Lol I have probably 40 stories about being a theif. It's been a long time but man, I totally stole . A lot.
submit a pull I won't stand for this bullshit any longer
No more bullshit!
I went home last night and said to my stupid wife
"Lol why are you so stupid?"
Then I punched her in the face.
After that I said sorry and she was like oh it's ok wren everything is fine you don't have to apologize
That made me angry. AKTUAHLLY yeah I do have to apologize. Then I punched her again. For that. And again. And again. And again.
Don't EVER tell me not to apologize.
2023-06-15 at 11:15 PM UTC
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mmQ wut Yu do
I. From orange field Alaska please get I my level
Oh cool you can post YouTube shorts here now. Interesting.
Yes this reminds me of the time I was in high school and we robbed the bud light truck .
It was a spur of the moment decision we were driving around smoking weed (I'm ashamed to say I enabled intoxicated driving) and
We drove by the beer store and the beer truck was there and I said hashtag yolo and got out and ran up to it and grabbed a case of beer out of it and ran back to the car (thank you Sully for not driving away that would have been embarrassin) and that was that. We drank the beers.
I have more stories about stealing beer but that's my only beer truck one.
Why not Minot? Yeah man yeahhhhhhhhhbbbbbbb (huffs treadmill)
By orikmelb I meant problem sorry
No orikmelb the names Brookes I'm at your service
Lol I'm so behind the times didn't realize this faggot was peedy. Makes sense now that I think about it. Fuck it I'm on one so let's let the x destroy our spinal cords so they don't work no mo. A schizophrenic episode.
2023-06-15 at 9:41 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Yes he rhymed me with may it's not that weird
2023-06-15 at 9:41 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
Thse drugs really got a hold of may
Ciggys beer
I just brought Sophie over to meet Hilde. Lol. Sophie is being really nice and friendly while Hilde is being hissy and protective of her area. Two cute girls just trying to fuck. What?
They aren't trying to fuck Hilde needs to calm down