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  1. 2017-06-13 at 6:09 AM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Seems like a nice enough kid. Needs a MAGA hat though.
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  2. 2017-06-13 at 4:43 AM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why. In. The. Fuck. Is he going to Bible camp? Please don't do that to him .
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  3. 2017-06-12 at 2:49 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Lol this thread reminds me of posting my full name and address on Totse several times back in the day. I used to get junk mail from a guy on IRC to the name Hella D Leet for a long long long time too.
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  4. 2017-06-12 at 4:22 AM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck going outside. What if he's the kind that wants to go into STEM/the hard sciences? You'd literally be crippling him. He could find a passion for computers, or at the very least they could help him attain knowledge by having access to all of mankind's information. Lanny grew up spending most of his time indoors despite the beautiful environment he had available, spending most of his time in front of a computer or playing video games, and he's probably the most well adjusted and successful member here; which is pretty sad and not much of a competition to be fair. He's only 23 and making 100K+ in the financial sector of SF, working in the compsci field, which he majored in. The state also payed for most of his schooling, so he doesn't have debt. He also has about 300K in a low fee S&P index fund. Not only that, but when he was in middle school they gave him an assignment where they had to write about what they wanted to do after school and he wrote about wanting to travel, but they interpreted it as him wanting to be a bum/vagrant, so they put him in a school in southern california for troubled children, heavily minority and filled with gang members and other fuckups. The curriculum technically didn't even qualify for a 4 year university, but despite his disadvantages he scored high enough on the SAT to get into SFSU and have a state grant pay for it.

    And now that gay marriage is legal in all parts of the United States, this lucky bachelor could be your's, and Tommy's new (2nd) dad!

    Abandoning the negative aspects of Russian culture and becoming a libertarian (best people) is great, but as a libertarian you should understand the desire for freedom. I could not stand having my freedom restricted when I was with my parents. Let him do what he wants, within reason.
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  5. 2017-06-12 at 2:50 AM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † Second wost lie ever. Third place is the whole being a Russian who came here at 15 on his own with dead parents you don't care about thing. Or maybe not being an alt.

    Anyway. Get fucked, boy.

    Believe what you want missy, I DGAF.


    Anyway, his case worker brought him over this afternoon and stayed for a bit while he checked out his room and whatnot. What's sad is that he had pretty much nothing to unpack. Just one skimpy duffel bag and a small backpack.

    After she left, it was somewhat awkward, so I suggested we go on a walk through the neighborhood so I could show him where everything is. Tommy (fuck it, that's what I'll call him) was pretty stoked to see there's a community pool close by, even though he doesn't know how to swim yet.

    When we got back we had dinner and then I told him to go chill in his room before bed. He wanted to watch TV, but I convinced him Lincoln Logs are much cooler and we built a little village together.

    Tomorrow he'll start a summer program run by my church because I didn't have time to arrange anything else for the summer for while I'm at work. Tommy's incredibly shy, but he'll be with a good group of kids, so I think it'll be fine.

    Right now he's in bed, and I'm just wondering what the fuck I've gotten myself into. Oh well tho. Day 1 was pretty easy.
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  6. 2017-06-11 at 5:53 PM UTC in WARNING!!! do not Trust bling bling he stole my bitcoin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bling told me he was a Nigerian prince and would make me a millionaire if I covered a $1,000 transfer fee from his international bank account then he spent it all in one night on crack and toothless hookers
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  7. 2017-06-10 at 5:55 AM UTC in suggest a username for dargo's rent-a-kid
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes, yes he is…

    holy shit, you are the last person on earth who should be looking dubiously at someone's credentials to be a parent.
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  8. 2017-06-07 at 11:48 PM UTC in Hello,
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Me, a cop? Ha! Some of my best friends are crime men, web hackers, drug fans, meat punks and burgles.
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  9. 2017-06-07 at 11:46 PM UTC in Hello,
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by BOSS I deal and synthesize drugs for IRL and darknet sales. How about yourself? Good to meet you

    how much do federal agents make these days?
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  10. 2017-06-07 at 10:43 PM UTC in Hello,
    bling bling Dark Matter
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  11. 2017-06-07 at 9:41 PM UTC in Hello,
    bling bling Dark Matter
    RT if you're excited for Christmas or if you have an active warrant in the state of Arizona

    Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-06-07T21:43:47.144742+00:00
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  12. 2017-06-06 at 1:02 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole


    LOOK WHAT I DID. ALL OF THIS IS MY HANDIWORK. DONATE PLEASE I HAVE KIDS TO FEED.
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  13. 2017-06-06 at 12:31 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Now make that a cohesive sentence in English so we can all understand what the fuck your nazi ass just said

    Here you go newfag.

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  14. 2017-06-05 at 10:53 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Your mother made a fortune with the same business model and all she needed was a street corner.
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  15. 2017-06-05 at 8:18 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by bling bling rich nigga shit

    Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-06-05T21:10:19.005146+00:00

    Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-06-05T21:10:30.172232+00:00
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  16. 2017-06-05 at 8:08 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Phoenix Should get here on Friday I think. Gonna have to pick up some rigs for the U-47700. >_<

    U-47700 × 1
    Total Weight:
        500 mg
    	$55.00	

    Etizolam × 1
    Total Weight:
        250 mg
    	$45.00
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  17. 2017-06-03 at 5:49 AM UTC in Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're a mental midget.



    Originally posted by Captain Falcon By my mental penis is gigantic tho

    Two cocks with one stroke.
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  18. 2017-06-03 at 3:51 AM UTC in Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The funniest shit would be if Lanny banned Speccy too
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  19. 2017-06-03 at 3:28 AM UTC in Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I win, Rodent. Next time try not abusing member accounts and valid content. You'll do better.

    Was there a prize for winning? I should've played!
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  20. 2017-06-03 at 3:12 AM UTC in Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Oh shit Darth Beaver is gone too


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