Okay I'm deeply offended that no one congratulated my "trick dick- tech deck" joke. I mean were you not alive in 1999? If white and Mexican kids weren't fucking around with little finger skateboard s during class- I think not. In fact, I question whether you've lived a day in your life.
:harrumph:
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Trick dick: successor to
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2019-01-22 at 2:29 PM UTC
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Only thing I weld is the power of life and death, pleb.
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2019-01-22 at 9:34 PM UTC
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Yeah I have that effect in real life as well. Minimum wage is almost worth it for the exquisite pleasure of being able to tell problem customers to eat my taint.
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2019-01-22 at 2:35 PM UTC
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Ok mine was a spectacular post. Like top tier. I demand credit where credit is dude.
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2019-02-01 at 2:33 AM UTC
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Yeah I'm witty as fuck. Nbd or anything but I'm kind of a big deal.
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No one would ever dare alt me
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2019-02-01 at 1:34 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I wanna write a Haiku
Actually a couple of them
I wanna hikeu up onto a kitchen counter
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Tbf, although I use the word (80% of the time to disparage friends or other white people), candy hasn't exhibited any shirty behaviors that'd earn that.
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It's probably a generational thing too. The humor and stuff here, is really mostly relevant to people who grew up with the internet.
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Y'all are very juvenile for older people.
I mean new people with new ideas is always cool, but if you don't see the value in a site where you won't be penalized for what you say, then I don't know what to tell you babes.
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Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spankkk me daddy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockkkey
that would be lannys fault.
I mean if you remember what TOTSE was like, Lanny has been very "libertarian" in his handling of this place in comparison. At least that I've seen, but I don't make it a point to stir the shit.
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2019-01-30 at 10:06 AM UTC
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Holy shit I made it
congrats bubbie.
i belieb inu
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2019-01-31 at 6:21 PM UTC
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It's the back of the classroom of the adult world. All us weirdos texting each other inappropriate shit.
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2019-01-30 at 10:39 PM UTC
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post your pic thread
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
What does that mean? Pi
Private information. Stuff which many people on forums gather like hoarders to use at their convenience.
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We've all flipped over a new feather.
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Oh also- since this thread is now my journal- I just looked at the date in the corner of the screen and i do believe its exactly 60 days i havent gotten high. I mean im still on meds, but 90% of my problem was needing to be high to get through the day, so this is a pretty big change.
"2 months sober" sounds way better, but im a stickler for the truth.
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Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Im 42 turning 43 in march…i was similar to you but i was younger at the time but being a female that makes sense
Yeah we always take longer to get our shit together. Does that mean I should be going after 20 year olds? At least then we might be in a similar place in our lives. Rofl.
Some cute girl matched with me in tinder and she said she needed someone to kill spiders so I asked her what species, and if it was a Brazilian Wirehair- since I'm a spider extermination expert. Then we talked about country music and I told her whiskey hurts my tummy. Then she asked what year I graduated and I said 2006, and she was like "Dude I'm 20."
Now I know what those dudes on To Catch a Predator feel like. I got Chris Hansen'd, hard.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
If I were a gay man that sexy beast casper would have my booty hole
Lemme know if you decide to go that route. No homo.
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