Originally posted by Semiazas
Shining Force 2 and Mario RPG.
Beat Chrono Trigger a few months ago.
lol. Did §m£ÂgØL summon you?
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Originally posted by Wick Sweat
Sitting in an office, having very serious & stressed people come ask me for help/advice with projects & accounts of theirs. Correspond with some very dumb and some extremely smart people via email endlessly.
I top up at lunch.
Your life is workaholics. I can just see you in khakis and oxfords with the clip on tie. Ma nigga. All growed up.
After living like a hedonist for a decade, even just being "normal" and doing the "right thing" is kind of a fuckin trip.
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2017-09-18 at 7:19 PM UTC
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street prices where you are
Originally posted by Totse 2001
but you thought about it
You just thought about a man touching a man's penis in order to formulate that insult.
Thats gay af brah. Even gayer than outright yanking on a bro's crank.
Like....thinking about it? FANTASIZING EVEN? Damn bro that hella gay.
No homo bro. No homo.
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§m£ÂgØL droppin bombs of volatile, 100% lab- enriched TRUTH.
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I keep buying games, but Im too dead inside to engage in fun anymore. I waited two years for The Long Dark story mode to be released, and when it finally dd, I came home from work, got high and went to sleep.
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2017-09-18 at 10:57 AM UTC
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Scron and HTS in TC right now
Joplin looks like the kind of woman who- if she existed in 2017- would be a firm believer in flannel shirts, would have a pussy hat, would give TED talks about lesbian future-love, and would have ownership of several double headed dildos as long as my arm.
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2017-09-16 at 8:33 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Wick Sweat
Except when they are. But I don't know if they are still pressing good shit these days.
Tfw you buy some sktchy ass beans from a dude in the bathroom at a bar, and you get home and take a look at em and are like "That faggot just sold me some fucking baby aspirin that he scratched the markings off of. This looks like someone pressed their pill between their fucking asscheeks. Oh well...I paid for it..might as well...."
*45 minuit later
"HOLY FUCK. OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh. HooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK!!!" *sweat dripping from your face*
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Originally posted by RestStop
The first half has a sadness/melancholy to it. It's just one of those verses that "gets" to you.
You mean the...uh...PIANO?
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2017-09-17 at 11:11 PM UTC
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Just saw the "Semi-bulk" disclaimer. Makes sense.
Yeah. Los Angeles. Although Still pretty damn good prices. And the K/ Molly/L prices go down considerably when you buy in quantity. I never bought bulk of those, so those prices were just standard. I have cultivated some good connects over the years, which is why I think its so hard to quit everything. Feels like Ive invested so much time and energy into this shit, that I should get SOMETHING out of it before I call it quits for good.
*shrug*
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Well we know who got a "Word of the Day" desktop calendar for their birthday.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I got a PC, but I keep forgetting to remind my mom to bring over the mouse and ethernet cord when she comes over.
Nigger you been forgetting for like 3 weeks now. Get on that ish.
Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-09-17T13:28:36.917036+00:00
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2017-09-10 at 8:04 AM UTC
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I need some inspiring words
But I suppose I should be constructive, so heres something from the heart, tailored to what I know about you as a person, as a human being, as a man, a lover, a friend, and a street philosopher......
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come back home quick
So I can piss on you
Or you piss on me
Or me, you and your friend
Or the guy you fucked Monday
With the dodgy bell-end
But even should you choose
To not piss on my face
I guess ill still like you
If you do other degenerate shit in its place
But no srsly what I mean
Is this'll turn out in the end
If we lie to get welfare
And slang your gash for £10
I guess Im just saying
Youre smart and youre brave
And amazing for doing
What youre doing today
At some point youll be angry
And might want to quit-
Tired of sitting, listening
To their faggotty 12 Step shit
*But its not about them
Or their expectations
Just your own sense of balance, joy,
Gratitude, patience.
