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Posts That Were Thanked by HampTheToker

  1. 2017-06-03 at 1:47 AM UTC in Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TWO FOR ONE!

    TDR just nuked as well. I think being a conditional homosexual was a little too much for him to take.
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  2. 2017-06-02 at 8:14 AM UTC in Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Kinda surprised the process didn't run out of memory doing it, nigga had an unholy shitton of posts, honestly would have bet it wouldn't work. RIP spacecat, you lived as you died: incoherently.
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  3. 2017-06-01 at 1:45 PM UTC in Posting from the library
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thats a zimmy poast ^
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  4. 2017-06-01 at 12:38 PM UTC in tha first
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    just did the fattest hit of tek all year anmd I gottas leave for the bus in two MINUTES MUST CLEAR THE BOWL!!!!

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  5. 2017-06-01 at 8:34 AM UTC in Looking for Love
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
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  6. 2017-06-01 at 7:54 AM UTC in Looking for Love
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Looking for Love
    Inspired by a poem from Bill Krozby

    I touched her as soon as I had her there,
    But soon there were cops everywhere.

    I couldn't have known she'd resist the cock she was shown,
    Oh was all this really worth it to get blown?

    Mary Anne cried as I told her "be still,"
    "I may be your dad, but that doesn't mean I can't kill."

    I knew I must hurry to hide my sin,
    For our time was up as the police rushed in.

    Thinking on my feet I threw open the window.
    "I'm sorry sweetie, but you have to go!"

    Mary Anne stood there like a deer in the headlights,
    Trying to muster up enough courage to fight.

    I grabbed her by the waist and hauled her to the sill,
    then sent her plummeting to her death against her will.

    On the ground she lay motionless with her limbs bent out of shape,
    Behind me the policemen stood agape.

    "What have you done?!?" roared the officer in charge,
    His veins were pulsing and eyes quite large.

    "The evidence is gone!" I announced with glee.
    "Now by law, you must let me go free!"

    The sergeant shook his head and with sorrow in his eyes,
    "Sir," he murmured, "you are almost too stupid for me to despise."

    Then he sighed and gave his men a knowing look.
    They slowly retreated - seeing this was not to be done by the book.

    A second later I stared down the barrel of his .357,
    Hearing him promise to send me somewhere other than heaven.

    The trigger was pulled without a pause,
    And that was that - the last of dear Bill Krozby.
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  7. 2017-06-01 at 12:46 AM UTC in Posting from the library
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Tether. That's my primary internet connection.
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  8. 2017-05-30 at 10:31 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me.

    ^scared Faggart
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  9. 2017-05-29 at 7:20 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone This whole fucking community has a recurrent theme of homosexual acts, for fucks sake… It's like a goddamn tradition to act like a raging pack of retarded, trolling, autistic homosexuals here, then in the same breath to deny any homosexual involvement or desire whatsoever. Nothing really special about that. Everyone here is at least a tiny bit homosexual since nobody who isn't spends this much time bickering and arguing with who's a homosexual or not with other males on some silly ass forum that only me and a handful of other woman ever have posted on. It's fucking stupid to deny this…

    Every fucking last one of you has some homo at heart.

    I like butch girls, pretty sure that makes me like 25% homo
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  10. 2017-05-29 at 7:08 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol malice couldn't get Lanny on autism, now he's trying homosexuality
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  11. 2017-05-29 at 7:04 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny If mash took me on a date I'd drink his cheap wine.

    Then his semen. But only if he treated me right.

    Everyone note that engaging in homosexual acts is a recurrent theme in Lanny's posts. It's not common, but there's a clear pattern.
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  12. 2017-05-29 at 2:23 AM UTC in This weeks untested halfbaked site update: Taboo
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ...King Salman?

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  13. 2017-05-27 at 9:28 AM UTC in Sometimes I wonder if my fur fren gets bored
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    cats can experiences existential crisis
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  14. 2017-05-26 at 5:50 AM UTC in Gustav
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    thought this was going to be about that fat bastard totse poster
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  15. 2017-05-25 at 2:38 AM UTC in If you drank mercury would you piss it out?
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    so your dream of pissing out a terminator will never come true
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  16. 2017-05-25 at 2:38 AM UTC in If you drank mercury would you piss it out?
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if I remember right the reason mercury and other heavy metals are so toxic is that your body can't process/pass them, they just accumulate in your system
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  17. 2017-05-24 at 3:31 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Operation "Frame Bill Krozby as a member of ISIS", COMMENCE!
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  18. 2017-05-24 at 12:48 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby post your pussy face first

    No, but I will post a pussy face



    Post your child support payments faggot.
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  19. 2017-05-23 at 4:33 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have an updated submission for someone:



    Post last edited by Dargo at 2017-05-23T17:39:02.464288+00:00
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  20. 2017-05-21 at 1:45 AM UTC in HELP
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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