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Posts That Were Thanked by HampTheToker

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I frequently have hypnogogic hallucinations. Typically I'll wake up and believe I'm working on something diligently when really I'm just sitting up in bed, and by the time I figure it out, I'm usually late and pissed off.
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  2. Originally posted by HampTheToker Samsung just came out with their new 860 QVO 1TB SSD for $150. It's not ideal as a boot drive apparently because read/write speeds aren't on par with their Evo line, but it'd be great for storage.

    I'd never go back to a mechanical hard drive as a boot device...jeez what a difference when I put my first SSD in my PC..went from a bootup of 2-3 mins to 5-10 seconds.

    Microcenter were selling 120gb SSDs for 19.99 last week and 240gb ones for 29.99.
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  3. I dreamed I was eating a giant furry marshmallow and when I woke up the cat was gone.
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  4. HTS highlight reel
    Why not bother? *shrug*

    Why do I feel like this is you:

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  5. Originally posted by GGG I got curious about intercepting nukes and found this simple ass site if anybody is curious as well

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/world/north-korea-missile-defense/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.54b7519ddcd5

    wapo = fake news.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service That seems like it's just making normal ICBMs more complicated and expensive. Why would you need to nuke something so quickly? Cities can't dodge.

    it's more to defeat interception than killing evasive towns. with a standard MIRV system you typically have live warheads vs. decoys at a ratio between 30/70 to 50/50... if you don't have to worry about interception you increase the potential lethality 2-3 fold
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Somnophilia is an actual paraphilia.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dirty Dougie is a date rapist though, in that he charms lonely fat single moms then when they pass out from drinking a box of cheap red and listening to his boring stories, he rapes them while they sleep and makes their cat watch. Then he tries to convince them they were awake the next morning. They feel really creeped out about the whole ordeal but he does his best to make them forget by buying them stuffed bears and other kiddie shit. Then they have awake sex and it creeps her out even more because he tells them to pretend she's his daughter and call him daddy and say really specific things. Then they block his number and never go on Austin Craigslist again. Bill Krozby goes back on some trampy fat sloot site and the cycle continues until one of them has some self respect and does something about it.

    Let's hope it's soon
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel gonts! looks like another successful krolo thread

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel gonts! looks like you're still a child abandoning rapist!
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats really rich coming from you. You would know a thing or two about "that business" considering you're a liar and a hypocrite of the highest order.

    That's one limp wristed comeback you've got there you absentee father serial rapist piece of shit.
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Sure I can, I do it all the time. Something you could never do. lol

    That's what, in the business, we call a lie. You abandoned your daughter and literally went to court to avoid taking any sort of responsibility for her. You are disqualified from calling yourself a good parent.
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Can you act like a half decent father finally?

    The answer to both questions is no, lol, obviously no.
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  13. Well you’ll never have to worry about your daughter crying when you die bc she doesn’t even know you’re alive.
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  14. Who wouldn't bro, your dad is an important figure in your life. You won't know till one day you lose him. Cherish him bro.
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  15. Technologist victim of incest
    I’ve got a *weed hippy dude* like that!:-)
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  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Oh Hamp, sending good vibes your way.

    Now where’s that damn weed man😡. I’d let cha hit my vape pen if you were here.
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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Ready to relax. Took the whole family and grandkids to Dave and Busters. 10 of us! It was a good time but I’m worn tf out.
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  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by kush_blunt I inhaled 3 puffs with my brother today of 1 marijuana joint. we went to the dollar store. Ama

    I be in them trenches, stay with the mentions, cartier lenses, can't see my enemies
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil You would figure the post I quoted would crystallize the satirical nature of this magnificent thread, it's a comment on low effort and mundane, facebook tier even! posts. and the times we live in, in a general sense.

    Deep.

    One might even say, stoner deep.
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  20. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Category: Boring Stoners for 400.

    You would figure the post I quoted would crystallize the satirical nature of this magnificent thread, it's a comment on low effort and mundane, facebook tier even! posts. and the times we live in, in a general sense.
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