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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH HNY guys. Anyone remember VinMetal666 posting a video on NYE 2010? Saying shit like โ€œwhoa.. its 2010โ€

    Lifeโ€™s way different now but Iโ€™m still kinda the same.

    Except now shits real and weโ€™re in the super future.

    Everyone stays essentially the same unless they get hit by a train or have some crazy experience. Thats not the case for the majority of people. Circumstances n responsibilities change, but not having some huge transformative thing isnt necessarily bad.

    But then again you were tweaking in motels with hookers a few years ago n now youre all mellowed and takin care of business. Thats pretty legit.
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    10 years ago I rode around a lower income area with a firearm, trafficking drugs and associating with men and women of dubious character

    Now I live in a nicer area
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  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Are there any good tutorials for guitar playing? I'm talking ground Zero novice. Everyone I have looked at my retard brain can't comprehend.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian Are there any good tutorials for guitar playing? I'm talking ground Zero novice. Everyone I have looked at my retard brain can't comprehend.

    i just started. There was some app that was really good but the free version on,y lets u do 2 lessons a day. also good youtube videos

    Find a sort of simple song youd really like you learn to play and go with that. I started with a Flogging Molly song.
  5. Y'all niggas ever eat a three cheese sausage?
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Y'all niggas ever eat a three cheese sausage?

    absolutely unkosher
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7838979/Hundreds-children-young-four-investigated-police-sexting.html

    There were 17 six-year-olds, nine five-year-olds and four children aged just four investigated, despite the age of criminal responsibility being ten years old.
  8. Originally posted by aldra https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7838979/Hundreds-children-young-four-investigated-police-sexting.html

    Damn where were those kids when I was 6
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    council estates probably

    or north africa
  10. All I did when I was 6 was watch cartoons and play with action figures and these niggas out here being Instagram sex models and swapping nudes and shit

    I thought we were supposed to have flying cars by now
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  11. Originally posted by Octavian Are there any good tutorials for guitar playing? I'm talking ground Zero novice. Everyone I have looked at my retard brain can't comprehend.

    Just buy one and start fucking with it. Accept you'll sound like shit for a good year. You'll learn eventually. I always thought it was one of those things where if you didn't start as a kid it was kinda pointless but here I am 4-5yrs later playing La Vie En Rose

    Still can't sing for shit though
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  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Just buy one and start fucking with it. Accept you'll sound like shit for a good year. You'll learn eventually. I always thought it was one of those things where if you didn't start as a kid it was kinda pointless but here I am 4-5yrs later playing La Vie En Rose

    Still can't sing for shit though

    Yeah it use to infuriate me not being able to play so I just left my acoustic and lead to collect dust.
  13. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Just buy one and start fucking it.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Kids today have to post a nude before any of the other kids will even talk to them.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    *frantically washes everything*
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Solstice Y'all niggas ever eat a three cheese sausage?

    yes but I was on a lot of cocaine and don't like to think about those dark times
  19. Originally posted by mmQ

    this sounds like one of those weird Chinese superstitions

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