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2020-05-07 at 3:39 PM UTCOur april was the kind of girl to call you a pussy if you wouldnt fuck her while she had chlamydia and a gnarly yeast infection.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 3:39 PM UTCAlso her dad was a famous NFL player and ive never seen anyone get such stellar $60 8 balls of coke.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 8:17 PM UTCPage 54 bitches! We're so close.
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2020-05-08 at 12:16 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-08 at 1:40 AM UTCput a lolcat on casper too
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2020-05-08 at 3:27 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-09 at 7:01 AM UTC
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2020-05-09 at 8:32 AM UTCMmmmmmmm
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2020-05-09 at 8:39 AM UTC#ButtholeLife
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2020-05-09 at 5:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER #ButtholeLife
You have no idea how accurate that is to coming up with the name on acid. We were on some video chatting site and posted a girl in front of the camera asking for people to show us their buttholes. Maybe 4 or 5 people all on acid. It was harder than thought to get to see someones butthole. We found a different, dirtier chat site and the first guy on there showed us his butthole. We figured that was too easy and went back to the easier site.
The girl had on a bear hat with ears and we slowly grew it into a bit about how the endangered butthole bear is starving. Show us your butthole. I think we finally had one guy show us and we went into the living room to fry on TV. The gayest metal band was on MTV2 hosting the sunday metal music video show. We were on full gay butthole mode so this band, Crowbar, just came off gay ass fuck. They played one of their songs, "All I Had I Gave". He's like right in front of the camera, veins popping in his neck looking like he's taking a dick.
One guy there, it was his first time taking acid. Poast asked him what does he think about it. He says, "I don't know man. All I can think is butthole butthole butthole."
The stripper who was hanging out with us bounced before the LSD kicked in. You know how acid transforms time and you can walk through a door and it's an entirely different setting so your feeling changes? Someone mentioned I wonder what that girl is doing. We died laughing realizing she's peaking right now and who knows where she is.
So yeah. The butthole ladies came from butthole, gay jokes and mostly I got the idea from crowbar. The Butthole Ladies were inspired by a shitty heavy metal band. On acid.
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2020-05-09 at 6 PM UTCOh my god. Rewatching that crowbar video... Imagining we were doing it on acid. That shit is hilarious sober.
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2020-05-09 at 6:07 PM UTC
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2020-05-10 at 1:35 AM UTCSometimes it feels like I'm the only one posting shit in this thread.
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2020-05-13 at 1:46 AM UTCI hate all of you. I was out of town for three days. Looking forward to coming back to the longest thread on the internet. What do I find? Nothing. No wonder Guiness or CrowBar aren't acknowledging the lengendariousness of this thread. It has no heart.
This is like that movie Remember the Titans where Cuba Gooding Jr. disrespects white people to get what he wants. But the opposite.
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2020-05-13 at 11:56 PM UTCNiggaz is gay.