And when your work is done
You can leave there with pride, knowing
Theres a life worth living waiting for you
On the other side.
p.s- And even if you relapse
Or fuck around in there and cheat
It'd still be nice if you'd come around
Once a week or so
So I can piss on ur feet.
kthxbye <3 ur pahtna,
Narcassist J Esquivel, Esq.
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Christ.
I mean, why lie? This optimally autistic gay shit is probably why i keep frequenting these parts. Theres no other logical reason. I should just give in, and punch someone's butthole like a hanging chad in early 2000's.
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Get better drugs plz.
Thx.
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Scron looks like an extra from the 1970's Planet of the apes in that video. I would definitely go for a different haircut.
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Originally posted by Enter
tfw you been jerking off for god knows how many hours, you look down and you realize your dick might be chafed and swollen and sore as fuck tomorrow, but you're like fuck it and keep jerking off.
Real talk- vaseline, gauze + a baby sock.
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2017-09-11 at 2:45 AM UTC
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I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by mashlehash
Lol
One time this chick GRABBED ME and stuck her tongue down my throat. Totally unwarranted. Bitch was wanting to cook my canoli
Cannolis are an uncooked assembly of a crunchy shell and sweetened ricotta cheese paste, reminiscent of cheesecake, and garnished with chocolate, almonds, powdered sugar, fruit, etc. So indeed, that would be TOTALLY UNWARRANTED.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Well Brahs…looks like I'm done doing/selling ice cream. Why do I feel this sadness like I'm getting a divorce and my whole family just fucking died? I'm sure that over the weeks and months that follow I won't feel like I need to lay down every 2.5 minutes and that in time I'll learn to right all my wrongs.
Post last edited by RestStop at 2017-09-11T05:34:56.523202+00:00
Dat Ben n Jerrys can really fuck witchu mane. I know dat feel.
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2017-09-10 at 7:21 AM UTC
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I need some inspiring words
I dont want to rain on this shit parade but 1) LSD is right....people fuck like rabbis in rehab. 2) You really think youre going to have a successful, meaningful relationship with a girl you j ust met, who's going to be coming out of rehab, and YOU are still using? If youre not taking concrete steps to get clean, the entire time she's in there, the main thing theyre going to be telling her is "YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE. AS LONG AS HES USING, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AT SOBRIETY. IF HE HAD REAL LOVE FOR YOU, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HED BE LETTING YOU SELL YOUR BODY TO STRANGE MEN?"
Idk. Seems like a losing proposition if youre not trying to get clean too. Either she'll get clean and leave you, or she'll stay with you and start using again, keep fucking weird sad cocks. Seems like a lose-lose to me. But what do I know, sheeit?
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Originally posted by Dargo
i have a pic of him. i'll have to take it down from over my bed first tho.
Plz do. I have a grand panorama in mind.
A circular gate in the mid-ground, with horses prancing around with engorged, veiny horse cocks. In the background, a dilapidated barn and the bloated and rotted corpses of myriad starved animals. A squat trailer sits amidst weeds, a blue tarp duct taped over one window. A Macho Man Randy Savage cardboard cut out holding court beside a rusted out chevy caprice. A torn punching bag sways gently, pinned with various knives and home-made ninja stars. In the fore, hydro lays spread eagle in a pile of yet-to-be burned garbage with her breasts spilled one to each side of her body. As she peers confusedly over her gut, mystery semen leaks haphazardly from her ACCURSED WOMB, as a gaunt, flea-bitten mutt licks eagerly at it for much needed sustenance. A scrawny middle aged man sits in his underwear in a dirty sofa, and holds a beer up, laughing and gesturing as a second dog rapes an unclothed toddler. To the very right of hydro, §m£ÂgØL stands naked amongst a small clearing, proud and spent- having just become a man- by no choice of his own. His hobo knapsack still at his dirty unwashed latin hitchhiker feet, he strums a merry tune on his mandolin, as geese gather at his waist to snap at what they have understandably assumed to be a staple of their spring diet.
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