2018-11-22 at 4:57 AM UTC
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smoked a lil green
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by HampTheToker
Could you put that in the form of a question?
Category: Boring Stoners for 400.
Answer: This NIS poster is boasting about the amusement incurred from shopping for hand sanitizer at a dollar store. What would a non-boring person say them to put them in their respective place?
Response (Question): My previous post (but with an inquisitive inflection - i.e. What is life re-evaluation after being confronted with a much less boring life that doesn't necessitate threads thereupon).
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2018-11-22 at 4:35 AM UTC
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smoked a lil green
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I drank like a liter of whiskey, smoked a gram of meth, downed about 200mg Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, and popped some clonazepam and xanax, as well as took a few caps of GHB.
Yet do you see me making threads about going to dollar stores and shit?
Re-evaluate your life.
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Have you ever considered that Chinese women in their homeland have extremely high standards in regards to status and a cultural obligation to not engage in sexual actitivty with filthy savages from the west?
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2018-11-21 at 5:37 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
He probably owned the place and had a reputation to maintain. Heyhowareya Heyhowareya. Huhhhhhhh huhhhhhhh huhhhhh huhhhhh. Heyhowareya Heyhowareya. Huhhhhhhhh huhhhhhh huhhhh huhhhhhh. You lucky he didn’t do one of these
Heh.
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2018-11-21 at 5:31 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
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2018-11-21 at 5:26 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by mmQ
No but close he was an American Indian.
You can't hit a native american! That's like punching an eagle! He's going to stand on the side of the freeway and cry a single tear if you hit him.
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2018-11-21 at 4:23 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
I was at a cafe about 10 years ago...
Eatin my lunch. All of a sudden everyone in front of me started making “ewww” noises and gagging. That’s when the smell hit me.
I was in a booth in the back and everyone was looking toward the restroom. I see this old lady int the front get up,back of her dress covered in shit. She gets up and leaves money by the register...shit dripping down her leg and leaves a trail of shit.
The waitress cane out and walked by the register to check the bathroom and slipped a little in the shit. She looked down (it took a second to register) and let out a fucking blood curdling scream,everyone looked and saw what was up and jumped up. A few hit the restroom to vomit. Everyone bolted out the back doorway.
I sat there smiling ear to ear.lol
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Whenever I'm scoring drugs on the street, every, last, one of the people I encounter think I'm a cop.
I guess it;s because I'm 6'3, clean cut, dress alright, short hair, no tattoos, and I don't smell like cat piss or whatever these street people tend to smell like.
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2018-11-21 at 3:39 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
Shit my pants last time June 2009 in gatlinburg,tn
Ate at this bbq joint (soon closed down after)
Got a block and it hit. Ran into a Wendy’s and cleaned up. Threw my undies in the trash and luckily made it back to the room before round 2 hit.
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2018-11-21 at 3:10 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Originally posted by mmQ
By thst I mean I got knocked the fuck out.
At the bar. Winning at the tables. For whatever reason talked shit to a guy thst was talking shit to me, and I told him
Literally told him CASH ME OUSSIDE
and said what's up yiu wanna fight fight me in the lot, not in here
I wanted to fight him like I man
But he sucker punched me and layed me out then pounded on me when I was laying there. My nose and ears hurt
Fucking bitch.
Its almost Thanksgiving, do you think it would be possible for you to conjure up a family-style story instead of one of your drunken homosexual excursions? sheesh
How did you get it out?
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Originally posted by Item 9
Even though they're still alive?
It's just the acid man calm down.
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2018-11-21 at 1:04 PM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
again, my condolences hamp...May She Rest in Peace.
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2018-11-21 at 12:55 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by WellHung
I ended up getting a huge shit spot on the bathroom floor mat… so I set it outside another room door so housekeeping doesn't know it's me… had to wash my shorts and underwear in the shower to get all the shit out of them. Good thing I showered too because I ended up having shit all over my buttocks and up and down my chode.
Man.
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2018-11-21 at 12:51 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
you shit ur god damn pants son,, stop tryin to pawn it off as a shart. I hearby Dub you SHITBOY
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2018-11-21 at 12:39 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
No no I already have enough brain damage.
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2018-11-21 at 12:38 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I'll shake you like a british nanny
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2018-11-21 at 12:31 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
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2018-11-21 at 12:24 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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2018-11-21 at 11:48 AM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
No but close he was an American Indian.
lol fucking drunk natives
you were all fulla piss n vinegar earlier and likely still riding high after your victory beating up the substitute bartender.
Now you got thumped by a native and natives are typically really sloppy drunks who get really chinky eyed and smiley when they're drunk, likely as a reaction to the sugar in alcohol
all I'm saying is it was your fault and there's really no such thing as a sucker punch when you say cash me ousside come the fuck on mmq you know this. Did you expect Queensbury rules with a drunk native at a bar?
I have no sympathy for you and I hope he followed you home and from now on May or may not be always watching you
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2018-11-21 at 11:31 AM UTC
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I just shit myself...
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