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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What does a gay internet look like? What is REALLY gay? I dont see any gay pictures hardly ever unless I open one of grylls' threads so I am going to disagree with this. The internet is still very very heterosexual aside from lesbain pron
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Having a partner give you a blowjob while you take a shit at the same time.

    ETA: The trick is to cum at the exact moment you shit.

    Wtf i only thought the joke was funny because I thought a blumpkin was giving someone a fresh flower to smell as an act of kindness.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Still no photos of Grant being dead yeah I'm sure they just dumped his body in the ocean like Bin Laden and they arent both together somewhere in a cave just laughing I'm sooo sure
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung I worded it wrongly, to be concise. i meant the $600 unemployment insurance. My bad nigga. I guess i was worthlessly lying.☹

    Well I'm glad you've been getting that. Good for you. I wish I still did. It kind of put my life into perspective and made me realize how worthless I am. It took this stupid pandemic to get me to have some actual savings for once. The only good thing I've done is actually live the same and not foolishly spend all of it at once. Like I'm proud to have 4k dollars in my backdoor and I dont want to just piss it all away.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, Keenan Ivory Weigh Ins.!
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Time is flies when you're having soup. 3 months since I posted here? Dang it Daniel.

    Anyway, I just walked to the gas station.








    And then this one again. I posted it before but whatever. This one is more "scenic."

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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many languages do you speak.

    You always ask this question to people. Why?

    We know you speak 4 languages, all very poorly.

    I speak one language well. So drift into the sun. :)

    I'm jealous.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When you call this the "reeeeding" festival.

    Faggots.

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy If your going to kill yourself just go do it and quit belly aching about it.
    Commit to it or move along.
    Im not gonna stand here and hold your fucking hand.
    Make up your mind and quit wasting my time.
    Make sure to video it.
    Imma jerk off to your dying breaths.

    Same with taking a piss test. Just take it or fuck off.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls I've seen you and I thought you were quite hansum

    I'm an acquired taste I just like to label myself as ugly and then anytime people say I'm not i just automatically feel better about myself. :)
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun You sound like DTE, she might pick up on that and then phone bone you.

    Considering I was trying to sound like her and get her to phone bone me I guess I'm doing it right. XD
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER I didnt realize they allowed arabs in the pubs. That's pretty progressive.

    It's just a separate area usually like an old broom closet.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sheff my hom town blood
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I enjoy partaking in the lord of the dance. I mostly prefer getting weird to electronic music but I have my styles for any type.

    I haven't been to any shows for quite a while though thanks Trump so I haven't danceded much lately (I don't really dance when I'm home alone usually). I was swinging my hips to GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN at work today though because Sue was watching me and she likes it and shell usually reward me by pinching my nipples. Win win for everyone
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls sorry about this mmQ

    Dont worry.

    Saul Goodman
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there proof that hes actually dead or is this just a myth?

    -_____-
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obviously Gallagher is the funniest comedian of that era hands down might be the funniest comedian of all time end thread.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun What does the F5 key do?

    Depends on how you have your functions set up. For me it extends a gadget arm out of my keyboard that strokes me off while uttering audio clips of DTE.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun Pics or she's a fat ass.

    I have no idea if shes fat or not. I also dont care.
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