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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
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    Hoppin down the bunny trail
    Hoppin! Down, the bunny trail...
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    so. fucking.tired. i just wanted 2 or 3 more hours sleep before work.
  3. Originally posted by Technologist Play with them once they’re healed😁

    It’ll be neat to feel once it doesn’t hurt.

    Get a sexy shirt that makes me boobalicious!

    Me thinks you should just grab a plain little white T and “accidentally” water yourself down, while watering your plants 😈 that would be hot 👍
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ugh. I need to figure out something for mothers day. Too much stuff going on.
  5. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Feeling jittery from too much coffee and hungry den a mofo

    Hope you niggas have a good day
  6. Originally posted by CASPER ugh. I need to figure out something for mothers day. Too much stuff going on.

    England has mothers day in march...so I had to send a card back then...greedy mother though years ago when she was sane demanded a card on American mother's day too, now she's crazy I guess I can stop doing that.
  7. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER ugh. I need to figure out something for mothers day. Too much stuff going on.

    Same. I have a pretty card but I definitely want to get her an actual gift. I just suck at gifts. Always just resort to fucking earrings or scarfs or stupid shit like that. I wanna get something at least partially unique this time.

    Maybe the DH girlies can give us some good idears.
  8. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson England has mothers day in march…so I had to send a card back then…greedy mother though years ago when she was sane demanded a card on American mother's day too, now she's crazy I guess I can stop doing that.

    Do you get her the pretty lovey dovey flowery you mean so much to me cards or the humorous ones?
  9. I got mine yesterday from my daughter. I love it 🥰 we did family photos a few months back at her friends estate. She had it blown up on canvas for me.

    It’s so hard to gift give, given the state of the world right now.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Men are easier to get gifts for. Any electronic, any gun, and power tool,any sports thing. Wallet, dress shoes, nice folding knife. Stuff for the car. TV. Fishing rod. Old playboys. Beer. Neon sign. Pool cue.

    For moms it has to be MEANINGFUL as well as useful. Its a bullshit scam perpetrated by the jedis to sell hallmark cards.
  11. Jesus Houston
    Maybe I'll get her the biggest toilet paper package from Costco.
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  12. Cards are over rated .. unless they are written by the giver.

    Men are way more expensive to gift give.
  13. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Stopffs Cards are over rated .. unless they are written by the giver.

    Men are way more expensive to gift give.

    Think so? Get me a 20 dollar gift certificate to the local butcher shop and I'll smile ear to ear.
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  14. I think I would really appreciate my son (the carpenter) helping me build a new pool deck would be an awesome gift ...

    Or cooking a really nice meal, serving, and cleaning up would also be a really nice gift from my sons
  15. It might buy you a hamburger patty at the butcher shop here right now.

    Where do you live jesus?
  16. Jesus Houston
    Oh hey I'm a carpenter too!

    My mom is too much of a busybody to let me cook for her. Grandma is the same way. Just insists on doing everything.

    Maybe I'll get her a puppy. Hmm
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  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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  18. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Stopffs It might buy you a hamburger patty at the butcher shop here right now.

    Where do you live jesus?

    I'd spend the 20 bones on jerky and beef sticks. They're both about 10 bucks.

    Fargo
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  19. Originally posted by Jesus Oh hey I'm a carpenter too!

    My mom is too much of a busybody to let me cook for her. Grandma is the same way. Just insists on doing everything.

    Maybe I'll get her a puppy. Hmm

    Nonono.. just something else to take care of. Kind of like a new vacuum...

    💜 carpenters. He gets those talents from me 😊

    It’s a joy to see or have your kids give you something that as moms, we normally do ourselves for them and do it well .. kinda feels like the efforts were not only appreciated but learned .. know what I mean?

    I’m not really into gift gifts though ... just me.
  20. Although I bought my mother-in-law years ago, a canary with a really pretty cage. It sang beautifully and she loved it for years and years ...
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