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2021-05-18 at 7:59 PM UTC in Will Frala's baby have Down's?
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're typing long distance?
I am not able to make out whether this is a question asked for fun or a very serious one. If it is really a serious one, let people who know psychology or psychiatry handle it.
I will handle this question assuming that it is asked for fun.
It may be okay for you to believe you are already dead, but it is highly doubtful whether it will be okay for you if others too start treating you as dead!
Let us assume that you tell your closest ones that you strongly believe you are dead. Suppose they say, “Quite fine; Where have you kept your will? Okay, will look into it later; first things first. We will get the ice box. You lie in it till all our relatives come and pay respects. We will call the priest and make arrangements for your funeral. Thank God! You informed promptly; otherwise this place will be stinking like hell!” What will be your reaction?!
Let me share with you a funny story narrated by Amma (Mata Amritanandamayi):
Once a death procession was going on. People carrying the coffin heard a knocking sound from inside. The procession stopped; when they listened intently they heard “ Open the box; I am not dead! I am suffocating inside! Open, open…”
Some people got scared. The son of the dead person came close to the coffin and shouted, “Sorry, we can't believe you; the doctor had already done all the checking, declared you were dead and issued the dead certificate also. The priest has already done the ceremonies and allowed your soul to rest in peace. Sorry. We can't help. “
The proceeded to the cemetery and buried the coffin!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-18 at 7:29 PM UTC in Will Frala's baby have Down's?
Originally posted by frala Is some now some a special type of ostrich that was off menu?
That pic is at the old house and around two years old so that actually might be the case.
I know it was the case. I wasn't kidding. Lol. Oh the cops are knocking at my door because I pretended to kill myself ill BRB kthxbaiThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-18 at 7:41 PM UTC in Well, my whole life has changed!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-18 at 8:58 AM UTC in Doug's Obituary
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2021-05-18 at 5:23 PM UTC in Will Frala's baby have Down's?"Ugh, I can't even."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-18 at 5:22 PM UTC in Will Frala's baby have Down's?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-18 at 8:21 AM UTC in Doug's ObituaryWhat ever happened to the milk man and the paper boy and the evening tv?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-18 at 8:52 AM UTC in Doug's ObituaryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-14 at 9:54 PM UTC in Start liking my posts.Stop thanking posts.
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2021-05-13 at 11:41 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Dang I was hoping those were both the same vehicle.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-11 at 2:33 AM UTC in I'm going to the southside of Milwaukee to hobo itthis is something I have done on Sunday mornings quite a few times.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-11 at 2:24 AM UTC in Will Frala's baby have Down's?
Originally posted by Sudo Did you know on the original season of sesame Street oscar the grouch would jab the other Muppets with dirty needles when they interacted with him? It was part of a campaign to get kids not to play in trash and be careful of dirty needles. It's on that new documentary about sesame Street. Pretty wild. Also I made this whole post up
Did you know Oscar the grouch was originally going to be Oscar the Pouch and he was going to be a literal pouch Muppet that people could hop into but the guy doing the Muppet got mad and just wanted to do something else so they started calling him Oscar the grouch and then the rest is history did you know that?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-05 at 8:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-30 at 8:28 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phone
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can't do vocaroo at work, it's not business like. (The answer is: When I'm not sure of a spelling I just extend it all so people don't know I can't spell it).
gotcha. For future reference, if you know how to spell dis and know how to spell appointed , just combine them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-30 at 8:22 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phoneHe called again. He's getting bailed out tonight. He said he'll be on to explain everything later once he gets his phone and possessions back.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-30 at 8:10 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phonehe called again and said they're bumping up his bond hearing to this afternoon shortly . Did you know that they give El Paso jail inmates a free complimentary turtle when you get booked in? Kinda cool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-30 at 7:54 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phoneHe just called me again and said Dallas called to inform El Paso they were dropping the charges from aggrevated child rape to vehicular child rape. But they don't want to spend the money to extradite him so he's gonna go to court on Monday morning in El Paso to for his bond hearing regarding his current charge.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-30 at 7:49 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phoneHe just called me again from the El Paso County Jail. He's being held without bail because he has a secondary warrant in Dallas for aggravated child rape on a deformed retard baby under the age of 4-months.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-30 at 6:53 PM UTC in I just talked to Bill Krozby on the phoneso he's alive. Unless someone was using a voice changer and has his identical laugh.
Without going into too much detail, he said he got pulled over while he was a passenger in his buddy's car. His friend had tech on him and so they ended up running Doug's name too and he had a warrant out of El Paso. So, that's where he's at. Updates as I receive them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-07 at 11:59 PM UTC in Gonts,Just when I thought I'd heard of all the most bizarre sexual fetishes known to mankind, you go and throw this out there. What a sick world. Just WOW.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
