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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    motorcycle drive by mmmmm
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Welp. Shoah’d off Facebook again.

    Ask them to please stop posting stuff about Boy Scout rape lawsuits on your page and its all crickets.

    One time you comment “FOR THE 17th TIME NOW PLEASE STOP PUTTING SHIT ABOUT CHILD SEX ABUSE ON MY PAGE. MAYBE IM A VICTIM OF KID FIDDLING AND I DONT WANT TO SEE STUFF FROM THESE AMBULANCE CHASING FAGGOTS EVERY SINGLE DAY.”

    banned for hate speech. lol.

    The New Internet really is gay as fuck.
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    My tryhard party trick used to be downing 2x flaming quadruple shots of 151 back to back. Things i learned:

    1) Its an excellent way to light your arm on fire on serveral different occasions

    2) Theres almost no better way to go from completely sober to devastatingly plastered in 5 min

    3) it makes your stomach feel like its melting

    4) Even if you manage to not puke and salvage your pride curled up on the sofa like an infant, itll be short lived when girls are pounding on the bathroom door trying to use the bathroom while youve been in there 45 min pissing puerto rican scooter fuel out your shitpussy at warp speed
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I love how theres always competing stories of how things went down at parties.

    Homies said i tried to jack the cocaine bc they found me passed out with the whole 3 oz rock in my pocket that id taken off the bathroom mirror than id layed on the coffee table so we could be good hosts.

    In REALITY April and her skanky friends had showed up uninvited and after i offered them lines, when i came back in the room they were nonchalantly breaking off chunks to wrap up in receipt paper and put in their purses. I put a stopto that real quick. If youre not sucking dick, you dont get a to-go box. Also at the time i was 19 and had pretty much gotten cocaine out of my systemin high school, so I was simply comatose from the oxy rails and Big Oopsies (tequila/ lime shot ...or really any hard liquor shot...mixed with xanax powder).

    So....competing versions.
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    objectively youre not off mommys tit if shes still sending you pizza and milk money every week
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    At the rate this thread is going, im pretty sure Paige is gonna like me more.
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    This is the closest to a cowboy here, unless u count the old mexican dudes.

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    Hey larry. Its me. Uhhhh....I locked myself out again. The neighbors are starting to stare and i really dont want to catch a public nudity charge. I guess shes asleep or something. Can you text me and let me know where the spare key is? Or at least if theres a pair of pants in the garage somewhere. Get back to be asap. Thanks brotha.
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well played
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    nazareth
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    ALLO PRETTY PRINCESS HOW DO U DO TODAY SWEETIE GIRL? MAYBE U MAKE FOR ME A PICTURE OF U BROOTIFUL BOOB HONEY BAYBEE?
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  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    wed probably have to put you on silts or at least platform shoes to be able to be used as a crutch
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Our april was the kind of girl to call you a pussy if you wouldnt fuck her while she had chlamydia and a gnarly yeast infection.
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  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also her dad was a famous NFL player and ive never seen anyone get such stellar $60 8 balls of coke.
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    April is always up to some scandalous shit
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  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    idk im depressed all the fucking time now. This was stuff that didnt make me feel awful this week



    this morning



    the bluejays that come for snackies every morning now




    booping Gracie on her snoot. She likes watching me feed the bluejays



    Not exactly “happy” but this picture of my first arrest is fuckin lulzy



    This waterfall on my faborite hiking trail/date spot
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  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    the half- lemmy beard
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian I use to love a good chat when wired off cocaine but I never felt the need to lie. I think it's a way finding out who is fucked in the head. I've heard some CRINGE stories when people are talking to me, rape being one of them.

    With girls it's always domestic abuse stories.

    The wisconsin girl i was all sprung on a year ago cried when she said shed been sexually molested by her gynecologist. Me asking “you sure it wasnt just a misunderstanding?” wasnt a welcome question. lol. Apparently it fucked with her victim mythology.
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Pretty much every girl ive had an extended dialogue with has said they were raped, which either means the 1/5 stats are grossly inaccurate OR #dontbelieveallwomen
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Goddamn you're handsome sometimes. Is that a bottle of tobasco sauce as well? Fuck me.

    Whenu turn ur face to the side is makes u appear slimmer. iTs like 2020 myspace angles.

    Yep. Tabasco, a fried chicken thigh and a 1990 rocky patel maduro. Mmmmmmm. Paired with a lagunitas Sumpin Easy ale....notes of peach and tangerine and fress grass.
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