to deliver that. I'm your only supplier. -
2020-01-26 at 5:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I suggest you want to bash a 100% custom LOLcat maker you buy American. You see any one else delivering this quality of 100% custom LOLcats? WifeDead is the closest so far. But the gentle brush strokes, the textures, the feeling…
Ain't no one going to deliver that. I'm your only supplier.
Into the sun you drift, I hope. You're a liar and a fraud. Leave me alone. My family too. Stop bothering us. -
2020-01-26 at 5:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol whenever someone asks about my scars I make up a ridiculous lie. The dog bite on my hand? Knife fight. Scar from heart surgery? Came across a mother bear. The scar I got falling off a scooter as a kid? Someone broke into my house through the window above my bed and the glass dug in as they fell on me.
I have a good poker face so there's always someone who believes it, which is when i tell the truth.
Had a coworker once who also had a good poker face and we had an entire conversation about him buying crack from me. How good it was, better than the last batch, he can try some after work, etc. Never touched the stuff in my life. Another coworker thought it was for real and we masturbated laughing.
Good story. I'll give you a 100% custom LOL cat. Any preference on what you want? -
2020-01-27 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Into the sun you drift, I hope. You're a liar and a fraud. Leave me alone. My family too. Stop bothering us.
My wife was looking over my shoulder and your post made her question if any of that was true. I assured it wasn't but I pull so many shenanigans I don't know if she believes me.
Get WifeDead to tell you the story about how he had my wife in tears and he left the state before even telling me he did something.
If he doesn't I will.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-27 at 4:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN My wife was looking over my shoulder and your post made her question if any of that was true. I assured it wasn't but I pull so many shenanigans I don't know if she believes me.
I remember you now. Back flips
Get WifeDead to tell you the story about how he had my wife in tears and he left the state before even telling me he did something.
If he doesn't I will. -
2020-01-27 at 4:19 AM UTC
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2020-01-27 at 4:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN My wife was looking over my shoulder and your post made her question if any of that was true. I assured it wasn't but I pull so many shenanigans I don't know if she believes me.
Get WifeDead to tell you the story about how he had my wife in tears and he left the state before even telling me he did something.
If he doesn't I will.
Listen buddy, stop raping my kids or I'm coming to kill you and your wife. -
2020-01-27 at 4:33 AM UTCAnd you better close down your child porn site
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2020-01-27 at 4:33 AM UTCAlso stop leaving the lid up it embarrasses me when my parents come over
