2021-05-04 at 4:07 PM UTC
Who are our seniorest members of our Community? As I was thinking about this, I believe the top 3 places go to
Quick Mix Ready (63 1/2)
STL1 (66, but in the best shape of all 3)
SpectraL (~134)
Of Noteworthy Mention:
ArmsMerchant/Zodiac Killer (80s, "Spectral's baby brother)
Discuss.
2021-05-04 at 4:11 PM UTC
I believe STL1 would alsoo be eable to beat all 3 other fighters.
Though Spectral using dial up magic powers & arms merechant with his stabbing prowess and zodiac killer moon light streength bonus, it could be a close match.
What won't be a close match is Quick Mix Ready engaging in any form of manual labor or exhibition of physical fitnees in competition against anyonee.
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2021-05-04 at 4:13 PM UTC
quick mix ready, when was the last time you had sex with another person?
2021-05-05 at 1:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
I believe STL1 would alsoo be eable to beat all 3 other fighters.
Stl is a feeble elderly gentleman whose bones are as brittle as a broom-head. You could step on his foot and his entire skeleton would shatter.
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2021-05-05 at 1:51 AM UTC
AngryOnion
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I'm older than most of you dipshits.
Except for Jiggaboo I think he's about my age.
2021-05-05 at 1:53 AM UTC
You're not older than TDR. Nobody is. Not even spectral.
2021-05-05 at 1:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Stl is a feeble elderly gentleman whose bones are as brittle as a broom-head. You could step on his foot and his entire skeleton would shatter.
ya but compared to the animated pharaoh Spectral & Quick Mix Ready's Stage 4 Diabetes, you have to understand it's like children golfing
The bar is very low
Originally posted by AngryOnion
I'm older than most of you dipshits.
Except for Jiggaboo I think he's about my age.
I know Jiggaboo isa bout 55, I figured you were a young spry 43 1/2 AngryOnion
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2021-05-05 at 2:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
ya but compared to the animated pharaoh Spectral & Quick Mix Ready's Stage 4 Diabetes
spectral would have stl1 shitting his pants before the two ever made eye contact.
Totse2okay1 would EASILY just slide around him and choke him out from behind until he died in a matter of seconds.
These are objective truths regarding the weakness of stl1.
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2021-05-05 at 5:25 AM UTC
my name is robert rectangle and i'm older than the universe
2021-05-05 at 1:56 PM UTC
Hi. I gave my soul to the 9 world's oldest warlord when I was 12. I do not regret my friendship and possession of my God, mostly because I can't fathom being a subgenius given my understanding of the world around me i would lack if i were as stupid as OP
