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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to make a comic called The Blockheads. What a coinckedink.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    K, don't get arrested.

    If I do get arrested let's hope it's a female officer who I can have a minor scuffle with before the handcuff part and maybe get a boob touch in or an ass-swipe or both if I'm lucky. That's the plan.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    This has to be entertaining for all parties involved otherwise all parties involved wouldn't keep entertaining it. (<-- abstract palindrome I just made up)

    Hell rodent spec and mike you could all probably have a good time drinking at some dive bar together until you inevitably reached your respective points and started beating the shit out of each other because of eyebrows and teeth and the like. Don't get me wrong, eyebrows and teeth are important and discussing their existence or lack thereof is equally as important, especially as you grow older and realize how really, there's nothing more important than pointing out a distinguishing facial feature on another human being and continuing to point it out as often as possible up to and including thinking about said facial feature all day long. Some people suggest that there are more "important" things to discuss like geopolitics and the general state of humanity as it stands, but fools they are. One doesn't change the world and wake the sheep without first talking about eyebrows and teeth ad infinitum. You are my role-models and thank you Jesus also. Amen
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. Around 3rd or 4th grade age my buddy and I would go the local public swimming pool and do this very thing by swimming underwater and "accidentally" brushing our hands against girls' asses. It's more exciting than it sounds, trust. Fuck it I'm gonna go do that shit right now for old times sake.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MQ, you made me cry last night because you were so sad in TinyChat. I don't think I could be mean to you anymore. Crying is different for me because my emotions are so blunted and the range diminished, it's just tears coming out of my eyes while in a melancholy mood. I don't think I'm a natural psychopath and could hurt people if I had to actually see it in person, unless, possibly, if I genuinely hated them and felt they deserved it. I really am autistic, which is characterized by an extreme disparity in the systemizing-empathizing (the vicarious experiencing of emotion, reciprocal emotion) scale. It brought to mind how I've hurt and tried to hurt people with my words and what they may have felt given that they likely don't understand my motivations and are innately so much more emotional than I am. Fortunately my mind didn't ruminate on it. I've heard that even Hitler went to great lengths to avoid seeing the suffering he led to, and loved animals. Brought to mind my thoughts on committing acts like that and what could occur under the influence of empathogens or psychedelics, being hit with the full force of what you've done, experiencing what others felt, and being destroyed by it, left as a hollow shell in a catatonic state for the rest of your life. I still feel mildly depressed although it doesn't feel like it effected me that deeply, but maybe that's just because of how shallow my ability to experience emotions is.



    Yeah I don't know what it is lately but I've been spending more time talking about how shitty of a person I am/feel. Obviously drinking every fucking night isn't helping me get out of my depressed rut, but shit the alternative is to sit around my place, sober, like watching tv or whatever the fuck people even do. As I've expressed and you are aware, I essentially have little to no interest in anything in my life right now, save for my kitty and drinking with the TC crew so I can at least have a semblance of friendship and social interaction. I don't know why it so humbling to read your post just now- I wouldn't even have seen it if not for sophey making mention of it to me. I don't like to make people sad.

    Anyway I've been trying to research 2-fma and while the reviews mostly seem positive, I'm still finding myself scared when I read some of the potential harmful side effects, like the supposed or possible liver, kidney, and heart damage. I mean, I get that is an RC for just said reasons, and pretty much everything has potential harmful side effects, so I'm inclined to still try it, but I'm just being a bitch about it. At the rate I've been drinking and smoking, I've probably done more liver and internal damage than dozens of grams of these fluoridated amphetamines would do, so it's strange to be so scared, but then again, I don't want to die or like go into some weird cardiac arrest while my cat sits on her tree confused as to why I'm foaming and convulsing on the floor.

    So far I can only find it for $30 a gram, but I haven't looked that hard, and I will continue to research a bit and look around. This is all new to me. Thanks for offering your help. kbye
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can keep sooper Dooper secrets but no others.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It involves pipe wrenches, underdeveloped fetuses, dying kittens, one old lady, and a dash of garlic salt.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    snaxx on that grimey cranberry AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm 100% certain that isn't him. Would be fun to do though!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He had his chance.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I meant one basement, not many many basements. FUCK
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I lol'd.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed4_1438625571

    I HOPE YOU'RE OK !!
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    GOG FUCKING DANG IT!!!!!!
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only way breh.

    Well I do know ONE other way, but it's not appropriate to talk about even on the inturweebz.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody knows….. anything about me, and nobody ever will. .

    You're really in your 20s aren't you? And you teach French to HIgh School students, right? And you don't really believe in aliens, but you do believe in monsters, correct? And you do not actually know how to code but rather you're fairly proficient with a standard scientific calculator, yeah? And you haven't roofed thousands of houses in 110 degree temps, but instead constructed many many basements in sub-zero temperatures, no? And you were never ever on totse, because it was your dad who was the previous -SpectraL who very recently handed the reigns to you, his son, is that sounding accurate?

  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ITT: kidults
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who the fuck masturbates to pictures anymore? I personally stroke it to videos of me stroking it to videos of me stroking it, with a mirror in front of me and behind me.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sounds like an absolute shithole.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I could teach you the ways of the internet. If you'll allow me.
    I don't even know how to fade out of tiny chat. :(
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