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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by street_carp I show my wife retarded shit on here all the time. She's convinced all the really degenerate shit is trolling and I try to tell her that a few people here are actually bottom of the barrel druggies and paedos. She's had a good life, she can't believe that some of you cunts are real.

    That's a good wife to have. If I had a wife that would actually scoff and look at me differently because I post here, or a wife that I was literally ashamed to show her this site at all, that wouldnt be much of a wife at all.

    Not that she would have to be a member here or like anyone here, or like any of this shit at all, but she would at least GET IT. if she didnt, then why the fuck would I be with her to begin with?

    Niggasin.space ooooh my big dark secret I csnt ever tell my wife shes so prim and proper she just wouldnt understand!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not addicted to anything. I smoke and drink every day but I'm not addicted. I could quit anytime I wanted to.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What about used condoms?

    They dont use condoms. I think theres enough evidence running around to support that claim.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Finders keepers.

    Well at least make him say thank you Wren before he puts it on.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you're ever just walking and find something peculiar laying on the ground, take a quick picture of it and post it here.

    We can try and speculate how and why it got there.

    Inspired by the 5 minute walk I just took to the gas station and back.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I didn't watch my dad die, but I saw the expression right afterwards. I'm assuming it was painful.

    It was what it was. Of course it was painful. Thankfully it wasnt unexpected. Hospice setting, we knew it was coming, etc. But I guess it was unexpected in that, oh, OH, holy shit. That was it. It happened. In your heart of hearts you just sort of think he'll keep breathing. Surely he'll make it through one more night. This breath he's taking right now, no way that's his last one.

    And then it is.

    So yeah it was painful but we all knew. We knew. So it was kind of a small weird sense of relief. Its over now. Not that we were happy. Nobody was happy. But it was done. As Jesus said, lol, or God the dad one, IT IS FINISHED. Yeah that was Jesus. On the cross. I think he said it in Latin. It is finished.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You should have quickly leaned in and inhaled that last exhalation.

    I'll have to remember that for next time.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you prove me wrong I'll just bring up how science said the earth was flat at one point and science changes and "facts" change so there isnt actually a thing as a fact.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi.

    My name is Billy.

    The reason I dont like prezidint donut Trump is not his silly hair or orange face thing.

    I think he lies a lot. That's not nice. I saw him on comedy centeral one time and he got laaughd at a lot.

    He isnt nice. I want my president to be nice and do nice things and not be a silly.

    He is silly a lot.

    I live America all the time no matter what land of the free and home of the brave . Thank you president. He is keep.our constitution good and makes things good mostly. That is why I like him. And God

    He loves god and I do too. God bless america
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here. How about you all shut the fuck up about one anotyers noses and chins. Jesus. Here. Make fun of me. Just do it. Here I am I have a bigger nose and chin than anyone here. Just do it. It's fine.



    I have a clear shower curtain in the background. Make fun of that. Make fun of how I look. Make fun of my facial expression. Do it. Fuxking DO IT.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I thought this was mmq
    Whoever the guy in that photo is, he's incredibly ugly.

    The middle one? Yeah. That's me and my pink bat. The first pic I ever showed on zoklet. It's my favorite too.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Why do people call MMQ ugly? He looks like A FRIEND

    Mmq isn't ugly and if he is ugly, he's not horribly ugly or dysfunctionally ugly, he just looks like a friend to me. He looks like a bro and someone that I like. I made fun of §m£ÂgØL for being ugly because he was so fake and gay and basically pretended to be a different person. Then he got outed and now he's gone or trying to construct a new persona for himself. Meanwhile MMQ is always MMQ AKA DA RED BEANIE BANDIT forever and for always and we Love him for it AND HOPE HE NEVER CHANGES

    Thanks. Kind words. I'm certainly not the most confident guy in town. I kinda feel like busting out my beanie just to beanie.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol who is master blaster? Is that an alt of another account?

    No. Its, well, its RED. a video chat regular. Good gont from SHY TOWN. one account dude.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Horse scene horse scene
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm WHAT

    Oh gee nothing definitely not the most notorious scene from the movie or anything.

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ajax I thought everyone walks around with a condom hanging from their dick just in case. You can never be too careful.



    Jaxxy knows wassup
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Exclusively at that. Maybe a small glass water mid-day is forgivable.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll see you down by the canal.

    *the pond

    I'll be at the pond.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The "no lives matter" movement is getting very little coverage.

    Which doesn't even matter.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But yeah. So I get it. All the stats now show that blacks commit more crimes even though they're the minority and all that. That's common knowledge. So it does seem at a glance that the whole issue is 'dumb' because of that. The "if you want blacks to stop dying so much maybe start killing one another" thing. And it does make sense, right? It seems weird to take a movement seriously when the people of that very movement also seem to actively demonstrate behavior that goes against that very movement.

    That's the weird uh, tricky part to me, because that's where I think it's not as simple as that right? Like, yes, we can say that blacks just tend to shoot one another a lot more than other races do, and then we have to ask why right? And like aldra has already said and like most people here already know I feel like it's basically sort of ingrained in their whole culture and upbringing, obviously its "cool" to be a gangsta and all that, and blah blah. So to me, it's like they've brought it on themselves, but also, WE sort of MADE them bring it on to themselves.

    I have to pee again.
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