Originally posted by CASPER
I accidentally got stoned and I started writing jokes. Maybe they're only funny in my head.
Mikaela Spielberg - black adopted daughter of the famous filmmaker- recently began a career in adult film in order to "promote body positivity and build financial independence". She noted her fan base is "mostly older white men". When asked for comment, site user Peven Steilberg said "her dad probably has a huge dong" and user Not_Steve_S_In_Groucho_Glasses said "hell yeah he does. Prolly big ol shaggy dog j3w cock."
I wrote so much standup material in prison I had at least a half hour, probably 10 minutes of good material. Some of it was prison related too.
Have you ever seen "this is not happening" with mordecai finkelstein (ari shaffir)? Stories are the catalyst of jokes now, thats the way dave chappelle frames a lot of his material now and thats the way Bill Krozby always did too.
I always come up with good rap lines but then immediately forget them. Had literally 16 bars of HAWT FIYA a couple days ago and forgot it as soon as I talked to someone and had to conform to their paradigm
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Originally posted by Sudo
I wrote so much standup material in prison I had at least a half hour, probably 10 minutes of good material. Some of it was prison related too.
Have you ever seen "this is not happening" with mordecai finkelstein (ari shaffir)? Stories are the catalyst of jokes now, thats the way dave chappelle frames a lot of his material now and thats the way Bill Krozby always did too.
I always come up with good rap lines but then immediately forget them. Had literally 16 bars of HAWT FIYA a couple days ago and forgot it as soon as I talked to someone and had to conform to their paradigm
I just discovered that literally earlier this morning. I've only watched a couple but I feel there's gonna be some gems in the mix. This meth piss one was kinda funny. Crowd was kinda pussy though.
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Originally posted by CASPER
I accidentally got stoned and I started writing jokes. Maybe they're only funny in my head.
Mikaela Spielberg - black adopted daughter of the famous filmmaker- recently began a career in adult film in order to "promote body positivity and build financial independence". She noted her fan base is "mostly older white men". When asked for comment, site user Peven Steilberg said "her dad probably has a huge dong" and user Not_Steve_S_In_Groucho_Glasses said "hell yeah he does. Prolly big ol shaggy dog j3w cock."
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While the lineage Romano-Lukas Hitler claimed remains in dispute, his advances on a 13-year-old girl have officially made him a convicted pedophile. He firmly rejects what he did was wrong…
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