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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Theres that drug in Africa and south america where thrybspray it in your face . Basically date rape drug. Haha. But you just spray it casually.

    If you have it you can do anything.

    Just drive down the road and see a girl. Get out. Ask her for the time. Spray her face with the thing and then pull her into your car.

    Scopolamine?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Scopolamine?

    Sure. If that's the one that does it.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Sure. If that's the one that does it.

    On second thought is it your mom's big fat boobies?
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He used women's tummy wraps.
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He used women's tummy wraps.

    to make small
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  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    its just ground up devils trumpet seeds. WE ALL BEEN THERE AY FAM?

    ive told you about the time my friends convinced me to make us tea. Shit was FUCKED. I even lowballed the dose from erowid, and my and one other guy were they only ones out of 6 people who didnt end up in the hospital or psych ward. One dude walked i to his living room where his parents were watching tv, jarking off with a handful of toothpaste. He said he didnt remember why, but all the skin on his facefelt like it was getting pulled back against his mouth. His parents didnt let me come over anymore lol. But we all learneda valuable lesson.

    Dont drink deleriamts and beer and drive an SUV to the airport.
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Just finished tye movie Sunshine. Shit was dope. How have i not seen it?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Literally 5 people came into my apt today when I was just smoking a cig at my deck area. Apparently it is appt inspection day and I didn't get the memo

    My place was covered in beer cans, I had just freshly smoked a bowl, i had weed laying out, I had a meth pipe laying in my hallway closet, it was so stupid. I didn't know they were coming.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    They probably didnt see the meth pipe. everything else should be oar for the course for middle america
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER They probably didnt see the meth pipe. everything else should be oar for the course for middle america

    Oh they saw it. Theu saw it ALL. lol
    But yeah they didn't care. I told them my smoke alarms had been disconnected for at least 2 years and they said ok just get a 9 volt battery and reconnect them
    .
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    they saw the ..
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they saw the ..

    The sign.

    They saw the sign.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER One dude walked i to his living room where his parents were watching tv, jarking off with a handful of toothpaste.

    fucking can't stop laughing at this, and for some reason it reminds me of high school
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Solstice ???

    S = backwards 2
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Just finished tye movie Sunshine. Shit was dope. How have i not seen it?

    Now watch Gattaca
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra fucking can't stop laughing at this, and for some reason it reminds me of high school

    He was also entirely naked. I forgot that part.
  17. i got a jerb
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE Now watch Gattaca

    The trailer looks weird but ive heard people mention this for a while.

    Torenting.
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    A Mexican took my jerb
  20. I found a picture from when I was doing poppy tea daily. This is a cup that I forgot to clean up (towel was for straining) and it started growing mold and poppy plants.

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