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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Theif lol. Cheif penguin
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol I have probably 40 stories about being a theif. It's been a long time but man, I totally stole . A lot.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blob6106 Not me. Not a thief. Never been.

    You stole my heart you hippocampus
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    submit a pull I won't stand for this bullshit any longer
    No more bullshit!

    I went home last night and said to my stupid wife

    "Lol why are you so stupid?"

    Then I punched her in the face.

    After that I said sorry and she was like oh it's ok wren everything is fine you don't have to apologize

    That made me angry. AKTUAHLLY yeah I do have to apologize. Then I punched her again. For that. And again. And again. And again.

    Don't EVER tell me not to apologize.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I. From orange field Alaska please get I my level
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh cool you can post YouTube shorts here now. Interesting.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes this reminds me of the time I was in high school and we robbed the bud light truck .

    It was a spur of the moment decision we were driving around smoking weed (I'm ashamed to say I enabled intoxicated driving) and

    We drove by the beer store and the beer truck was there and I said hashtag yolo and got out and ran up to it and grabbed a case of beer out of it and ran back to the car (thank you Sully for not driving away that would have been embarrassin) and that was that. We drank the beers.

    I have more stories about stealing beer but that's my only beer truck one.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Long head, little ears.

    Long hair; don't care
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why not Minot? Yeah man yeahhhhhhhhhbbbbbbb (huffs treadmill)
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    By orikmelb I meant problem sorry
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No orikmelb the names Brookes I'm at your service
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blob6106 Florida then Alaska

    Training session much?

    Your butt my face.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm on my phone Idk how to flip the pic I can't read inverted. What's that say

    Marry me in hell frala. June 15th blah blah
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol I'm so behind the times didn't realize this faggot was peedy. Makes sense now that I think about it. Fuck it I'm on one so let's let the x destroy our spinal cords so they don't work no mo. A schizophrenic episode.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blob6106 What's in florida

    Wrong
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes he rhymed me with may it's not that weird
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm a sucker all I gotta say

    Thse drugs really got a hold of may
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    mind the gap
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ciggys beer

    I just brought Sophie over to meet Hilde. Lol. Sophie is being really nice and friendly while Hilde is being hissy and protective of her area. Two cute girls just trying to fuck. What?

    They aren't trying to fuck Hilde needs to calm down
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked r u on steam?

    I guess? Am I ON steam? I don't know what that means. I have it. Yes.
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