Originally posted by CandyRein
You love to insert yourself to explain others actions Mq..especially towards myself
Why is that.. ?
I do it when I, too, am curious about said actions. I'm a curious fellow you see. I like to ask questions, unfortunately people can tend to be on the hypersensitive side, and assume my questions to be 'jabs' or 'insults' when in reality they're just little ole me wondering about stuff.
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So...that's like.. her thing? She has multiple pics and gifs of her doing the splits and having a big ass. Ass alone probably weighs more than her IQ. Not that's a bad thing I suppose. Sometimes it pisses me off that these fuckers get notoriety. Reminds me Instagram "influencers" and all that shit.
Hey will you film me doing the same splits thing I do every day while rolling my ass backward and forward a little bit? Yeah you know.. the same move that I've done in all those other hundreds of videos you've taken of me. Yeah, that one. I want to do that again. My followers NEED IT. Sure I'll wear something different this time to make it original.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
The asshole is the very first thing formed on a fetus.
Ha. Anus
Believe it or not, all human beings start out as tiny anuses. In the first few weeks after fertilization, you're nothing more than a small group of cells, called a blastula. This blastula bursts open from the inside out, making a little bitty opening.
This opening is called a blastopore, and it is the first of your proto-organs to begin forming.While that may sound like a pretty fancy word, the blastopore is actually just a miniscule anus. The rest of your body develops from there.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I wrote so much standup material in prison I had at least a half hour, probably 10 minutes of good material. Some of it was prison related too.
Have you ever seen "this is not happening" with mordecai finkelstein (ari shaffir)? Stories are the catalyst of jokes now, thats the way dave chappelle frames a lot of his material now and thats the way Bill Krozby always did too.
I always come up with good rap lines but then immediately forget them. Had literally 16 bars of HAWT FIYA a couple days ago and forgot it as soon as I talked to someone and had to conform to their paradigm
I just discovered that literally earlier this morning. I've only watched a couple but I feel there's gonna be some gems in the mix. This meth piss one was kinda funny. Crowd was kinda pussy though.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Pedo faggot knows I won’t pay attention to him any other way, so now he’s spamming my inbox with the same spam he’s putting on here.
Sent a report directly to Lanny.
Fuckin dirty faggot pedo.
Calm down.
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Originally posted by Netflxchillr
we (my daughters & I) were learning how to change the brakes on her mini cooper. Their Tae Kwondo instructor is a close family friend much like a second father to them. He has always tried helping them to learn how to do things for themselves. So he was teaching her how to do brake maintenance etc, but the rotors needed replacing too. I thought it was pretty cool, lesson, actually.
I'm not trying to prove you wrong but I just wanted you to know, and I just learned this myself, that the way you said Tae Kwondo is like the one way that's actually incorrect. Apparently it can be Taekwondo as one word, or Tae Kwon Do as 3 words, or Taekwon Do as 2 words.
I could be wrong. I just looked it up because i leik to learn
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