i just want to reiterate for the record that Garfield is the worst euphemism for vagina, ever. calls to mind a spilled over gut, long feet and cold lasagna pussy with little chunks of ricotta cheese coming out of the noodles.
All bad.
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
HNY guys. Anyone remember VinMetal666 posting a video on NYE 2010? Saying shit like βwhoa.. its 2010β
Lifeβs way different now but Iβm still kinda the same.
Except now shits real and weβre in the super future.
Everyone stays essentially the same unless they get hit by a train or have some crazy experience. Thats not the case for the majority of people. Circumstances n responsibilities change, but not having some huge transformative thing isnt necessarily bad.
But then again you were tweaking in motels with hookers a few years ago n now youre all mellowed and takin care of business. Thats pretty legit.
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girl at 13:00 wins. Shes clearly some kinda lightskinnded brown person tho. Girl in the pink shorts was cute too, but the rest of them bitches need to stick to plain white girl dancing.
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He was the one that took a lot of cough syrup and snorted wellbutrin and threatened to kill his teenage girlfriend and then went on cam to do genius tier stuff like this
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i cant stand prince anymore. The radio station plays him like 30x a day. Every time i hear raspberry beret i want to turn someones skull into a cereal bowl
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
I alerted Poast to this thread. Funny how he doesn't show his face anymore.
Reminds me of that one time he deleted his facebook because of me. I'd love to poast the video but he doesn't want his face online. I assume his butthole was ok to post.
Free 100% custom LOLcat to whos guesses which asshole is poasts and who's is WifeDead.
right butthole is wifedead
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I need motivation to not buy a big fuckass bottle tomorrow. Was not an easy day
Dont do it. Sobriety Owl is watching. He knows and sees all. He knows the delights and hidden terrors of each mans heart. You must be stoic and unyielding like the mighty owl. He believes in yOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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its just ground up devils trumpet seeds. WE ALL BEEN THERE AY FAM?
ive told you about the time my friends convinced me to make us tea. Shit was FUCKED. I even lowballed the dose from erowid, and my and one other guy were they only ones out of 6 people who didnt end up in the hospital or psych ward. One dude walked i to his living room where his parents were watching tv, jarking off with a handful of toothpaste. He said he didnt remember why, but all the skin on his facefelt like it was getting pulled back against his mouth. His parents didnt let me come over anymore lol. But we all learneda valuable lesson.
Dont drink deleriamts and beer and drive an SUV to the airport.
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