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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat I mean in his case he had help but if he didn't what do you do?

    But ifbyiub chilean miner you wouldn't even get tonthe piubt

    See it's like

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat the only loser and piece of shit is you and your mommy on here. i am actually educated and have a fucking university degree you piece of shit degenerent and never sold drugs or robbed people for momey in my life. i made three thousand dollars three months ago in fucking poland as an ex con from a single rucking article i wrote. what the fuck have you ever done in your life besides being a bitch? and at least imt rying to learn a new skill or grafikd esign as you call it while youre just trash. my shit was published on worldwide magazines and you just suck dick for a living.

    If you are "educated" that basically means that every one else on this website comprise the top engineers, doctors, and scientists in the entire world.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's just good practice for everyone. I've lived my whole life wanting to be in a situation like this and now I'm finally getting it and it's not even that bad.

    Meanwhile, ya know, Syria is probably having some laughs at our pandemonium of a few weeks without living like absolute kings.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MOST gangsta ?

    I take it you haven't seen Pete fall into the Chicago gang life and then ultimately realize how he was hurting his friends and family and making the tough choice to give up the the thug life , in The Buttercream Gang.

    Now THAT'S real shit son
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Goodness gracious.


    Mmq is morphing into a jiggaboo.

    Lol. I literally thought about that when I typed it. Nothing is better than to be able to unabashedly make fun of the people you love.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung shower for the 1st time in 6 days?

    That's what I said right? I haven't left my place in 8 days and have felt like absolute ass the whole time so yeah, I didnt give a fuck about showering.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls Yo mac donalds over the road closed im fucked

    God thing I can stil wipe ur own as fagt
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ANYWAY..

    Hi future. I think about you a bunch. Today I still am. Will you please text me later? If you accidentally deleted my number I can give it to you again. Your voice is sweet. I'm gonna go make an egg. Haha! Miss you. Bye.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They're not lame, just bad. There's a difference.

    That's what your mom said about all my attempts to fuck her.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby there was one time when I was 8 years old or maybe 9 and my cousins were staying over 2 girls and one of them came in my room that night and I was asleep naked under the covers and she started trying to pull the covers off of me and I was like "ooooh noooo! stop it! and my mom came in right as my cousin yanked them off pulling me butt naked on to the floor and started laughing and my mom told me to get dressed and never do that again or she will take me to a priest for my disgusting behavior.

    I had that happen too except my 2 cousins were guys and we just had hardcore smelly buttsex and nobody ever came in to stop us.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That was perfectly bad. Not lame. Not funny at all.

    That's what I was hoping it was. I'm trying to discern between the two. See I would've categorized your air joke as bad myself. There seems to be nuance that I need to figure out.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who the fuck masturbates to pictures anymore? I personally stroke it to videos of me stroking it to videos of me stroking it, with a mirror in front of me and behind me.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey futureman I know I could text you but instead I wanted to log onto niggasin.space to find you and tell you that it if you want to you could text me later. Ok bye I miss you so much.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat 600 dollars a month? Where do you live? And how boring or witty is your life? Booze alone would cost that in any first world country per month.

    United States of America.

    Rent:500

    Phone: 50

    Utilities:25

    Freedom to go out on the town (under normal, un-self-quarantined circumstances): priceless

    Knowing I never got busted for trying to fuck a prepubescent teenager: also priceless
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat mmQ, I never fucked kids so maybe you should write the book. And even if I had id still wther be that than Octavian.

    I know right. You never fucked them cuz you got busted and the kids wanted nothing to do with you.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur being an ass. I like u so much regardless.

    Can a man not be a silly goose?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We are youngggg

    So we'll set the world on fiiire

    Lol
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Typical koz taking and hoarding all the piss during these trying times
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace AM I TOO LATE TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS

    STALKER !!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!!
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not to mention this thread is literally in HALF BAKED. Aka the rampant shitpost forum.

    *tokes*

    Me and Oct will get rid of the pesky people that keep thinking they can ask you questions in your own safe space thread. We got you!

    *tokes*

    *opens fridge*

    What the fuck????? I'm almost out of milk.

    It's fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE. my mom said she would deliver me more milk while I'm quarantined. Thank you 😊
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