it should. anyone who places such a high regard in such bullshit should not only feel like a douchebag...they should be treated like one...as in jammed up the vagina of some pachyderm and squeezed tightly until all the internal fluids spritz out one end or the other.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
And it makes me feel like a feel-good douchebag.
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2017-07-23 at 9:23 PM UTC
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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/shitpostshitpostshitpost
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2017-07-23 at 7:35 PM UTC
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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I miss you, HampTheToker.
But really though, that's the best post I've seen in ages.
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2017-07-23 at 7:32 PM UTC
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Just Reminding You All
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2017-07-20 at 3:37 AM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
I just bought 2 self-windexing 61 inchers, and I had my mirror guy preorder the 2018 mirror, which is 62 inches and is not only self-windexing but has a polarising enhancement applied underneath the glass.
I remember the first time I had to lie about my mirror when battling it out over kinks. This isn't my last turnip truck Falco.
First off, ONE 61 inch high-end projection mirror has been scientifically demonstrates and proven as the absolute ideal size for this given situation. Any more and it ruins EVERYTHING.
Secondly, my mirror IS that 2018 model that you claimed to have preordered (but likely did not).
It was fucking TAYLOR MADE FOR FUCKING. It IS and STANDS ALONE AS, the one and goddamn ONLY MIRROR OF ITS KIND. It is, quite simply put, the BE ALL and END ALL OF ALL THINGS MIRROR.
Thanks.
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Originally posted by Kinkou
Nigga stahhhhp
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Originally posted by mashlehash
Proots
Fuck yes. Mitch was a legend
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2017-07-18 at 3:40 PM UTC
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Originally posted by greenplastic
Can't you just like chill in jail? I've never been but I've known quite a few people who have and they haven't said any of this shit about not being able to look at anyone or getting your ass whooped on a regular basis.
Yes. It's a bunch of people doing short time, and a few waiting to go to prison. Sure you get some rough types, but it's mostly just dudes playing cards, watching TV, reading, and sleeping.
Yeah we might make fun of the kid that sleeps or stays in his cell the majority of the day, but that's about it. Nobody goes and beats the fuck out of him, that just lands you in a higher security area with less freedom, and doesn't really prove a point to anyone.
Jail time is boring, but easy.
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2017-07-17 at 11:20 PM UTC
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
At least fill it with concentrated orange juice crystals.
Fill it with the one thing they can obtain and make themselves? He'd probably get his ass beat even harder. He may as well fill his hole with a deck of cards and some pencils.
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Originally posted by sploo
it tru tho
Do go on, I'd love to hear you tell me that from your non-cooled cupholder having life bro.
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That the guy was just called Michael Scott, he had a Prison Mike avatar
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who was it that had steve carell as his avatar? he would often post 'i came' at very inappropriate moments. gave a few lols doing that.
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2017-07-16 at 9:48 PM UTC
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The Innocence of Children
I was just walking home from the ale store, and passed a young boy probably 5 or 6 years old, walking to his mom's car or some shit, and he smiled, held up his hand to wave, and said hi.
It wasn't some exaggerated HI!! it was just a friendly little kid saying hi in almost a casual tone. It almost brought a tear to my eye. He was just very sweet, and I like kids that are like that. The ones who say hi because they're just happy to see people.
I walk downtown and it's just faggot adults on their phones or doing anything they can to avoid eye contact with anyone else.
But the kids, man. The kids are cool.
It's like the ol' ancient Greek saying, 'No matter how badass you think you are, when a little kid calls you on their toy phone, you answer that shit.'
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Originally posted by sploo
i dont pay anything nigger
that's right, you just choose to ignorantly accept that bullshit and use it as the base of some dumb fantasy world where you are this insanely smart dude who scored really high in some test.
lol, a test which was faked for the sake of making money out of stupid people, and nothing else.
the fact is sploo, it doesn't matter if you paid the money for the in-depth analysis, or not. you are a fucking retard just for taking that score to mean anything other than 'herp your smart, give us money, derp'. if you take that score as legitimate then you are a fucking mug, simples.
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well, when 2 rams fight it isnt uncommon for their horns to end up getting locked together, and it takes a while for them to come loose. check and see if yours are having disputes over a female, territory, or dominance. be careful though, rams are very aggressive while in rut
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you're such a bitch. every post you make is a self admission of your bitch lifestyle.
And yet you are beneath him, in several senses.
Our community pullstring ragdoll. I don't know why anyone thinks you're trolling when you're the one we toss around making you do and say what we want, when we want.
You, Jilliam, are NiS's self-made bitch.
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2017-07-13 at 3:50 AM UTC
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LANNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by mashlehash
This isn't funny.
And I can find you.
Sorry, the only thing that comes to mind is JFLC and his fuckin "camera man" lol
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