2023-09-15 at 4:58 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
pretty sure I got 5 loads of firewood cut as of today, tomorrow I'll start bringing it home in the one ton, I'm gonna try to do 3 loads on saturday and 2 more on sunday and then I get to split it and stack it so I can carry it 50 feet a little each day and stack it by the woodstove...
I added up my cost compared to my hrly wage and I think I'll work a little more next year and pay for it to be dropped off in my yard already cut and split for 300 a cord and probably be 1000 ahead maybe 2ooo cuz like the saw, splitter and truck wont have to be worked on to get the wood done,, oh and then the isssue of no motherfucker sells real cords and that pisses me off so bad I'll prolly keep doing my own wood... MOTHERFUCKER!
2023-09-16 at 12:09 AM UTC
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2023-09-16 at 6:45 AM UTC
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2023-09-16 at 8:11 AM UTC
Im watching Bucky Larson right now. Shits fucked up.
also Christina Ricci a beautiful lady and all but in this movie her hairline recedes
the fuck is up with that. like Bradly's big forehead.
2023-09-16 at 8:15 AM UTC
Receding hairlines are for real men, fuck having hair
2023-09-16 at 8:16 AM UTC
got deunk with the homie, watched a comedy soecialand then we busted out hher deep fryer and i tried to see what all tasted good dipped in corn dog batter. Btw ribeye steak strips dunked in corn dog batter n fried are DELICIOUS with a peppercorn garlic cream dip, Then i we t in the ocean n boogey boarded, watched adventure time and hit the vape pen, made pancakes n then i went to the bar shaped,like a boat
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2023-09-16 at 9:51 AM UTC
At a ceremony where the Mayor is giving me the key to the city 🌆 🔑
2023-09-16 at 12:44 PM UTC
Applying the principles of progressive overload to my rippling physique
2023-09-16 at 3:42 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just got back from getting a load of wood and unloading it
2023-09-16 at 4:13 PM UTC
no we eat them all the time