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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he won't eat stuff like say carrots, but he'll totally be all over an avocado.

    but he loves peanut butter i was stoned the other night making a pb an j and he was totally crying for it i just put half of it in his bowl and he went to town.

    Chootie love flaming hot cheetos too I wish her and Archie couldve ate a dish full together. Sorry for bringing up Chootie a bunch i just still miss her a lot even though it's been over 2 years.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G I switch my Teddy Ho's up w/ different wets per week. He keeps a dish full of kibble @ most times & gets a serving of wet @ dinner time.

    Fo sho. Chootie got treated with all the available wets in stock too. Seafood medleys and chicken and livers and tuna deluxe and everything in between. Strangely though she didnt really care about any food as much as she cared about Alley Cat dry food which I bought at the gas station. She was on a kick with that for a year and even though I knew it wasnt necessarily healthy or good for her, she would shun some of the fancier types and prefer alley cat so I just got her what she wanted.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha I forgot all about those. We used to call our farts carpet frogs, or tile frogs, or whatever surface we were standing on frogs. Good times.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My island would be a banana cream pie with chocolate chip cookie dough forests.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson source?

    The 100 million years of research I've done.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God: "Ok, even though I already know you're gonna do it, dont do it, ok?"

    ...

    "GOD DAMN IT. I told you NOT TO. Ugh. Now I have to put a babby me into a lady and do all this weird complicated shit so that some of you dont burn forever in the hell that doesn't even exist yet." *sighhh*
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by AngryOnion OH boy I just got triggered.
    Their is a big difference between a "Spanking " and getting broken ribs.
    Shit thats all for now.

    I'm sorry more people didn't post in your weed songs thread.

    I will always love you angry onion. You were around from day one since I joined zoklet and I will always remember that.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You have to really like a girl to cum inside of her and then still wanna hang out with her right after.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U literally have fantasies of violating baby's. So..

    So... what?

    They're fantasies for a reason. Things I would never actually do. Imagine if every fiction author got called out for the fictional story they wrote.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    420 taurus babby oopsy daisy !

    What are you guise ?

    The stars dont lie.


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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls I'm Leo but also Taurus

    Not sure which to choose

    It's ok. I'm in the cusp with aries myself 4/19 4/20 but in any respectable sense 4/20 is always a Taurus and I've never considered myself anything but.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm ^Lmao!😂

    I'm having to get covid testing every two weeks starting tomorrow. :/ FML & a needle in my brain 😭😭

    They're gonna have to use some extensions to find that little pea brain of yours.

    I'm kidding! Calm down. Ily
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by rabbitweed You know deep down what I say is true.

    Who is more fashionable - a bernie bro or a magatard?

    Which way does history flow? Where should you go to make sure you are on "the right side" of it?

    Who have huge US corporations been paying lip service to - protestors, or small business owners?

    Liberals are overdogs who pretend to be underdogs.

    I'd rather die knowing I cared about humanity as a whole other than me and my own. Of course i still would put my personal family first but at the end of the day I would never vehemently wish people would die because I feel I'm superior to them.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny long enough.

    mmmmm that's what he said
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My bad.. but whats wrong with the water part? Guy who thinks he can talk his way out of the bullshit.

    Water washes away the natural pussy juice/lubrication, guy who should know that by know
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Life stream suicide"
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I didn't pick up the bear shit in the front yard,, but rick did,, the dog was mad cuz he wanted to roll in it

    I like your doge.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I like running after a work out, and I maintain my cuts through my other training, but it's nice to know it's there if I need it… I'm black card for the travel reasons as well, but the nearest gym out here is over 100 miles away. funny, they said they will collect every month regardless. Not good….I'm debating this now. trading in my "travel shower and gym", for a hose and cinder blocks, lol.

    You remind me of a few people. Do you wear a lot of neon orange construction type shirts and poorly sing a lot of songs at karaoke on certain nights of the week?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Are you about to cry kid ?

    Dont let him troll you candy you're better than that.
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