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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm pretty sure you can lift a cat like that. They would let you know if it hurt

    c ats like being picked up by their SCRUFF not the middle of their body. He was being mean let us not kid ourselves rip fuckbiscuit
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some people just can't admit their mistakes.

    Unlike you and me who always admit our mistakes.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're typing long distance?

    I am not able to make out whether this is a question asked for fun or a very serious one. If it is really a serious one, let people who know psychology or psychiatry handle it.

    I will handle this question assuming that it is asked for fun.

    It may be okay for you to believe you are already dead, but it is highly doubtful whether it will be okay for you if others too start treating you as dead!

    Let us assume that you tell your closest ones that you strongly believe you are dead. Suppose they say, “Quite fine; Where have you kept your will? Okay, will look into it later; first things first. We will get the ice box. You lie in it till all our relatives come and pay respects. We will call the priest and make arrangements for your funeral. Thank God! You informed promptly; otherwise this place will be stinking like hell!” What will be your reaction?!

    Let me share with you a funny story narrated by Amma (Mata Amritanandamayi):

    Once a death procession was going on. People carrying the coffin heard a knocking sound from inside. The procession stopped; when they listened intently they heard “ Open the box; I am not dead! I am suffocating inside! Open, open…”

    Some people got scared. The son of the dead person came close to the coffin and shouted, “Sorry, we can't believe you; the doctor had already done all the checking, declared you were dead and issued the dead certificate also. The priest has already done the ceremonies and allowed your soul to rest in peace. Sorry. We can't help. “

    The proceeded to the cemetery and buried the coffin!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Is some now some a special type of ostrich that was off menu?



    That pic is at the old house and around two years old so that actually might be the case.

    I know it was the case. I wasn't kidding. Lol. Oh the cops are knocking at my door because I pretended to kill myself ill BRB kthxbai
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Lol

    Skunk made a funny!

    Your humor receptacle is broken.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung You haven't cared for the celebrity hosts of Jeopardy. You still miss Alex.

    You know if I had to put it in perspective.. I miss Alex the same as I miss my little broom krolo.

    I wish they were still here but they aren't. I hate when people die it makes me very very sad.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Ugh, I can't even."
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready why are you snearing in this photo, frala?

    She had just got off the phone with me.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What ever happened to the milk man and the paper boy and the evening tv?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Time keeps on tickin, tickin, tickin, tickin, into the future

    *slippin, slippin, slippin
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop thanking posts.

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dang I was hoping those were both the same vehicle.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this is something I have done on Sunday mornings quite a few times.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Did you know on the original season of sesame Street oscar the grouch would jab the other Muppets with dirty needles when they interacted with him? It was part of a campaign to get kids not to play in trash and be careful of dirty needles. It's on that new documentary about sesame Street. Pretty wild. Also I made this whole post up

    Did you know Oscar the grouch was originally going to be Oscar the Pouch and he was going to be a literal pouch Muppet that people could hop into but the guy doing the Muppet got mad and just wanted to do something else so they started calling him Oscar the grouch and then the rest is history did you know that?
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Yall niggas ever eat a 3 cheese sausage? No homo.

    Yes but only homo. Whats the non-homo version like? Can I eat it in the bushes one time real quick?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can't do vocaroo at work, it's not business like. (The answer is: When I'm not sure of a spelling I just extend it all so people don't know I can't spell it).

    gotcha. For future reference, if you know how to spell dis and know how to spell appointed , just combine them.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He called again. He's getting bailed out tonight. He said he'll be on to explain everything later once he gets his phone and possessions back.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    he called again and said they're bumping up his bond hearing to this afternoon shortly . Did you know that they give El Paso jail inmates a free complimentary turtle when you get booked in? Kinda cool.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He just called me again and said Dallas called to inform El Paso they were dropping the charges from aggrevated child rape to vehicular child rape. But they don't want to spend the money to extradite him so he's gonna go to court on Monday morning in El Paso to for his bond hearing regarding his current charge.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He just called me again from the El Paso County Jail. He's being held without bail because he has a secondary warrant in Dallas for aggravated child rape on a deformed retard baby under the age of 4-months.
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