My very educated mother just sent us nine pizzas.

1. 2020-03-30 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Woke niggas know there are no less than 12 planets.
2. 2020-03-30 at 8:24 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   less than 12?
   
   Nonce
3. 2020-03-30 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   January, February, Mercury, Ambida, Venus, Earth, Shadow Earth, Mars, Eeloo, Proton, Jupiter, Amazon, Saturn, November, Uranus, Pluto, Planet X, Neptune and Shadow Neptune.
   
   19 planets that I know of. Astrologers can't count.
4. 2020-03-30 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country January, February, Mercury, Ambida, Venus, Earth, Shadow Earth, Mars, Eeloo, Proton, Jupiter, Amazon, Saturn, November, Uranus, Pluto, Planet X, Neptune and Shadow Neptune.
   
   19 planets that I know of. Astrologers can't count.

   
   You forgot Water Planet.
   
   
5. 2020-03-30 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT someone not leaving the house for 4 days

   
   Ugh pizza for 4 days
6. 2020-03-30 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Ugh pizza for 4 days

   
   Figure it out yet?
7. 2020-03-30 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ No that takes the fun out of it. I'm sure some faggot will pop in and ruin the fun anyway. I pretty much gave you the two most obvious clues I could give. I dont know what else to tell you. Apply yourself and think about it for 60 seconds instead of giving up right away. 60 seconds. Planets. Thread title.

   
   Earth? Your mother. Idk I have a headache
8. 2020-03-30 at 8:45 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Earth? Your mother. Idk I have a headache

   
   This actually scares me. You could have at the very least just googled it by now. Where are your problem solving skills? Do you know what a mnemonic is? DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO??
9. 2020-03-30 at 8:50 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Why? What's that got to do with pizza ? Are you saying she gave you planets

   
   It’s a mnemonic device for the order of the (formerly) nine planets that was taught in elementary school when I was a kid.
   
   Pluto isn’t classified as a planet anymore so it no longer applies
10. 2020-03-30 at 8:53 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fox It’s a mnemonic device for the order of the (formerly) nine planets that was taught in elementary school when I was a kid.
    
    Pluto isn’t classified as a planet anymore so it no longer applies

    
    Yes it is. Be nice to Pluto please.
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11. 2020-03-30 at 9:02 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pluto can suck an astronomical cock
12. 2020-03-30 at 9:05 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fox Pluto can suck an astronomical cock

    
    Say it to his FACE. you cant!
13. 2020-03-30 at 9:24 PM UTC

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    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Earth? Your mother. Idk I have a headache

    
    No his Mom...from accounting.
14. 2020-03-30 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Nigger my mother doesnt have to bribe my friends to play with me.

    
    Nonce response
15. 2020-03-30 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Nigger you would be the resident expert on such things.
    
    its not as if everyone doesnt know your qualifications on the matter

    
    Whatever you say nonce keep digging that hole
16. 2020-03-30 at 10:52 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ This actually scares me. You could have at the very least just googled it by now. Where are your problem solving skills? Do you know what a mnemonic is? DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO??

    
    No I don't. And googling shit is cheating ...I'd rather just admit what I don't know...
17. 2020-03-30 at 10:53 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox It’s a mnemonic device for the order of the (formerly) nine planets that was taught in elementary school when I was a kid.
    
    Pluto isn’t classified as a planet anymore so it no longer applies

    
    See I was never taught that ..Roy g biv yeah but this no....
18. 2020-03-30 at 10:53 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala No his Mom…from accounting.

    
    Lmao
19. 2020-03-30 at 10:55 PM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Mine forgot to tell my dad to pull out
20. 2020-03-30 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #40
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pizza places around here are selling pizza kits now, instead of pizzas, because people are worried about other people's hands being on their pizza as they are being made. The kit comes in a standard pizza box, with all the fixin's.