User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 53
  6. 54
  7. 55
  8. 56
  9. 57
  10. 58
  11. ...
  12. 2706
  13. 2707
  14. 2708
  15. 2709

Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Shut your ass right the hell up and learn how to wrap a towel

    You're jealous of my towel wrapping just cuz I don't do it like a professional girl.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've AKSHUALLY known Lauren way before you did. I knew her when she was just a little babby.

    Now that I think about it I think I actually delivered her. She came out of my womb. She's my babby.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    polecat made me post that for him
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    shes actually MY lala
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    im definitely not reading through 100 posts as i just saw this thread

    but obviously to me you would have to be a victim to be scared to live in Chicago or anywhere

    are these honestly real questions?


    is iT oK to LiVe in FlOrIda?

    cAn I lIvE iN GrEeN BaY wIsCoNsOn?

    are you retarded?

    you wanna be like jill the car and run away like a victim? you can live anywhere you fucking want. I HATE NEW YORK IT SCARES ME
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who do you think im appropriating?

    DONT SAY sand niggaz from Egypt
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thank you. this community is very nice. you know when I'm retarded and you are nice to me when i am. i appreciate you fellas.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This one
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I posted a picture of my arm in the fitness thread. I don't want to post my face no. I did on Zoklet though.

    Your face probably looks weird I don't blame you.

    I was looking through old thread of mine and I found one where I just said 'just got out of the shower, roast me?' but it was at like 11 am so I wonder if I was drunk because usually I woukdbbwverbhavebtheb confidende to do thwt.

    I'm. Typing like wariat intentionally now.

    I kinda want to re post it now
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala

    Rip right ?

    Wanna play snake? lol I'm just kidding
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes. I have a place I worked at that I specifically avoid. That was the question right ?

    Absolutely. Out of shame.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Haven't watched TV in 30 years.

    that didn't scare me


    don't be like mash cmon man I'm trying to have a fucking normal conversation with you just

    what do you do during your day

    do you do woodwork out in your shed?

    read books?

    logic pussles?/
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now is the part where you feel bad for ME.

    THANKS and God bless
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I kinda feel bad for April lately. I know if she sees this she'd tell me I'm dumb and weird but honestly the part that makes me feel bad is when she drinks she comes here to say the same two phrases over and over.

    But in her defense she hasn't came her much so maybe that means she isn't drinking much so that's cool. Like she's getting her life in order.

    Who knows who cares
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shut up ya weird.

    Just kidding.

    I picked a random page from your candy land and saw where you and and April were bffs

    It was so cute

    I'm drunk I feel like Bradley just spouting shit but I'm not high as fuck on crystal methamphetamine
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai I go back 5 seconds, and then I go back 5 seconds, and I go back 5 seconds etc etc - "going back 5 seconds" is really "going back infinitely in 5 second increments". After our hands are revealed, I can just go back to when the cards were dealt with not only knowledge of people's hands, but how everything else about the game will develop. Not only is this better for poker, it is a downright god-tier super power.

    (Obviously this is cheating and if you can really just go back 5 seconds but arbitrarily only once per hand for whatever reason then yeah that's kinda not great compared to knowing everyone's hands. Although, that said, even with some arbitrary cap on it, 5 seconds has way more non-poker utility so it's kind of better to pick for that reason. But if all we care about is poker, and with all the arbitrary restrictions in place that make it obviously worse than the other thing, then yeah: it's obviously worse. )

    Goddamn that was a really good argument. But is it superior to knowing all hands? Like I get what you're saying oh huehue you can just keep going back but no. You can't keep doing more 5 seconds. Just once per hand. Fuck. I'm backtracking to make my own argument that isn't even an argument. How do you do this?

    You are one of the funniest smartest people I've ever met HTS. I'm derailing the shit out of this thread but you teally are.

    But honestly in terms of winning, knowing all hands at all times, you would know when to do anything. Of course rewinding 5 seconds helps but yeah you can't rewind more than 5. Fuck you I get it. Fuck you
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Tha…that’s exactl…oh never mind.

    no, its ok. I'm really dumb rn
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this poll kind of reminds me of a poll I SEENT on youtube the other day with poker asking

    would you rather be able to go back 5 seconds in time whenever you wanted

    or be able to read minds and know everyone's hands at all times




    the easy obvious answer is to know hands at all times but its fun to see the logic behind people choosing go back in time 5 seconds.

    you can make a case for both but definitely choosing knowing all hands at all times is better obviously.

    the case for going back 5 seconds is like, if you miss your flush draw or whatever you can just go back and fold

    stupid though. you could just never lose if you knew in the first place what the hand was

    see what I'm saying?


    like I challenge you to somehow convince me that being able to go back 5 seconds in a game of poker is somehow better than knowing what everyone has at all times
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thanks for using spoilers I was just about to watch that
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 53
  6. 54
  7. 55
  8. 56
  9. 57
  10. 58
  11. ...
  12. 2706
  13. 2707
  14. 2708
  15. 2709
Jump to Top