Also I'm 30. Oh god that means I'm turning 31 this year. Why does that feel worse than 30? Lol
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I think I was trying to be self deprecating, but it came across as painfully unconfident. And I feel the need to preface any conversation with anyone with like every awful, embarrassing thing about myself, and then if that doesn't send them screaming in the other direction, I take things from there.
In your late teens and mid 20s, people kind of don't give a shit, but I swear when a woman hits 26, she initiates some special program where she starts sizing up dudes like the Terminator. I may be really nice (sometimes I think a little TOO nice), but I'm still an absolute fucking wreck. Like holy god am I a clusterfuck of a human being lol.
I need to write a new one. How's this:
ASL?
I'm a fucking wreck.
But I'm doing better.
I go to NA meetings and write poetry so you know I'm zen as shit.
I have a credit score now, so that's like...adult of me.
We gotta hang at your place or something. My mom is weird about strangers.
I might not rock your world like, sexually. But I will drive you to the airport SO GOOD.
If you have pets, they will like me better then you. Don't take it personally.
If you're not careful, I might grow on you.
Like a severe fungal infection.
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my nigga blah in the building. African Astronaut Space Command og.
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Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Well blowing the belt would be uneventful. Growing up my father had this supposed wonderful sculpture in our living room, huge sculpture for all to see….it was two men "wrestling" or really two naked men one holding the other upside down and they each were grabing each others cocks. I think he had it there to offend people lol
Your dad sounds like he'd like our Tinychat group.
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He a beloved zoklet user in our lil posse who just reappeared after a while.
yeah no worries jackrabbit my dude.
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Originally posted by cupocheer
"Sad-banged"?.'splain, please.
DateHookup.com (DH) was advertised as a 100% FREE Adult Dating Site
What the membership did in their personal lives was up to them.
(I wouldn't know all the in and outs of that.type 'dating scene' since I never dated an Internet poster. I posted a lot because it wad fun, funny, passed the time on rainy & frigid days, even gave me a therapy outlet after multiple hand surgeries. It was a good site until an administrative decision was made to allow ot to go to hell in a hand basket.)
It was a diversified site and permitted all types to be heard, and included in online socialization.
I don't see another site being as all inclusive and entertaining as DH was in its heyday.
Liiiiiiike.... "You're not even banging because you're attracted to the person or have feelings for them. You're just trying to pass time and fill the void in your soul."
Like that. I made it up. I thought it was apt.
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The whole point of walls is that since it's impossible to effectively Man entire borders, you use it to create an obstacle to funnel potential encroachers into a port of entry.
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2019-01-28 at 4:23 PM UTC
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I mean you sound kinda aimless like i was. If you have the physical.ability, i say do it.
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2019-01-28 at 11:54 AM UTC
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What really MATTers
Doesn't seem very antiseptic. Seems like a cooked up explanation for why the maids bastard mystery baby has your same color eyes. IT WAS THE WILEY SUCCUBUS WITH HER TURKEY BASTER AGAIN.
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2019-01-28 at 10:09 AM UTC
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Trump Wall vs Mexican Ladder
When you start thinking that people in positions of power just naturally are less flawed, more intelligent people than you are....that's the moment you've lost the game.
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2019-01-28 at 9:28 AM UTC
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Buddy that's just it lol they do know more information than you or Bologna dick up there.
Or, OR..... they're doing the same scummy partisan shit that they've been proved complicit in for decades.
Also a possibility?
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2019-01-28 at 6:04 AM UTC
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
If it's all a phony investigation then why all the lying? Oh the DEEP STATE is making it all up lol
DA GUBMENT IS EVIL WHEN DEY ACT AGAINST MY VIEWS LOL
It's not that. Generally people who commit non violent crimes are either given the chance to turn themselves in, or they get the mid-day, unarmed police escort "walk of shame". Whenever something is outside the norm, any intelligent person is going to question why that is. And when fucking CNN "just happens" to be right there as the swat team makes armed entry into an old dudes house, that's even more sketchy. The fact that Stone seems like a greaseball to me doesn't distract me from that fact. Unless they have some serious other information that we're not privy to - i.e., a history of violence, owning a bunch of high caliber weapons, a vow not to be taken into custody- then I can't think of any other reason to do things like they did. If Sasha Obama had been dragged out of her dorm in the middle of the night by the local PD for weed posession, and FOX News was on hand to catch it all on film, I would wonder the same exact thing.
This just looks and smells like propaganda.
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Lol @ runescape, Tor browser, a bunch of creepy Screenshots and big nigger dick.
Masterfully played, good sir.
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2019-01-24 at 6:27 AM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
men who enjoy wines need to pinch their testicles to check if they've been crushed or disconected.
Vikings and sword wielding motherfuckers drank fucktons of wine. Honestly the drunk is just way more enjoyable, just without pissing yourself.
Beer is a complete waste of time trying to get drunk with, and anything higher than 80 proof just hits me like a train and leaves me with pulsing migraines next day.
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2019-01-23 at 6:27 AM UTC
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That was kinda meta
That's actually the Zodiac Killer. He murdered a bunch of people n that was a police sketch or something,
I'm witty as fuk
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2019-01-26 at 3:54 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
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Good grief, I canβt say I envy you there Casper π
With my ex, she would literally not leave the house in the morning until she had either tricked me into throwing something into the trash outside, or until I ran down the driveway waving a yardstick, to clear the spider webs.
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2019-01-26 at 3:22 AM UTC
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Trump Wall vs Mexican Ladder
I'm not reading 3 extra pages my bad.
1) A wall is a cheap partial solution. If a wall reduces illegal immigration by 20%, it'll have paid for itself in one years time.
2) when America strongly encouraged immigration, it was LEGAL immigration during industrialization, fed through one of our ports of entry.
3) when all those people came, there was no social safety net. You lived it does by your own wits. There was no welfare. Each year we spend between 80 and 115 billion dollars in welfare for illegal immigrants. Sympathy is cool, but not everyone in the world has the RIGHT to a life here...no more than I have a right to go to the UK and get free housing, food, medical care, education,etc. We can't feed and clothe and house the whole world. Most are economic migrants. And that's not mentioning the big one, which is....
4) Mexico is the corrupt shithole it is, purely because the exchange of guns and drugs is so incredibly easy.Most comes via trucks and shit, but plenty is brought in foot as well.
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Originally posted by Solstice
I was smoking spice with a girl once and she broke out in tears over her kids talking about "I SHOULD HAVE DROWNED THEM IN THE BATHTUB!"
Must've been some bomb shit.
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2019-01-26 at 1:35 AM UTC
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But my grandpa worked for NASA for 36 years, so I'm pretty much a rocket man too.
/Elton john
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2019-01-26 at 1:34 AM UTC
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There were beakers with smoke coming out, and those things that shoot out pink lightning when you touch it. A lot of dot matrix computer screens.
Intense shit
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